Here Today... Gone To Hell!

How about a thread where every line starts with:
"I'm not a whinger but"........and then go for it!

For example:
I'm not a whinger but I find it amazing that men have no problem in getting women pregnant and yet that always seem to miss the bowl when peeing!

Get the idea.

Or, I'm not a whinger but how come when you are on your break at work someone always comes up to you and says I know you are on your break but......could you just do this for me.....

Ah, I love those people. Somehow they manage to get so hurt when I tell them to fuck off.

Remember to start off your post with:

I'm not a whinger but....

You 2 are fuckin lucky! The cunts round my work just come up and say "do this", to which the reply is also a nice friendly "fuck off".  :hihi:

I'm not a whinger but I hate it how deadshits blast their doof doof music from their hotted up Fiestas.

On a side note, if anyone dares even mention CD in this thread I feel it will mysteriously disappear.

Well theres kind of a difference when your penis is shoved between a soft moist hole in which it cant only move a few mm around, compared to being out in the open spraying away merrily.

Thanks for explaining mrlee!
The male plumbing will always be a mystery........

I'm not a whinger but I hate it when women bitch about a man's peeing habits....

I'm not a whinger but why is it that men have no problem in cracking jokes about female body parts but when a female directs the sort of thing towards men, they just get so sensitive!!!

I'm not a whinger but what is it with 'P-plate' drivers and their constant need for sitting on your ass, zooming in and out of traffic, and general lack of courtesy towards other drivers around them? SLOW DOWN, what's the big fucking rush anyway?!?!?!?!

Im not a whinger but why is it that when you indicate to overtake a car on the freeway, the car you are trying to overtake starts to accelerate!

im not a "WHINER" but wth is an "Whinger"

IM not a whiner but better then those that speed up when being passed on the freeway, how bout those ones that speed up, you pass stay at 20km/h above speedlimit then they pass you back and slow down to the speed limit, whom you then pass again and the process repeats over and oever and over.

IM not a whiner but what about those people that cross the street right in front you and walk really slow on an angle towards the corsswalk on the far side of the street? Why cant they just walk the 10 feet down and just use the CW? Dont get me wrong I J-Walk with the best of em, but it never makes any sence to see people ignore the CW and cross when the CW is just 20s farther down the road

what's a whinger?  ???

whinger ~ one who complains, often about trivial matters.
whinge ~ to moan, complain

;D

damnit you stole mine.

Im not a WHINER but don't you just hate it when someone steals what you were going to say...

I'm not a whinger but why is it that groups of people like to take up the ENTIRE corridor and walk slowly?? :rant:
Also, why do first year kids like to stop right in front of you when you're walking?
God dammit, school is full of annoying things.

I am a whiner and have this to say:

Why do people from a side  street pull out in front  of you and then take the very next right, usually a few feet away, when you are the only car coming along for hundreds of meters?

Why do old people think they own the road and can anything they want?

Why do people throw  their trash out the window  as they drive?

Why do  black people  not know  what "don't walk" means?

That's all for tonight. I have  whined  enough. : ok:

I'm not a whinger but, in your experience, it's only black people?   :hihi:

Well, I almost hit some black dude the other day who was meandering across the street against the light at dusk.  :)

:hihi: Oh... yeah, that must be british or something? It's whiner out here  ;)

no not british..... the dfn of whinger is somethign to do with a sword or dagger...................lol

Whing?er
n. 1. A kind of hanger or sword used as a knife at meals and as a weapon.
The chief acknowledged that he had corrected her with his whinger.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Whinger

It's an Australian term too, but I guess seeing as Australia's heritage comes from the British, it makes sense... I think! : ok:

But don't worry, we get plenty of whiners out here too. :hihi:

Wing?er
n. 1. US band of the glam metal variety.

:P



I'm not a whinger but why do people pronounce 'Peugeot' as 'pyoo-jho'? Is a 'per-jho' dammit! :hihi:

thats why i figured Im no longer typo king