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I read this on that other forum :
"How tot tell if Axl Rose is your real dad (FUN!)"

One of the answers :
"You have never been to the Netherlands.
Axl Rose has a legendary hatred for the Dutch, because seriously, fuck those people."

Does he really hate "us" and if so, why ?

(I think he had a good time in Nijmegen, Netherlands, last summer !)

Maybe it's something to do with the war.....

Dutch is not Deutsch (German) !

BTW I live near the German border and don't have problems with meine Freunde ...

Who the hell comes up with this shit.....




/jarmo

 L!ve Fee! did on the Chinese Democracy forum;

I wanted to answer over there but they banned me for a strange reason.

(don't ban me from this forum please !)

It's because youze put mayo on your fries!  :rant:

AXl doesn't want a whole lot of angry Dutch people after him!! ?:nervous:

Don't fear the Dutch > big mouth no power !

That's just utter bullshit, some of the best GNR shows have been in in Holland and particularly Axl has been in great spirits there (on stage) could be the herbs...

Yeh, I'm Polish, I know......

Maybe, it's just some aspects of 'Dutch' that he doesn't like...

Give me  a fuckin' break where do you get that Axl doesn't like the Dutch or Holland?...

that has got to be the dumbest thing I've read on this board.

Funny random thread isn't it!  :rofl:

I don't think he does, as a matter of fact he said during the first GNR gig in Holland in 1986 or something, that this was the only place that he felt like people weren't 'out to get him', that they could walk around without being recognized to much, and that the Dutch people have nothing to complain about (or something along those lines)

Plus that topic on chinesedemocracy.com was just for fun, it could've aswell been a whole different country.

This has got to be the dumbest shit that I have ever read, do you acutally think he hates the dutch, thats just fucking stupid. I can't believe we waste our time talking about this.

Why are you so offended?

I think this is bullshit. Don?t believe everything you read. Some people have too much free time in their hands.

You should try it! It's even beter than ketchup!

wasn`t it also rumoured last year, that he`d hate the polish?

it`s bullshit anyways.... i don`t know if it was ever a "serious" rumour, but the guy on CD.com meant it as a joke.

Axl wears enough red and white (polish colours) to dispel that rumour!  :peace:

You opened a thread titled 'How to tell if Axl Rose is your real dad' and you decided to take it, and the person posting it seriously?

Really?!

HEY!!! There is nothing wrong with mayo and fries!!!!  : ok:

Have you tried McDonalds fries dipped in McDonalds softserve icecream?
Very popular in Australia.

But nothing to do with the topic.

who wouldn't want to believe that?  ???

Well, Shocking Blue were a Dutch rock band. Nirvana covered their song Love Buzz. Axl didn't exactly care for Kurt Cobain. This is clearly a good enough reason. Clearly.

Well, back on topic - yes, the truth is out there......and yes it is important not to believe everything you read about Axl.....

if you believe everything you read, axl hates everything, is a ladies' man and gay, lip syncs off key live :confused: and throws condoms.... :hihi:

Is Venus their song? Ooops off topie.

Not only mayo if you wanna know. Here in Belgium is it normal to do any kind of cold and hot sauces on the fries. Cocktail sauce, (hot or cold) curry sauce, stewing sauce with mayo,... Even bolognaise sauce is possible. The list of sauces you can do on your fries is just endless. But,i'm talking of topic here so sorry for interupting you.

Joppie sauce is even better  ;)

Maybe they had just watched Austin Power's "Goldmember".  There's a running gag about everyone hating the Dutch throughout the movie.

Some funny stuff, take a look here:

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2099

very funnnnnnnnnnnnn uehauheaueha

(http://cracked.com/jp/axldad1.jpg)

I remember at the Tampa show he said he despised the Dutch then started right up with "The Blues." Totally surreal.

Idiots who can't spell  ;)

haha, last time i was in amsterdam i swore the guy asked if i wanted onions on my fries, which sounded kind of good, so i say yea, my friends heard him too. he hands them to me with a huge pile on mayo on them...one taste and right in the trash  :P
the rest of the trip we joked about how the dutch word for "mayo" must sound like "onion"

stop it you are getting me hungry.im going to make a burger now thanks !

Don't we all???  Just kidding.  :hihi:

I don't think Axl has a problem with any country...except for the small, relatively unknown Central Asian nation of Slashistan.   

yeah, you're right. we do have a lot of sauces for fries here. though most fryplaces have mainly cold sauces, but plenty of them!
I like it simple though, either mayo or cocktail!....damn it I want a pack of fries right now!

 :hihi: they don't sound anything alike...

The real question is how much does Axl hate the Dutch?

Doesnt everybody?

 :rofl:

Snake Plissken's my daddy.....

It's all..... in the wrist.....  :hihi:

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2099

seen it on fathers day on another site.kinna funny i guess.

Hilarious! Nice find. : ok:

Its the Dutch who cares about them. Tell me when they do something useful.

i was watching nightline news show.late last night up.and they were talking of size of people now.the dutch are the tallest people now ever.i found that intertresting on this subject.your everage size dutch from amstradam is like 6 ft something.and us americans are getting smaller.hey what's up with that ?

fast food

It'll probably have something to do with gravity, the average North American is one fat mother......

But, what do I know, I'm dutch (not German by the way....), you'll probably hate me too and yes, I'm over 6 feet tall.

Besides all the BS in this thread, the only true thing I did read was about our length.

Let's carry on with some "real" rumours.  : ok:

yeah i hear you but i learned something i didn't know.

 :rofl:  i dont think he hates any country , you should have to be an idiot to hate a country or their people, and i belive that when people travel a lot they realize that people everywhere are almost the same, costumes change but people not.

Everybody thank you for your reaction ! Funny to see how the thread is developping .......
Tall people and fast food don't go together (Look around in the US and you 'll see ...)

me is dutch  means from holland not germany sigh

Robin (from the us) is taller. :D
I don't think axl hates him.

everyone from new jersey I met is over 6.1 ft. Is it the tallest state? ??? then again I met only several of them.

Nice one! He couldn't hate the dutch enough!! Bunch of wankers, that's wh they are. Fuck 'hup holland hup'!  :beer:

It sucks when someone starts such a rumour, even if it was meant as a joke or something like that.
I think that person has way too much free-time.

Btw, I am from Germany and I am living like 5kms away from the dutch border. The people there are as cool as anywhere else I have been to. Cool places, cool drinks - just a cool country. If you are somewhere near - do yourself a favour and visit them, it's worth it!

Axl knows where Holland is..... ;)

He should.  You can't do the Axl dance in wooden shoes.

Maybe he had a bad reaction to Edam cheese.

Not exactly, Me is dutch means from The Netherlands. Holland is just a part of The Netherlands.

As most U.S. citizens think The Netherlands is the capital of Copenhagen, I thought I needed to explain once again.

Have a burger  :rofl: