Here Today... Gone To Hell!

If anyone's interested, here are some pics and videos I made of the candle...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwbVmMw6JLg

It came in this normal looking brown box...
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o308/hisroyalfatness/000_0784_1.jpg)

When I opened it up, the first thing I saw was the awesome logo...
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o308/hisroyalfatness/candletop_1.jpg)

Here's a picture of the back.? Notice the label... BLACKBERRY SCENTED!
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o308/hisroyalfatness/candleback.jpg)

Here's a look at the candle itself.? Really smooth, creamy white.?
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o308/hisroyalfatness/Candleopentop.jpg)

Here's a cool shot I took at a dutch angle.? Kinda like Scented Candle meets The Third Man!
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o308/hisroyalfatness/candledutch.jpg)

That's it!! I'm getting one! Or 7! ;D

5 star rating on youtube  :hihi:

I have that candle was giving as a gift to me from axlssis, her first trip to NY to go to GNR show with me! :love: :beer:

I can't believe I watched that video. :D

I didn't know it came with weed.  :smoking:

May I have all the little pieces of weed lying around it HRS? It'll go to a good cause and I'll have good uses for it.

I was so excited to get the candle.  I just couldn't resist the urge to get high and watch it burn.

What? Not one peep of synth in that candle video?

You're a total fraud dude.

Hey man, I learned my lesson about posting links to copyrighted songs.? I ain't goin' down that road again.

But right after I turned the camera off, I spun some Replicants.?

The lighting of that candle had no pizazz man, you need synth!

haha, just noticed the little nug of bud.


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In my best cheesy salesman voice...

Presenting the GNR Candle...

It ignites, it burns, it lights, it heats

Not only that, it has a self life that can last forever, and has been tested by our experts that let them set in storage for 14 years!

I know that you are thinking thats a great deal... but whats the catch?!

There is no catch, It just ignites, it burns, it lights, it heats, and maybe last forever.

The secret is in the tin that it comes in or so we think.

The GNR candle provides Endless fun for the kids. Burning Forests, Houses, and themselves! the possibilities are endless! It is perfect for adults too. Have you ever wanted to feel the rock n roll burn? well now you can with your authentic GNR scented candle. It is also useful for Impromptu Brazilian Bikini Waxes, burning evidence, and various fetishes.

Call today and qualify to be able to buy two for the same price each, that is a savings of nothing! Operators maybe standing by, if not your shit out of luck.

Other than that I hope you enjoy your candle... I guess candles are not a big thing for me...

only on a GN'R board  :rofl:

cool candle though  : ok: I'd get some if that were possible  :'(

does it smell good??

warning that candle me kill you woman or mans mood for dirty time .

mmmmm gn'r scented??

so what does the gn'r scent smell like?

Liquor and whores.

Nice review

LOL man..the crazy sarcasm continues...cracks me up everytime.  I can't believe you actually bought it...WOW.

Where's Pitman in this ?

Oh it looks like it's a good size! I thought it'd be smaller, but it seems you really get a value for the money.

Now that you have the candle, how do you feel?
Do you feel somehow safer or more at ease?

A G'n'R Candle?  :rofl:

They'll never beat the Kiss Koffin.  ;D ;D

Good review. Does it qualify as Candle of the Year so far?

lol i'v seen that in the Mall. God anything for a buck.

WTF. Is this what we have been redced to?  :confused:

What does GnR smell like? :hihi: and do i really want to know? :nervous:

Here's an interesting detail you may not have been able to see in the pics --? the candle's copyright was from 2005.? That's interesting to me, because when I first saw that candles, beach towels, and change purses were being sold on the site, I just assumed they were left over from UYI (since it was the old logo).? But no, this is all brand new merch!? It looks like shortly after Merck came on board, they started pumping the Merch out, Axl got the more stylish make-over, and the tour was booked.

^Merckandise?

Anyhoo, is this that candle that you can't hold in the cold November rain?

This is best thread ever! ;D

That is a very, very interesting question!  I decided to put this candle to the test.  I made a video of it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v99AoxjSx0

It would appear to me that sarcasm or light humour isn't allowed on this board anymore.

We're different, deal with it smart asses.  : ok:



If you think I don't understand the real reason why this attention seeker is posting this shit, you're wrong.

He's had this candle up his ass for ages now.

Constantly bitching about the band. When he's asked to stop he comes up with shit like this. thinking I don't understand what he's doing.


Well guess what? If you keep this up, you'll be gone from here.

It's quite apparent you think this is "talent search night at the comedy club". Unfortunately for you, you're in the wrong place.


/jarmo

 There is also an orange scented version of the candle. I think that might be the one you can't hold in the cold November rain.

that looked pretty good ... the candle was cool too .