Here Today... Gone To Hell!

With 3 friends.

Its simpel, if Chinese Democracy comes out before June 1st, they will buy me a Chi Dem record

If I loose I must eat a glove.....

I suggest lots of ketchup and a doctor..

You might want to practice on some socks, maybe some t-shirts before you try to tackle a whole glove.

Is it a delicate, girlie glove or a hardy, workwear glove? Might want to think about getting braces. 

its more of a black little thin girl glove, not any thick leather stuff.

It could be a brick for all I care, I got my hopes up for Chi Dem

I got my hopes up 5 years ago.  This is quite a gamble. :nervous:

Try to plea bargain with them - if you concede defeat can you just eat the fingers of the glove and not the whole thing.

I can only imagine what the vegas odds would be on this one hahah. 

cut it in small pieces and swallow it with some milk or water : ok:

small pieces is my strategy :hihi:

Dunno bout the water, sounds kinda like cheating, hehe

you gotta have some liquid or else your mouth will  get "dry" or whatever the right word would be.. u know what i mean

I don't think it's cheating - you're still eating it. ?Good luck and have someone video it and put it on utube - maybe Axl will see what you had to do.

Which may help, or which may cause the whole thing to glue together and wrap itself around some body part important to the process of living. Could go either way. Have fun!


Also; Try prayer. First, for the release date and then, if it doesn't arrive, for the safe passage of the glove through your internal plumbing. Would be pretty embarrassing to have some  nurse with a rubber glove and a tub of petroleum jelly digging around inside you to dislodge a glove.

If you lose to the three, knit a glove out of thin noodles or make two French pancakes and shape them into a glove.

 :rofl: ?No worries though...

ok, all this death talk start to scar the shit outa me.

Can the glove kill me?? anyone know if its very dangerouse?

I mean, its just a glove, cant be that dangerouse, could it?

If you swallow it whole, you could die.

have a doctor handy too for when your bowels get bunged up :hihi:

if you really seriously expect CD out by june 1 then you better get down and pray for an announcement next week :nervous: cuz april 1 will be about 8 weeks before june 1

the stomach will have a hard time digest it, it might even destroy it (the stomach and stuff)

but don't worry, there's no sugar : ok:

Well, I don't mean swallow. If you can get it down there, you won't die... but good luck getting it out.

If you can't swallow it, and it gets stuck... you might not be able to breath.... and then, well.... good luck in the afterlife, don't forget to bring your suntan lotion.

have bumblefoot gotten acces to EFISH's account

Are you hinting to me going to hell? ?:D :P

If it's made with organic cotton...still it can't be delicious could it?

My friend tells me that leather gloves are edible cause it's basically just cow meat.  Still sounds deadly to me..


I like ppbebe's idea a lot. : ok:

no he's making a reference to a bumblefoot song : ok:

It's not cow meat - it's cow hide!  :confused:

I'm not sure that you can digest leather. There must be some sort of protein in there, but that doesn't mean your stomach will be able to break it down necessarily. Didn't the Donner party try eating their leather hides? And didn't most of them die of starvation? Good enough for me.

Did the rest eat each other?  That's right, i've seen The Shining.

Yo, maybe instead of eating a glove - eat a human hand?


Yeah okay ( :confused: ).  He still insists it would be okay but I don't know on what authority.

Basically, Chris, you could die from this so is it really worth it?  You're gonna lose the bet anyway!

I could never,e ver think this was dangerouse!

Really dont wanna back down from it or anythin either. Maybe I should suggest eating something else ???

Suggest eating 500 grapes in one sitting.

yeah forget about the glove, do something else : ok:

That has never been definitively proven. It could just have been that someone brought along their collection of charred, knife-scarred human bones. You don't know. YOU DON'T KNOW!

Good idea.  Now you'll have to think of something gross though or they won't let you switch.  but, atleast you won't die!  ;D

You can totally digest feces.











I'd stick with the glove.

yeah, would suck if it would kill me and 1 week later: *Chinese Democracy Is Released!*

do a Fear Factor and eat a cow eye or something :hihi:

Now that would suck!

Is it the glove that Axl had on his hand while jamming this tenative March release date up your ass so far that it actually reached your brain?

Heehee...? :hihi:


Anyway, why a glove?? Don't you know that they are high in cholestorol??

Don't worry, you probably had a nice life, right? :)

yes


but I reallly want Chinese Democrayc tough..... :-\