Here Today... Gone To Hell!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/paris.hilton/index.html

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Paris Hilton was freed from jail Thursday morning, just three days after she began serving what was to be a 23-day sentence for violating probation, according to celebrity Web site TMZ.com.

TMZ.com quoted what it called "unimpeachable sources" saying Hilton left the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, early Thursday.

The Web site said L.A. County Sheriff's Department would hold a news conference at 7 a.m. Pacific time (10 a.m. Eastern) to discuss her release.

Hilton checked into the facility Sunday night to begin serving a sentence for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. The sentence, originally 45 days, was reduced to 23 for various reasons, including good behavior.

Her sentence was reduced by an hour for each guard she blew.

Ha ha, plenty of guards then lol

LOL... For a lot of people, sex is a big part of the punishment in jail... but I guess she had no problem  ;D


What a cunt! "Medical reasons"

She probably cried about being claustrophobic or something, and got away because of that.

what the fuck... this is just so typical

thank god, i'm sick of this Paris Hilton bashing.

What a total joke.

oh yeah...

so does this mean i can drink my mind away today, drive around town and when the cops get me i just have to say -oh, sorry, but there are medical reasons so you cant jail me just like any other stupid fuck drivin drunk-

I wish paris hilton would just die

seriously.

She was allergic to the caviar-helper and room temperature chardonnay.

This is ridiculous and a travesty. Pathetic Pathetic Pathetic.
Whoever let  her out should be impeached.
The point  of jail is that IT SHOULD NOT BE FUN AND COMFORTABLE.
This news just sickens  me.

We have a President who wants to execute children and the retarded!  So, how does this happen? 

I'm also confused about something...she served three days, yet it's being counted as five off her "sentence."  Any deputy sheriffs or law school flunkies around to explain? 

Finally, I just saw on the news that, as her new "sentence" at home begins, she'll be visited by her friends, who are having a make-up party tonight.  Goodie!  :-*

The only "medical" reason I'm accepting, is if an angry fat lesbian shivved her. 

Well, let's see, she did check into jail a few mins before midnight on Sunday, so Sunday is 1 day.   And they counted today.  When she went in late Sunday, I actually thought to myself that that I bet they count it as a whole day even though it's only a few mins.

How predictable and sad.

They should have used her as an example, but instead they have encouraged the rest like Ms. Lohan.  ::)

Theres a law for the rich and a law for the poor.

That was unexpected and utterly hilarious.

Judge to Paris: Get Back Here!

Posted Jun 7th 2007 8:24PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paris Hilton

TMZ has learned that a judge has ordered Paris Hilton back to his Los Angeles courtroom, telling her she must attend tomorrow morning's hearing. She could be sent BACK to the slammer!!

Late today, L.A. City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo filed paperwork demanding a hearing before Judge Michael Sauer to determine why the Sheriff's Department allowed Paris to get out of jail when the judge had expressly ordered her to serve out her entire sentence.

The hearing is scheduled for 9:00 AM PDT on Friday.

TMZ contacted the Sheriff's Department, but they refused to comment on the case.

Lock her up and throw away the key. This is just pathetic money can get you anything.

SEND HER BACK TO THE SLAMMER JUST LIKE ANY ONE ESLE!

On weekends, MSNBC shows hardly anything but their "Lockup" series, about prisons, so they showed some nice footage of what happens to regular prisoners when they throw a fit or claim to have mental issues.  Some lady had all her belongings taken from her cell, so she couldn't hang herself or anything like that, and then they forced her back in and shut the damned door! 

I support the same for Paris...thought if they wanted to "accidentally" leave her enough rope to hang herself with, I'd look the other way.  :drool:

Maybe she broke a nail. That definitely requires treatment. Have a heart you guys. :rant:

Looks like she is on her way back........

Finally!!! I'm glad to see they finally had some common sense and released Paris.  She's a beautiful, wonderful person and deserves to be free.  She's done so much for this world and she could be doing even more instead of rotting away in that horrible dungeon for something that other people don't go to jail on.  I'm afraid they just want to use Paris in a martyr/Jesus type way because everyone loves her and will continue to love her.  If they send her back to jail, it's a pure travesty.  We love you Paris and god be with you!  You'd think this country would have a lot more important things to do like continue the glorious fight against terror which we almost have won instead of picking on poor Paris.  I can only hope you people that have said mean things about her ask for forgiveness.    Bill213  :love: Paris!

 :rofl: i seriously hope this is scarcasm!

 :rofl: :rofl:

I think it's a pretty safe bet he's taking the piss.

She has to go to court today, or next friday, someone has a petition to put her back into prison.

When other inmates refuse to eat, they put tubes down their noses and pour liquid food into them.  When didn't they do that to Paris?  :P

Why don't they let her starve.

Just heard on the news that she will not be required to appear in court this morning, but will be allowed
to "phone" in her testimony. ::)


Edit: The judge just ordered her to be picked up and brought to court...this is getting interesting.

I'd be fuckin' pissed, if I were the judge.  He specifically said that no alternative sentences could be imposed, and the sheriff and/or prison people went right ahead and did what they wanted.  Can you imagine if they did that in all cases?  "Oh, well, I disagree with the sentence, so you can go, Mr. Dahmer.  Bon Appetit!"

Nah it's getting truly pathetic is what's happening. ?These are our taxpaying dollars hard at work. ?It's fucking bullshit. ?They need to either put her ass in jail and make her serve a regular period of incarceration or just fucking bitch out and release her. ?No way in hell would any other person in this country be treated like this, they'd be left in jail to serve their time and would be treated for any medical issues in jail. ?What next, the governator will stop his agenda and make a ruling on this? ?The dumb bitch voilated her probation...nuff said, throw her in jail and to take a quote from Rocky IV, "if she dies, she dies".

ahh to be a rich white billionaire........

She is in the back of a police car on her way to court. : ok:

On MSNBC, they cut away from Paris coverage to go to Sec-Def Gates discussing the his suggestion for the new head of the Joint Chiefs.

Clearly, they don't know how to prioritize!   ::)

Unbelievable.

TMZ has learned the reason Paris Hilton stayed at home while the lawyers and judge sat in court is because the Sheriff's Department refused to pick her up.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the Sheriff's position is that the judge does not have the power to order her to court. The Sheriffs believe they have sole jurisdiction to monitor and control Hilton while she is under house arrest.

The Sheriff's Department says they are the only ones authorized to take her anywhere. Thus, the standoff in court.

The issue may have been resolved, but that is why the hearing was delayed thisd morning.

The Sheriff's Department can blow me!   :o

Is it also the Sheriff's position that they are the only ones authorized to decide on criminal sentences in this county?  Are they also the enforcers of the double standard that exists for people like Ms. Hilton? 

Yeah, law enforcement is losing some credibility today.

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See the restl at:
http://www.cagle.com/news/ParisInPrison/main.asp

She's a idiot. I hope she goes back.

Hilton Order Back to Jail

Posted Jun 8th 2007 3:05PM by Harvey Levin

Filed under: Celebrity Justice

Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail.

story developing

haha yeah man. ive been looking at TMZ.com ever since i sat down in class.

^^Taken out of the courtroom screaming.


Edit: To serve the entire 45 days!

hahah yeah she was dragged right screaming for her mom? hahahah

For fuck's sake.  They don't even put her in with the general population...if she could read I'd say to just get a few good books and pass the time with humility!

I wonder how much her parents paid the sheriff's department to arrange Paris' "house arrest" and whether they'll kick up a fuss trying to get the money back.

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...and Justice For All.

Why do i find this funny ;D, god dammit woman - its not like you is going to be flogged and flayed.

It actually reminds me of my first day of school ever, I pulled a sickie the first day then was dragged in kicking and screaming the next day.

Ewww.....hahahahaha.

 :rofl:

I can't wait for the "tell-all" book and the #1 comeback album.....

Axl should take notes.

Am I the only one who's disappointed that South Park is in the off season and, thus, unable to immediately make a show about this?

she has to finish off the whole 40 days now  :hihi:

So much for, "becoming a better and stronger person."  :hihi:

sorry, i have to take my fag away from the mouth to laugh  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I thought she liked lesbo sex ?  :hihi:

well i for one am glad to see her skinny ass back in jail. That pic that freedom78 posted made me laugh :rofl:

but i do think its bullshit that they put her in a jail thats like a damn country club :rant: i say put her in the nastiest fuckin' prison cell EVER. and i mean fucking naste with a dead animal (maybe her dog) in the corner of it with shit smered all over the walls then have the sewer lines go through her cell every thing ya know make her squirm :hihi:

i heard the jailer felt sorry for her so he was going to paint the bars to look like penis's but didn't cause he was afraid she'd break all her teeth.


My aunt told me that one ;D

:peace:

Yeah, it's a joke Sarah Silverman did on the MTV awards or some such show. Think I saw it on The Daily Show.

its was at the MTV awards. paris was mad when Sarah said that

So she was in...then out...then in again

she's used to that

Yes! I fucking hate that bitch, this is what she deserves.

:rofl:

why am i just hearing these jokes now lol

Even semi-respected journalists on the news networks are making such jokes.  Let's face it...you can't make sex tapes without taking some jokes!  Of course, now that Paris is in the "crazy" prison, in LA, she can make a vid called "Straight-Jacket BJs."

I feel bad for the girl...

If it doesn't kill her, it will only make her stronger.....

Imagine the book she can have someone ghostwrite for her!

The one thing I will say about all of this... yes she was let out because of who she is, but she was also there in the first place because of who she is. No one in this country gets 45 days in prison for driving on a suspended license after a single DUI. Most people don't see a day in jail until their 3rd DUI.

Yes she is a rich spoiled c**t , but I think this whole thing was put in motion by an overzelous judge... then blow totally out of scope by a corrupt sheriff... God Bless the US Justice system

I think she should serve extra time for being responsible for poor Britney's breakdown!

It wasn't just for a single driving under a suspended sentence and DUI. Apparently after she got arrested for the DUI, she was suppose to go to some alcohol course and never went. She was then pulled over 2 times for driving with suspended licence which resulted in breaking her probation. I've seen people thrown in jail for a longer period of time, for less then she did....

and then someone can ghostread it for her

Even if she were to become somebody's bitch in prison, it's obviously not as bad for chicks...they're used to being penetrated (especially Paris).

By the way, has anybody seen Conan O'Brien's take on this whole story?  He'll say "Paris Hilton is in jail" and go out for a coffee break and get his shoes shined while the crowd applauds wildly the whole time.  The other night he did the same thing for "Paris Hilton is out of jail" and the crowd booed the whole time.

Justice is served.

The only thing that would be better is if she tries  to escape and is captured and sentenced to 10 years hard labor. Either that, or shot in the back so we don't have to tolerate her drama  anymore.

Where is John Hinckley when you need him?

BTW, the sheriff who let her go after 3 days made  suggestions that  she is "mentally disturbed." Gee, you think so?

The girl had a DUI, drove on a suspend license twice, violated her probation, failed to enroll in a court ordered treatment program, never started her community service hours, showed up late for court 3 prior times, and was late again for court the last time.

Probation is a second chance, rarely do you get a second chance probation. She gets the DUI, then fails to do any of her probation...she goes to jail. Happens in Florida all the time, as it should. She was only treated differently by dragging this out as long as she did. Once and average joe violated his probation he would have been arrested, held without bail and then sentenced. 

I had an old "friend" who got a DUI. He was put on probation. Dumb ass went out and got another DUI, thus violating his probation. They put him in jail, without any bail. His parents had money, so they were able to get a lawyer in the court house a few days later and allow bail to be set. He was released until his court date. When he came to court, he was sentenced to jail for the first violation and then probation for the second offense upon his release. Total idiot, and did about 30 days or so in the Hillsborough County clink.

I think the sentence is fair, she'll still probably only do half of it anyway, which is also about correct (over crowding etc.) I find it amusing that in her letter she stated that she should not be placed in jail because she provides us entertainment from our otherwise dull and mundane lives. Quite the opposite, she is providing much more entertainment getting locked up. Bon Voyage!

And yesterday he went out and got himself a Hot Pocket.  :hihi:

They say she is in a horrendous state of mind, but then, it's probably withdrawal symptoms.

She snorts and drinks and is now unable to do so, she'll have a bad week and things will settle, prison could help her more than she thinks, or at least, help her nostrils.

I don't know how much truth there is to it but my friend says he heard people on the radio saying her "undisclosed medical condition" that she tried to use to serve her time at home is anal herpes. He says the radio hosts sounded like it might be an actual possibility. Apprently under stress outbreaks are more common and severe and she couldn't even sit. God I hope it's true. I hate her.

D had anal herpes at the start of the USA GnR tour-said it was a real bitch.

She can't hear you....she's been sedated.....!

I'd like to see her bare naked buttocks.

Yeah, looks like she is sedated, only eating cereal and bread...and will do all of her time at the Twin Towers medical ward. ::)

To actually add to this, I remember reading a few years on some stupid celebrity site that another celebrity was telling his friends that he got herpes from her.  Pretty cool huh!.......even billionares get herpes!!!!  DAMN YOU VALTREX.

I hope she suffers intolerably, forever.

I love seeing the Christmas spirit last well into the year-ada boy!

PARIS Hilton-bashing took a nasty turn today when a hoax email began circulating claiming the jailed hotel heiress had been seriously injured in a stabbing frenzy by a digruntled inmate.

The hoax report features on the viral website www.omeletto.com and uses realistic CNN banners and livery in an attempt to fool the unwitting reader.

The world has been quick to put the boot in to the American celebrity heiress since she was sent back to prison on Friday, but this latest attack is the most vicious so far.

In the report, the story quotes "unnamed sources from within the Lynwood medical ward" saying that "Paris received two wounds to the chest, one to the back, one to the throat and three to the abdomen. Although her condition has been stabilized (sic), surgeons are pessimistic about a full recovery. Their main concern being that the puncture to her back may have severely damaged her spinal cord."

The website describes the weapon used in the stabbing as a shank made from a sharpened metal ruler.

A "guard" was quoted as saying, ?She probably had it coming.?

The report ends by taking a final swipe at Hilton's singing career.

Source: "The Advertiser", Monday 11th June, Paris Jail Hoax.

The plot thickens...

Ok as much as i can't stand her thats not a very nice hoax.

Shit, I am grumpy all the time. You see should see me when I am mad. This is nothing.  ;)