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Title: now this, is the definition of a chav
Post by: mrlee on May 06, 2007, 11:59:35 AM
i was myspacing, and came across a chav who went to my high school (obviously before we left) anyway, i think his write up about himself, really defines the chav, and the generation of idiots in england today.

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SAFE! IM JUMBO, MATES CALL ME GANGSTAR, GIRLS CALL ME HUNG. BUT I DONT LIKE TO BRAGG ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY WILLY, ITS A BIT CHILDISH (I DONT MEAN MY PENIS). YEA ANYWAYS IM JUMBO, I LIVE IN THE BLOXS AND I SPEND MOST MY TIME AND MONEY IN THE PUBS EVEN THOUGH I DONT DRINK LOL. I LUV ALL MA BOYS AND I SEE THEM ALL AS BROTHERS. I ALSO GOTTA REPP MY BOYS FROM EZZO, CHEZZO, AND FETHASTONE. THERE ALL FUKIN LEGENDS BUT IF PROVOKED THEY WILL FUK U UP AND HAVE U SCATTERED ACROSS CANNOCK CHASE IN 100 PEICES, U THINK IM JOKIN. YO I GOTTA BIG UP MA BOYS FROM COLLEGE FUKIN HELL THEM BOY AM A RIGHT LAUGH (CANT DRINK FOR SHIT) BUT YEA WEVE HAD SUM RIGHT SESHIONS (CHRISTMAS, SCUBAS BDAY, AND EASTER) AND HOPEFULLY A LOAD MORE TO CUM. YEA I GET ON WIV ANYONE REALLY. JUST ASLONG AS U AY GRIM N U SESHION WE WILL BE ALRIGHT. I LOVE DOIN STUPID AND RANDOM STUFF, DUNNO WHY, IT JUST BUZZES ME. SO YEA IF U AM A M8 HURRY UP AND ADD ME. IF UR SOME LITTLE GAY MYSPACE GEEK AND ITS 4 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNIN AND ALL U DO IS ADD PEOPLE RANDOMLY ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, THEN I SUGGEST U GO AWAY AND GET A LIFE AND MAYBE A HAIRCUT TAR

Yes, i know  that was pretty hard to read, but VERY funny at the same time.  :rofl: : ok:


Title: Re: now this, is the definition of a chav
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on May 06, 2007, 12:05:49 PM
it's fake


Title: Re: now this, is the definition of a chav
Post by: mrlee on May 06, 2007, 12:09:26 PM
it's fake

no, its real i copied and pasted it!


Title: Re: now this, is the definition of a chav
Post by: Axlfreek on May 06, 2007, 12:16:26 PM
fake



















 :hihi:


Title: Re: now this, is the definition of a chav
Post by: mrlee on May 06, 2007, 12:50:09 PM
it IS real, i was gonna get the link but myspace is playing up, ill have it up later punks.


Title: Re: now this, is the definition of a chav
Post by: CheapJon on May 06, 2007, 01:04:18 PM
mister, they are joking with ya  :hihi:


Title: Re: now this, is the definition of a chav
Post by: SLCPUNK on May 06, 2007, 02:38:19 PM
Can somebody explain to me what a "Chav" is?


Title: Re: now this, is the definition of a chav
Post by: Elrothiel on May 06, 2007, 04:59:39 PM
www.chavscum.co.uk

There ya go SLC!