Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Since people often complain that this place isn't a democracy, I have decided to try something new. Something very democratic.


The idea is that now you have a chance to vote off the person who you think is causing the most trouble on this board.

The poster who receives the most votes will get banned temporarily for a week. If the results of the temporary ban are positive, that ban will be made final and the person isn't welcome back. Otherwise the person can return and post as normal.



If this works out, this could become a monthly event on the board.

It's also possible that if this test works out, next time you'll be able to nominate people for the voting round.

We'll see how it works.

So here are the nominees, and as you can see, no difference is made between mods and regular posters:

• Christos (Greece)
• D (USA)
• EFISH (USA)
• Izzy (UK)
• Jim (UK)
• MotherGooseLuvR (USA)
• Neemo (Canada)
• SLCPUNK (Cuba)
• WAT-EVER, i'm totally buggin  (France)

i couldnt believe the e-mail you sent me about that !!!??? saying that i was a communist and all ....
 
i have done NOTHING wrong !!

i can't believe it ....

Which is kinda true... ;D Compared to some posters here lol.

Hahahahaha love it!

 : ok:

Jonx

it says... 1.27 PM  :o What does it mean?  :o



 ;D

This is lame.... the jokes on us... we are the biggest gnr forum yet we as members arent allowed to speak about anything to do with the band. Anything relevant to the current situation anyway.

When I saw the title of this thread for a second i thought it could be some amazing news... but obviously not....

Is this a joke? :confused:

psssst.........jarmo......your shoes are untight  :o















 











;D

I acually like this idea but I guess its a joke but I hope we will find this idea very good before the day ends and maybe it could be reality on this board :)

But I have to add that maybe reasons why those people should get banned would be in place.

Ahahahaha :rofl:

*VOTES*

Oh this has cheered me up after the pwning I got this morning. I got woken up by my sister telling me my mum wanted me. I got up, went into my mums room and she had the TV on. She told me that Axl Rose was in hospital because he was involved in a plane crash :rant: Took me about five minutes to wake up and remember what day it was :hihi:

Well..we've tried everything to make everyone respect the rules with no results. Some of these posters are still a pain in the ass.

But hey, if you don't like it, you can always go elsewhere...

 :rofl:

That's actually a tough poll.

Made my eyes POP OUT

Damn I hope this is a joke..................................

I can not believe,how can one member with more than 4000 be banned

i know what is comunisam,i lived in comunistic country more than 10 years

these guys have my support

how come I'm not in the list? :rant:

or is that decision already been made :D

love it jarmo

Who is Motherguslovr?

great idea

Is this an April fools day trick?

i think it's a good idea, but seems a little fishy?

cast my vote though : ok:

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!

 :hihi: nice april fools joke

You will be deleted if you say the truth...  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Vote Christos!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, um...

april fools by any chance???

wow, that had me going  ::)

is that a hint on how you voted? :hihi:

Nesquick would have got my vote, but i guess he's already been banned.  Haven't seen him posting on this board in quite a while.

Why isn't Jarmo on there???

As far as ways to have fun on April 1st, this is the best I've seen so far. ?Then again, I did just wake up... ?:beer:

No one vote for EFISH!!!!

this better be april fools day

erm eh? ::) ???

HAHA Do I smell...Impeachment ;D

I vote Christos. :)


...MotherGooseLuvR a close second. :peace:

I Hate Them All.

jarmo what the hell is this?


if it wasnt the 4th month of the year id be worried about this move   :smoking:

haha noooo

voted for the one i truely dislike from the choices.

I call foul, Jarmo is not on the list.

JARMO should be on the list? :hihi:

I'm sending a write in vote!

Banning starts now!

I'M WINNING!  I'M WINNING!

(but then, I voted for myself)

Still, it feels good to finally be a winner at something.

PS.  I love Pitman.

You should go talk to him in the admin section then because he does not sound happy  :hihi:

Who's not happy?  Pitman?   :'(

It would make me sad to hear that.

nice april fools joke:) Got me there for a second ;D

I wouldn't do that if I were you. ?Christos is a G-mod so he can probably see who voted for him to be banned and will hunt you down and kill you and toss your rotten stinking carcass into the Black Sea. ?:nervous:

Great April fool jarmo :hihi:

I wish this wasn't a joke this actually pretty awsome

WAT-EVER is gaining ground on me. 

C'mon Pitmaniacs, vote for me!

Yea this should be a real thing on here, dictated by negative karma points most earned in a month. But the catch would be to have the mods listed on the list also including JARMO. If a mod gets the most votes then they lose there admin rights for a week, meaning no banning, deletions or karmas given by them ?:rofl:

The best one so far  :hihi: : ok:

hey Jarmo, can you add my name up there?  :D

you're not enough attention whore for that :hihi: but actually i expected that i was gonna be on that list since some guys don't like me :crying: :rofl:

You two combined can't beat chris let alone mothergoose.

But I tend to cheer for the team that's behind. (that's when other things being equal)

With 30.8% of the vote, I'm walking away with this one!!!

I don't wanna jinx my victory, but I've already started writing my acceptance speech.  I hope I'll have a chance to post it.

I wanna ban Jarmo

I think in light of recent events... the only reasonable way to uphold the integrity of the board is the following.

1 Censor EVERYTHING barring effusive, rabid praise and discussion of Axl's kecks

2 Ban EVERYFUCKINGBODY

I do hope this helps...

If that really happens, Im sure this HTGTH will turn to into a Porn Site.
jARMO could name it HERE TODAY GONE TO HEAVEN. :yes:

I think the reason they didn't include you is that you're getting banned anyway :hihi:

nice one Jarmo : ok: :rofl: thats funny WAT-EVER is in the lead if i remember right. If that were real that would suck to be them :lmao:

Nice one man rock on.

:lmao:

this is by far the most annoying poster here.

What am I? Chopped fuckin liver?

I mean, on one hand, I don't wanna be banned.

But on the other....JARMO I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME !!! YOU BASTARD!!! :crying:

Haha...cool thread though

WAT-EVER, i'm totally buggin

i don't get why people want him banned? is he annoying, smartass, negative? i've never noticed :hihi:

Happy 04/01 :P

its because he's french :D

damn, didn't even think about this being april fools until someone said it! ;D
but anyway, ban MotherGooseLuvR for being the unfunniest and most annoying poster ever! :beer:

Jarmo should be on the list... he 'd probably get most of the votes  :rofl:

I just voted for you!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Edit:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

This is the funniest shit I've seen since I got banned from the Hannity forum for the fourth time.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And that why MotherGooseLuvR  is winning... Or well losing I guess  :rofl:

Is this an April Fools joke?

a.

Dude, please read the rules, we are not allowed to talk about April Fool's on this board. Are you trying to get banned?

lol

HTGTH Survivor...Very cute....Collect your belongings and exit to the door on your left you synth-loving freak :)

This might not be an April Fools joke as it was posted at 12:22pm, after the 12o'clock thing.

Although, depends what time we're working on.

It's a global board, so I would suspect that there wouldn't be a Noon "time rule".

a.

damn, you bunch o' racists ! :(

Oh, isn't this a pool for the better member? Because I just voted in EFISH. ;D

Since we are fellow citizens (and patriots ;D), I didn't vote for you. ;)

Has to be a (lame) April Fool's joke.  I'm not on the list.

You've already been banned once home skillet.

I love MotherGooseLuvR SO much, I voted for him.

Synth On, brother.

Synth.

On.

haha...don't mention april fools or you get banned..that's classic shit.

But really, I saw a post in here talking about a HTGTH.com survivor. That actually might be fun for me to win. You're goin down J-man!! hah..

Of course, it wouldn't be fair. With all the promo I'd do on my site for it, you guys wouldn't stand a chance when my 3 fans and my mother voted for me....it would be all over...

When a stock is getting shorted, the other sharks smell the blood and begin to circle. Ultimately they will crush it, and make a killing in the process.

Sorry, but your Goose is getting cooked pal.

I'll happily be a martyr for Chris Pitman.

You guys just wait.  When the album comes out, you'll see how wrong you have been about Pitman.  Mother Goose will be to Chinese Democracy what Izzy Stradlin' was to AFD.  His presence will be felt in every part of every song, even if he's not taking the limelight.  As a producer and writing partner, his stamp will be all over those songs.  Also, he's a cool guy and a stabilizing force in Axl's life. 

I'll proudly die with Pitman's name on my lips. 

Forgive them father, for they know not what they do.

Synth On.

That's really creepy and awesome of you!
Congratulations, you're kicking ass in the poll!  :peace:

i haven't voted yet, i don't think i will either.. but if i did, i sure wouldn't vote for muvvagouze, sorry

Haha, I can't decide what's better....
     -the people who are too stupid to realize this is a joke even after people say so directly in the thread
     OR
     -the psychos who are like "this is a great idea!" and want it to be a legitimate board policy

Until then, all I can say is that efish is going DOWN  :peace:

Yes yes, this is a great idea! In my village we vote every month for who we're going to stone to death! It'll be just like that! ;D

Nobody here questions Pitman.... They have a hatred for you having to bring him up everytime you speak... Especially when its not needed!!

some of the psychos are in on the april 1st joke.

ahh very good jarmo.  I almost got upset at you then i thought, oh yes, it's the 1st. props.

Please, you've got to be kidding and I seriously hope that this is just an April Fools Day joke man.  :nervous:  :confused:

erased again, lol

Agree. Pitman is awesome, he has probably done very much to improve CD. He is awesome.  But yeah, some just focus on Pitman, I love Pitman but I also love the rest of the band.

Jarmo should've posted a Chinese Democracy release date on the main page.

Talk about the all time great April Fool's Joke.


We would've all been jumpin up and down and shit, screaming. :hihi:


I have all 10 IP Addy's of the people who voted for me and hitmen are on their way.

U better hide BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

I refuse to vote because it has been crazy around here recently and maybe jarmo finally snapped? :rofl:

Who the hell do you think you are, "MotherGooseLuvR", to assume that any of us question Pitman?
Do you think you are special or something? It's your repetative, stupid sense of humor we are sick of. Just go away.

Boo hoo hoo..........

Aren't you grown?

Just turned 14 last month punk!

I voted for the person that has the lowest votes sorry Izzy, I think we need to have a write in vote!

I don't believe that. EFISH is the youngest person with 5000+ posts, I'm sure of it.

I think he meant to say 44.

Yea, I heard he was just in his first knife fight....... :o

Awesome idea!

thanks for the laugh jarmo.  ;D 

i voted MotherGooseLuvR  :hihi:

Sorry...but...what is all about?

Can I make a write in vote for nesquik?  8)

Ahh, yes, this is great. Jarmo made a funny.  ;D

I think Christos owes me that dinner.

Sigh.  Is it April 2nd yet?

Best.
Poll.
Ever. :headbanger:

Why isn't SkynyrdGirl on there?  She's always in an argument with someone.  :rofl:

haha yeah thats a real democracy... 'killing' off the people who dont think and speak like the 'government'.

Kinda reminds me of something... ::)

Man... I hope you're joking. If not you're a tool and didn't read the thread and catch it was a joke...

because then she wuldn't be able to post her pics in the picture thread.  :D

He's a tool Jack.  He took offense at my vote from ten months ago for Paul Tobias in the "Favorite Guitarist?" poll.

I don't need a tool telling me who's a tool thank you very much. Fuckhead. You're in my ass.

 :hihi: I love you Garry. I'm in NYC. What's up!?

Not a whole lot man!  I'm eagerly awaiting the results and the drama that will ensue from this poll.  :hihi:

70%

Its a huge score. :peace:

Joke or not the person I voted for I really wouldn't mind to see leaving. You can PM me if you'd like.... or you can assume.. lol I bet you could guess. We'll take this to PM's if you want from here.

The 2nd april. But the Threads its still here. Im so Courius if this Not a Joke.
Poor MotherGoose :hihi:.he should post his picture in the Gallery threads before really got Banned.

I just got an email from the admin saying that a decision will be made and that the total count (in this poll) may not be the deciding factor on who goes!

April fools my ass!!!

Fuck this nazi shit man.

I hope this is an April Fool's day joke.


This is bullshit, banning people at random.

Would be Surprise if the Moderator Who got Banned.
Off topic : I like your Better Instrumental Man, Do you got another one?

well I closed my eyes and clicked , sorry jim. :( lol this was a really funny thread.

yeh this is bullshit, its already april 2, if this isnt a joke, then its not funny,

its fckud.

I have several, but I think I posted them all. They're okay, I can do better now because I have a better recorder.

Well, MotherGooze is in trouble ;D

i made my pick

So it seems :o

Don't get why Skeba isn't there, fire Skeba!!!111 :hihi:

Ughhh, its a pity Nesquick doesn't feature on here anymore

Seriously this all seems like a big ploy to divert people's attention after all the goings on last week. Fucking hell GN'R give us that release date and then we can all get on with discussing something worthwhile.

He has his own website anyway? 

HTGTH reality site!  What a blast! 

Never a dull moment here... Which one of these guys could be Axl himself?

one bad karma for Jarmo for posting in the wrong section  :hihi:

I didn't know who to vote for since I don't really know any of them, so I voted for MotherGoose coz he had the most votes anyway.. (nothing personal, synth on brother  :smoking: )

So, will you keep us updated on if the person gets a permanent ban or not?  :D

You think SLCPUNK moved to Cuba? Come on....

I thought that was gonna make it obvious this was a joke, but apparently not.....


To anybody who's complaining or has some stupid ideas why this was posted in the first place, lighten up.





/jarmo

Hmm...  tough choice...   :-\

I'm sure you could've made a better joke...

Yes, I could've told you all to go fuck yourselves.....



/jarmo

Wait a freakin' second -- Jarmo's telling other people to lighten up! ?What kind of strange, alternate universe have we stumbled into?

I'm heading down to the record store right now to see if Chinese Democracy's been released or something.

I liked the joke, Jarmo. ?And I feel like a winner for once in my life.

Thanks and SYNTH ON!!!

You're welcome.  ;D






/jarmo

How could anyone look at this, see the date of the OP, see the poll, and NOT get that it was a joke?

Seriously?

Do lots of people check their sense of humor at the door around here?

That being said I, of course, voted for SLC.  That guys just a left wing liberal whackjob........and he needs to be stopped before his posts poison the minds of our children.  Good gods people, PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

Edit: Hey, jarmo....can you note your calender for next year?  Bring back the "pimpin' urban language filter" next year!  :)

FUNNY SHIT!!!

LOL, it's as if I wrote that line for you.






It is my mission to make each and every one of our public schools "gay themed" and "Chavez friendly" you are right. Banning me from this board will only encourage me in my endeavors however!

Another note to put in the "bag of tricks":

Next year, compose a blistering diatribe calling us all ungrateful fucks, detailing all the transgressions made by posters in the past (like being called a Nazi), tell everyone you've given up on GnR and we're all pathetic losers for continuing to be fans, etc, etc....post it as the homepage and shut the site down for the day.

On second thought......nevermind.  Given the reactions in this thread, I think the irony (and the joke) might be lost....

Talk about good polling data....

That you only got about 7% of the vote is definitive proof a) those posting in the Jungle political threads really DON'T read the rest of the boards and that b) internet polling from a homogonized sample set really doesn't work.

:)

Next year, maybe Jarmo should decide that he's had enough of playing ball with the band's management (?), and has decided to leak the entire album for download...

But when people download it, all they get is Contraband.

shut up and get off your high horse, not all people think like you

I for once agree with  and like lil punk poster :P

Well, that's some funny shit :rofl:

And now we're right back, full circle, to that whole "people leave their sense of humor at home" thing.

SLC and I are friends.  I'm busting his ass (and, consequently, some of those who DO post in the political threads).

Calm down, deep breaths, and pour yourself a cup of decaf.

hahahaha, that would be classic!

I agree...though I'd switch "Contraband" to "Latest Nickelback album" or possibly "Latest Jessica Simpson" album...something jarringly and obviously not GnR (and bad)...otherwise too many people won't get the joke.  Subtlety (along with the aforementioned sense of humor) seems to be lost sometimes.

Nah..."Jarmo and the Jarmettes do 'Chinese Democracy'".  That album fuckin' rocks! :headbanger:

Or maybe "The Marmite Militia" can reunite and record! :)

I like the idea of embracing humor as a way to keep us all occupied during this latest lull in GNR activity.

See how laughter unites people? ?Without this thread, we'd have all been bickering about the usual shit, calling each other names and getting Karma points deducted. ?Instead, we get to have a laugh and feel better about the world.

Every day should be April Fools Day.

It is...most people just aren't aware that the joke's on them.   :hihi:

 ::)

That would be funny.

As much as some of the shit here winds me up, my working day would take a serious donwturn if I didn't have HTGTH to check up on. That goes for a few others I know too!

I feel honored.  :rofl:

Now you're speaking my language!  ;D

Since I never placed a bet, and you sent a pm saying you're sorry etc etc I'll be the better man here and I'll promise to buy you a dinner when one of your records goes platinum.

I go away for one week cause I'm moving to a new house and I almost get banned?

To all those who voted for me, even though it was a joke, suck me.  :smoking: You'll get banned in the long run...

Well aren't you a swell fella.

So, did anyone get banned???  ???

SLC Punks posts are showing him as being banned...  :o

Has he been banned or not???  :-\  ???

Yea, he banned me about 5 hours ago.

This place has really gone down the toilet man.

Don't flatter yourself.

This thread is hilarious!

I can offer you the tool to make your self-confidence improve. PM me for more details.

Wow, There I thought htgth was the best gnr forum, now im leaning more over to cd.com... :beer:

All the other forums are for losers.

either of the two suggested would get my vote....

For real? Can you teach me to be more like you? That would be SO awesome! :o

MotherGooseLuvR judging by the polls , is

the next to go?

Looks like i'm safe a little longer :hihi:

cd.com is better looking and we got hot chicks. and free vampagne.

can i vote for warchild

/Warchild

We should do a weekly vote, for karma points.

That?d be fun, eh?  :D

That is hilarious coming from someone with -3.

By the way, I still don't understand how to get outta negative karma. I've offered telephone stimulation and still haven't gotten any bites.

you were never in the running, I'm afraid. :P


vampire?
what april fools they had? funnier than this? clever than this? ;)

Do Something Good for The world. or Human Being. Maybe They can remove our -karma.

Blow-a-mod.

The greatest thread ever! ha

I'm sensing a slight bit of arse-kissing  :-*  going on in your post here SLC.  :yes:   ;D


Hey, I thought you got totally banned dude???   :rofl:   :o   :hihi:   :peace:   :beer:

Especially that one about wearing tin foil on your head, right?

 :hihi:  :rofl:  :P

No, jarmo temp banned him because he thought SLC's politics were getting too conservative.  He had to promise to move a little MORE to the left.

And to move to Cuba.  But SLC was OK with that, given the current Cuban administration is quite a bit more liberal and progressive than the current US administration.

:)

Hah...ya know J-man...ya get cooler by the day.

You people take online message boards way to seriously.

Jarmo, this is as close to online bullying as you can get. ?Get a grip buddy. ?Make a public spectacle out of kicking someone off of a board. ?Very mature. ?

Its a rock n roll band for crying out loud.

Ha! I didn't nickname it the "One percent club" for nuthin'.......





Jarmo is the classic neo-con bully hiding behind his "mod powers" to try and impose his mealy mouth fascist agenda on others. He reminds me of Bill O cutting the mic off if when he can't take it anymore-Jarmo just hits the ban button instead. I'm down here with the beard (AKA "Slip n fall") in the meantime until the dust settles and that's just Jim-fucking-dandy with me. Too bad for Jarmo he is unable to ban IPs from Cuba, looks like you're stuck with me!

Hey Jarmo, ban this clown.

I vote for this guy!




/jarmo

So how can't people in Cuba be banned?

Is this some loop hole SLC?

Viva la Revolucion!

Now I'm gonna go eat some of those gorditas, pushed by that Che Guevara lookin' chihuahua.

Yea, some crazy loopy hole Castro set up. Not sure on the details, can't find the English version of the regulation.

DONT EVER JOKE ABOUT FIDEL

who's taking it too seriously? ::)
Apparently none of the nominated is. I guess that why they made the list.

or are you joking too? if so you're 2 days behind.

So why did SLC move to Cuba?

Are you in GITMO?

Thats the only place  I would live, and I am not talking in the jail part!

i am taking it seriously, the poll shows that people hate me, and i have been stressed and sad all week, it really bummed me out :(
i thought i was a nice guy and all, i dont know what to think now ....

bye ....

hahaha, classic! :rofl:

Is his beard off limits too?



See ya later Frenchie!!!

I don't think any of these posters should be banned if they were posting true facts that got deleted.  :peace:  Getting backstage in return for keeping your website censored is as uncool as Vince Neil doing the Chicken Dance.

But at the end of the day, what do you know about it?

Absolutely nothing.

Maybe you wonder why... Because I never told you anything.  : ok:


To keep it short for those of you with short attention spans: This guy doesn't know shit about why/how this site is run.



/jarmo

I should upload that video of Jarmo doing the chicken dance, but youtube is banned down here in Cuba. If anybody wants to upload if for me, please PM me at once.

So was this an april fools day joke? If its not, its fukin nuts! Whats to stop a load of people getin together and votin a person out just for spite? This is like being branded a commie back in the day or a terrorist now days! lol, its nuts!

It seems to me that spite is the idea, here, and that's what makes it great!

this is funny shit. do i smell a htgth mutiny in the works?

Can we have a mod vote off?  ;D

Just watched , Blades of Glory!, oh shit wrong THREAD!.lol

I gotta get residency in another country just to go visit cuba, how damn sad is that, and by the time I do so Chinese Democracy will all but have happened, and this whole vote will be a moot point, and I would find myself running in circles for no damn good reason anymore!. :P

HA! Spite and sarcasm always go over well-

In my book at least! Hey, can I add a Few people? I just cannot bring myself to call a few of these whiners "fans"...........

If that fits, wear it!







 LiberTARD starts when?

Peace! warchild

Libertad, in the next few monts :)

what do you think about it:

every day one member of the board should be banned,and after couple years  there will be only one member

Could be fun, but then the crew should stop new inscriptions now :hihi:

and subscriptions too!

W.

By the way I can't believe I'm not in the list. If you ask the people (where I live) and especially the cops you'll see that it is always my fault whatever happens... :P

I haven't done nothing wrong here...I'm proud with myself :beer:

Dude... :hihi:

Damn, I missed this!  You got lucky Izzy  :rant:

 :peace: