Here Today... Gone To Hell!

OK I'm gonna try this.. If it doesn't catch on, fuck it...
Basically I'll start with one word, and everyone one replies with one word(or SHORT phrase).. Kinda like ad-libs, see what kinda whacked out stuff we can come up with  :hihi:

Start w/:

Guns N' Roses

What the hell, I'm bored.


spontaneously combusted

after

somebody

turned

on

the

,

giant

inflatable

ketchup

launcher

which

could

be

erotic

but

it wasn't

So

then

it

Lives

under

The sea!!!!

, where

mermaids

like

to play

golf

while

they scratch

monkey

balls

and

hit

the bong

while

they

scooped

cat litter

to find

buried

poo

balls

deliciously

wondered

why

president bush's cock

was so

invisible!

.

Guitar-virtuosos

named

Slash, got off on smelling women's farts, and....

This thread sucks balls, and...

and people who dont like it should shut the fuck up and stay out of it...and

then

No and Then!!!

Shit .... Ruined...  :-[ ok im gonna start again

Danny Hop Hat...

wanted

a big

slimmy cucumber

up his

Bum bum. :rofl:

but

it got stuck

. Speed Stone tried

to suck it out.

But

someone

stopped

him

by using a large

wooden spoon to

knock

his nuts

under

the

oncoming bus

While

a car drove up

Robman arss crack

up shit's creek

and

he paniced because

likes

to have hot chocolate cake pushed up his oversized anus

but thats a different Robman and Tommyguns ....

namely the one who works at the circus and he

likes men called robman

and fantasizes

about

circus animials with thick

pubic hair

as long as

circus ropes

but as curly as

oprah winfrey's anus hairs

Is it just me or is this a spam thread meant, just so a couple posters can get their post count up by posting after each person?

I didnt intend it that way... Kinda spomething to do... Like they say something, or ask a question thread...

is it just me or did robman just fuck up a thread we all thought was fun until he came dragging along with his boring conspiracy theories about something as ridicilous as "post count"

moving along...

We have a lot of threads like these at the moment.? I really enjoy the questions thread, never liked the 'say something' thread and can't figure out if this one is even worse or just the same.? Sorry to sound arsey but it's the truth (and it's also been done like a million times).? Write a proper story that isn't about cucumbers and pubic hair.? Damn, I sound like a cunt.? I won't hijack the thread anymore but I might end up locking it another time.? I'll see what other mods reakon.? Again, sorry to be a git.

Moving along...

Then why be one?  ::)

Sod off.? Jarmo doesn't like the place ending up like a chatroom and i'm meant to keep an eye on things - moderate, y'know?? Like I said, i'll leave this thread alone now.



EDIT:  I'm so sorry to everyone I snapped at earlier.  I just finished all my work and it's like a massive weight has fallen off my shoulders - i've not slept much lately and it's been getting me down.  All's well now - I was in the wrong not you guys so go ahead and enjoy yourselves now. :-* : ok:

Write a proper story that isn't about cucumbers and pubic hair.

Surely the greatest peice of advice ever given on this board.? :rofl:

thanks to robman for murdering the thread.

i'll continue...

Robman murdered the thread and then he

paid a visit to his brother and then he

went in the barn to have sexual intercourse with a cow, but then the cow

slapped him with its golden hoof, pulled out a giant widescreen computer, and began typing

"Scott Weiland can suck Axl's cock" on the computer, and then the cow printed it out and mailed it to

Axl who was absolutely

furious that the cow had left out Slash, and

all those other

assholes who had pissed him off in the past, so Axl sent a reply to the cow, saying

"Please be sure to include everyone next time, I'm all for equality and

all but that was

the shittiest statement I've ever read from a cow", wrote Axl furiously and mailed the letter before he

took a soaking bubble bath,while listen to Velvet Revolver.

"Wait a minute" said Axl

this singer doesnt sound like me

"This shit sucks!" - Axl then threw the CD out the window and hit a

bird that shit on

Axls $200,000 car, so Axl

went on a rampage, trying to take out the bird by throwing Chinese Democracy after it

he sliced the birds head off and thought

"Fuck, i wasted the record on a fucking bird! Damn, now it's never coming out!"

, but i can write a cool song about it...

"I think I'll call it 'November Pain", Axl thought to himself and began writing, starting the lyrics with

"Welcome to November
We got sun and rain"

WE got everything u want even STeven Adler's last unused Vein
we are the people that can find Robin's originality
if u got enough money honey he may come up with a decent lead

But nothin' last forever
And we both know tastes can change
And it's hard to release an album
When you got November Pain

Axl then thinks wow what a great song, but I am hungry, what shall I have to eat....

Ok you guys are losing it...its meant to be a never ending statement,and?not paragraph? sized quotes coupled with literary diarrohea? :yes:

Take a look at the first couple of pages to examine the dynamics of the thread

(What's wrong with literary diarrohea ?)


...? I know...

I'll cook that ,fucking dead bird.

"The thread's blatently got better now people write more than one word", he thought while

he had the bird cooking on the stove, and added a little

of his Axl secret sauce.Then

thought "was that a sexual innuendo?" before

he called Slash to tell him

that he was a fag

and to release the VR album already before i release mine then

Or before Scott OD's.

had

yet another

wank in the shower after

beating a young child to death with

a rubber dildo that

shot paper-y soda

whenever it came (sorry!) into close proximity of

a red head midget with a

leprechaun hat, which spun around like a dervish whenever...

it got a boner...

which happened rather a lot, so the owner

died

and nobody cried over him because...

he was incredibly ugly, and he had often stolen money from orphans in an attempt to

Got a Date with SkynyrdGirl, Which..

Didn't fucking work because I'd never go out with someone who stole money from orphans, I prefer to go out with

no one. I'd rather stay home, watch TV and masturbate.  The best lubricant to use is

cake, because it has extra-special creamy qualities,

much like the natural lubrication of female belugas, thus making any masturbatory endeavour a fairly accurate simulation of cetacean penetration.

"Stalin wants your soul."

Err, OK then.

Ever ponder why certain people have this compulsion to...

run around naked after drinking a lot of beer,then.........

falls down and starts bleeding

dumplings

and fried Chicken with....

mashed potatoes

Orange juice could be nice too

but not included

with the variety pack breakfast which

Lynyrd Skynyrd came back to life just for your mid-meal enjoyment...

but then got back on the airplane

because nobody cares about this  stupid stupid  thread.

Except Krispy Kreme's mother

(Nice recovery!)

...who is beautiful  and a wonderful person to......

...have sweet, sweet sex with and then rubber her feet while

krispy kreme watches with delight

as he licks her balls.

will dreaming of a white Christmas and a batch of......

hairy balls.

that could be licked and....

kicked.

The balls were kicked so much the pain eventually felt good like

when you press your chair leg down on your foot, but

you miss and hit your...

abnormally long and saggy...

old man balls

that your gf says taste like refried beans, but only when

her mother have urinated on the rug for the 5th time in

an hour

and 76 seconds. But her poop on the other hand

is getting sick and tired of newgnr talking about poop.  even tho it's funny and everybody

does it

because secretly they are just dying to find out what poop actually tastes like.

And then a heroic martyr shot newgnr in the face and everybody lives happily ever after.

except Axl

and Slash because a certain ...

made this thread's 200th post

So they decided to ...

...enter a bukkake competition

 ;D

and the one winning would get a free cream pie..

for his or hers enjoyment...

or the dog's, who ate it all up with

some fava beans

that tasted like


 :peace:

some kind of crispy cereal

that had been soaked in

the nectar af the gods for the ...

feast of St. Stephen, when

suddenly the room went dark, and

everybody jumped out the window

only to find

that they could fly and

that the say something about the poster above you thread hadn't been posted in years, because..

we all touch ourselves at night after