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Title: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: The Dog on June 27, 2007, 12:22:43 AM
this fucking blows :(

TOKYO (AFP) - A Japanese man who set a world record by wolfing down dozens of hot dogs within minutes has suffered a severe jaw injury due to his rigorous training, making his next title uncertain.

Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi said he can only open his mouth to make a gap the size of a fingertip after being diagnosed with jaw arthritis.

In an entry on his blog entitled "Occupational hazard," Kobayashi said: "My jaw refused to fight any more."

The injury occurred only a week after the slender 29-year-old started training to win his seventh straight title at the annual July 4 Nathan's Famous hot dog eating event on New York's Coney Island.

"I feel ashamed that I couldn't notice the alarm bells set off by my own body," he said. "But with the goal to win another title with a new record, I couldn't stop my training so close to the competition.

"I was continuing my training and bearing with the pain but finally I destroyed my jaw."

Kobayashi, who has become a niche celebrity in Japan and the United States, had already halted his competitive eating activities for several months due to mourning after his mother's death earlier this year.

But he said he still wanted to go to the competition in New York.

"I want to be the pride of my mother," he said in the blog entry posted Sunday.

Last year, Kobayashi put down a world-record 53 and three-quarters hot dogs in just 12 minutes.

In addition to the Nathan's Famous titles, he holds world records for scoffing cows' brains and rice balls.

In 2004, he founded the United Food Fighters Organisation in hopes of making people take competitive eating seriously as a sport.

Despite Japanese people's reputation as moderate eaters, Kobayashi helped to turn competitive eating into a television sensation with "food fighters" downing everything from sushi to cakes.

But Japanese television began to shy away from such contests after a 14-year-old junior high school student choked to death in 2002 trying to imitate competitive eating during school lunch.


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: SLCPUNK on June 27, 2007, 12:23:59 AM
Probably help his health in the long run, not woofing food down like that.


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: The Dog on June 27, 2007, 12:25:11 AM
Probably help his health in the long run, not woofing food down like that.

have you seen him? the dude is ripped.  hes a real athlete.


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: SLCPUNK on June 27, 2007, 12:26:10 AM
Probably help his health in the long run, not woofing food down like that.

have you seen him? the dude is ripped.  hes a real athlete.

He may be ripped now, but what is he doing to his insides?

Jesus man, so gross.



Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: The Chad Cometh on June 27, 2007, 12:29:43 AM
Probably help his health in the long run, not woofing food down like that.

have you seen him? the dude is ripped.  hes a real athlete.

He may be ripped now, but what is he doing to his insides?

Jesus man, so gross.





QFT


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: GeorgeSteele on June 27, 2007, 09:03:06 AM

I smell bullshit on this "injury".  Bit of a coincidence that he backs out the year that his record was broken by the latest challenger to his throne, Joey Chestnut.  Looks like he didn't want to face him head to head and lose.


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: The Dog on June 27, 2007, 02:29:57 PM

I smell bullshit on this "injury".  Bit of a coincidence that he backs out the year that his record was broken by the latest challenger to his throne, Joey Chestnut.  Looks like he didn't want to face him head to head and lose.


Hmm, interesting theory, but I doubt there is much to it.  Kobayashi makes a living out of this - this is his bread and butter.


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: Bill 213 on June 27, 2007, 09:24:52 PM

I smell bullshit on this "injury".? Bit of a coincidence that he backs out the year that his record was broken by the latest challenger to his throne, Joey Chestnut.? Looks like he didn't want to face him head to head and lose.


Hmm, interesting theory, but I doubt there is much to it.? Kobayashi makes a living out of this - this is his bread and butter.

More reason to flake out when someone takes his record.  There's not really much glory for second place in an eating contest is there?


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: 2112 on June 27, 2007, 09:49:50 PM
That guy is awesome..
He will be back, and than, he will eat the world!!


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: The Dog on June 27, 2007, 09:59:21 PM

I smell bullshit on this "injury".  Bit of a coincidence that he backs out the year that his record was broken by the latest challenger to his throne, Joey Chestnut.  Looks like he didn't want to face him head to head and lose.


Hmm, interesting theory, but I doubt there is much to it.  Kobayashi makes a living out of this - this is his bread and butter.

More reason to flake out when someone takes his record.  There's not really much glory for second place in an eating contest is there?

is there really that much glory for 1st?  :rofl:


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: Bill 213 on June 27, 2007, 10:16:27 PM
Hahah good point man, but have you seen the title belt they get?  It puts the WBA boxing belt to shame!  Imagine wearing that thing around and people thinking you just kicked somebody's ass and then you're like.....nah dude, I ate 56 hotdogs!  :hihi:


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: The Dog on June 27, 2007, 10:19:02 PM
Hahah good point man, but have you seen the title belt they get?  It puts the WBA boxing belt to shame!  Imagine wearing that thing around and people thinking you just kicked somebody's ass and then you're like.....nah dude, I ate 56 hotdogs!  :hihi:

the dumbest thing is how its televised now on ESPN.  no commercial break for 10+ minutes, just people stuffing their faces with hot dogs.  sadly i watch it EVERY time ;) haha


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: Bill 213 on June 27, 2007, 10:47:12 PM
Dude did you ever see that MTV True Life episode that featured him?  He was training for the hotdog event and he went to a resturant in Japan where he consumed something like almost 20 lbs of noodles and such.


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: The Dog on June 27, 2007, 10:57:53 PM
Dude did you ever see that MTV True Life episode that featured him?  He was training for the hotdog event and he went to a resturant in Japan where he consumed something like almost 20 lbs of noodles and such.


jhahah yes!  that was an awesome show.  i can't believe how ripped he is though.


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: ibelieveinaxl on June 27, 2007, 11:00:57 PM
Dude did you ever see that MTV True Life episode that featured him?? He was training for the hotdog event and he went to a resturant in Japan where he consumed something like almost 20 lbs of noodles and such.


jhahah yes!? that was an awesome show.? i can't believe how ripped he is though.

hes a legend. hes the michael jordan of competitive eating....hes an ace! i just hope he is ready for july 4th....no one is even close to him. he is a true athlete....


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: Bill 213 on June 28, 2007, 01:22:57 AM
Dude did you ever see that MTV True Life episode that featured him?? He was training for the hotdog event and he went to a resturant in Japan where he consumed something like almost 20 lbs of noodles and such.


jhahah yes!? that was an awesome show.? i can't believe how ripped he is though.

hes a legend. hes the michael jordan of competitive eating....hes an ace! i just hope he is ready for july 4th....no one is even close to him. he is a true athlete....

Joey Chestnut already beat his record by like 6 dogs.  I think it would have been a great matchup this year at Nathan's but looks like it won't happen.  And dear god I can't believe we're discussing competitive eating matches like they're the Superbowl  :rofl:


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: The Dog on June 28, 2007, 12:13:40 PM
Dude did you ever see that MTV True Life episode that featured him?  He was training for the hotdog event and he went to a resturant in Japan where he consumed something like almost 20 lbs of noodles and such.


jhahah yes!  that was an awesome show.  i can't believe how ripped he is though.

hes a legend. hes the michael jordan of competitive eating....hes an ace! i just hope he is ready for july 4th....no one is even close to him. he is a true athlete....

Joey Chestnut already beat his record by like 6 dogs.  I think it would have been a great matchup this year at Nathan's but looks like it won't happen.  And dear god I can't believe we're discussing competitive eating matches like they're the Superbowl  :rofl:

i THINK i heard on the news this morning that Kobayashi is going to make it!!!!  Playing with an injury, the stuff legends are made of!!!


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: Chief on June 28, 2007, 12:49:50 PM
yeah i think this may be a way to get out of the competition for him.  it definitely sucks.. because it would have been pretty cool!


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: GeorgeSteele on June 28, 2007, 02:04:26 PM
Dude did you ever see that MTV True Life episode that featured him?? He was training for the hotdog event and he went to a resturant in Japan where he consumed something like almost 20 lbs of noodles and such.


jhahah yes!? that was an awesome show.? i can't believe how ripped he is though.

hes a legend. hes the michael jordan of competitive eating....hes an ace! i just hope he is ready for july 4th....no one is even close to him. he is a true athlete....

Joey Chestnut already beat his record by like 6 dogs.? I think it would have been a great matchup this year at Nathan's but looks like it won't happen.? And dear god I can't believe we're discussing competitive eating matches like they're the Superbowl? :rofl:

i THINK i heard on the news this morning that Kobayashi is going to make it!!!!? Playing with an injury, the stuff legends are made of!!!

Alright!  Would be even better if he laid low and entered the competition under a different identity and under disguise.  Then he'd win, reveal himself and crack Joey Chestnut in the head with the trophy.


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: The Dog on June 28, 2007, 03:15:37 PM
If Chestnut wins it will be ANOTHER good reason to FINALLY like America!   :rofl:  HHHAHAHA


 ;)


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: GeorgeSteele on July 03, 2007, 03:28:05 PM

It's on...

Kobayashi to defend hot dog crown vs. Chestnut

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2924923


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: ibelieveinaxl on July 03, 2007, 03:31:15 PM

It's on...

Kobayashi to defend hot dog crown vs. Chestnut

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2924923


thanks for the info. i hope he's at 100%......


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: The Dog on July 03, 2007, 03:39:23 PM
Chestnut has the record, but can he compete when the competition is so high.  be interesting to see how he handles the pressure.


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on July 04, 2007, 01:42:17 PM
Just watched the contest, Chestnut downed an astounding 66 hot dogs to Kobayashi's 63.


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: The Dog on July 04, 2007, 01:49:09 PM
YEEEEESSSSSSS

AMERICA RULES ONCE AGAIN!!!

USA USA USA  : ok:

 :hihi: hehe.  its only fitting that an American is the worlds hot dog eating champ  :peace:


Title: Re: Kobayashi suffers severe injury, will miss chance to defend title
Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on July 04, 2007, 01:49:56 PM
YEEEEESSSSSSS

AMERICA RULES ONCE AGAIN!!!

USA USA USA  : ok:

 :hihi: hehe.  its only fitting that an American is the worlds hot dog eating champ  :peace:

It's about time we were rewarded for our gluttony!  :hihi:


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: SLCPUNK on July 04, 2007, 03:14:45 PM
USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: D on July 04, 2007, 03:16:12 PM
Fattest Country in the world Motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : ok: : ok: : ok: : ok: : ok: : ok:


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: Vicious Wishes on July 04, 2007, 04:07:42 PM
Fattest Country in the world Motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : ok: : ok: : ok: : ok: : ok: : ok:

...and that's just the grade-schoolers and the (really) desperate housewives : ok:


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: Bill 213 on July 04, 2007, 04:17:39 PM
*Pumps the Lee Greenwood on the ipod"

FINALLY, our country has been returned to glory.  Jesse Owens, Bruce Jenner and now Mark Chestnut.


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: The Dog on July 04, 2007, 05:13:42 PM
How much you wanna bet Bush mentions this in his next speech and tries to turn this victory into a positive for the war on terror.   :rofl:


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: GeorgeSteele on July 04, 2007, 08:45:58 PM

All due respect to Kobayashi, he went down fighting.  He broke his own personal record by 10 dogs and still lost...

Here are a few pictures of the event if you can stomach them...

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/pgStory?contentId=6991320


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: The Dog on July 04, 2007, 11:13:04 PM
I was thinking that too, amazing how both of them completely demolished their personal bests.


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: Krispy Kreme on July 04, 2007, 11:20:26 PM
Call me heretical, but my reaction is that this  whole sad episode shows what a fucking stupid  country America has become.


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: Verse Chorus Verse on July 04, 2007, 11:25:27 PM
Grody, absolutely grody.


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: The Dog on July 05, 2007, 12:18:07 AM
Kobyashi apparently was really hurt.  during the pre game stuff they said he could only open his mouth half way.  what a competitor!!  at one point he apparently spit out a few hot dogs which they didn't count.  imagine if he had been able to swallow them, i think he would have won.


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: D on July 05, 2007, 02:23:45 AM
Call me heretical, but my reaction is that this? whole sad episode shows what a fucking stupid? country America has become.

Move to Siberia and do us all a favor : ok:


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: SLCPUNK on July 05, 2007, 02:30:57 AM

Move to Siberia and do us all a favor : ok:


Like Krispy said......

Call me heretical, but my reaction is that this  whole sad episode shows what a fucking stupid  country America has become.


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: GeorgeSteele on July 05, 2007, 09:55:21 AM

Move to Siberia and do us all a favor : ok:


Like Krispy said......

Call me heretical, but my reaction is that this? whole sad episode shows what a fucking stupid? country America has become.


C'mon, brother, loosen up the thong, the man ate 66 franks in 12 minutes.  As Ron Burgundy said after Baxter ate the whole wheel of cheese, "I'm not even mad, that's just amazing."


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: The Chad Cometh on July 05, 2007, 10:33:08 AM
66 hot dogs in 12 minutes? (http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/Chaddage/jawdrop.gif) That's just fucking ridiculous.


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: Chief on July 05, 2007, 12:43:17 PM
amazing.  this whole think is kind of sick , the eating contests but i'm strangely drawn to them.

anyone heard of the Black Widow???  she is pretty amazing too!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonya_Thomas

her records are mind boggling!!!


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: difleha on July 05, 2007, 02:49:44 PM
Another reason to like America!

GNR and Velvet Revolver! : ok:


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: The Dog on July 05, 2007, 04:05:54 PM
Another reason to like America!

GNR and Velvet Revolver! : ok:

Not so sure about VR    :hihi:


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: Chief on July 05, 2007, 05:10:04 PM
i thought this thread was about hot dogs?? ?!?


Title: Re: Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest - makes America proud!
Post by: Loaded NightraiN on July 05, 2007, 06:40:02 PM
USA USA!!!

WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO  :peace: