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Title: What ails you?
Post by: spaghetti_incident on February 25, 2007, 06:09:09 PM
I found out the other day from my doctor that I have labyrinth vertigo.

http://www.anxieties.com/panic-step1e.php


I also got put on a new anxiety medicine and it helps with weight gain (called remeron).


Do you have any ailments?


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: Natasha23 on February 25, 2007, 06:19:19 PM
Sciatic nerve damage and bad knees.



Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: Krispy Kreme on February 25, 2007, 09:30:39 PM
Bad back
Bad shoulder
Eyesight  getting worse and worse


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on February 25, 2007, 11:04:25 PM
bad obsession :P

but my eyes are bad kinda and mom to long to list :no:


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: Mr. Redman on February 25, 2007, 11:24:08 PM
I've got EBD [Emotional Behavior Disorder]. My Mom has MS. I've got/had sucidial depression, I say had, 'cause it's not sucidial anymore, just hard at times to be in a good mood.


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: freedom78 on February 26, 2007, 12:44:21 AM
I have that "restless leg syndrome" that's all over those medicine commercials.  I didn't know what it was, until those commercials appeared a year or two ago, so I always called it "Crazy Leg."


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: SLCPUNK on February 26, 2007, 01:04:30 AM
Fingernail sensitivity.

I also have neo-con triggered turrets.....


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: Axlfreek on February 26, 2007, 01:31:43 AM
i have big dick syndrome


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on February 26, 2007, 01:46:27 AM
I have that "restless leg syndrome" that's all over those medicine commercials.? I didn't know what it was, until those commercials appeared a year or two ago, so I always called it "Crazy Leg."

the jimmy leg ? !! ;D
(http://www.1115.org/archives/coskra.jpg)


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: freedom78 on February 26, 2007, 01:55:28 AM
I have that "restless leg syndrome" that's all over those medicine commercials.  I didn't know what it was, until those commercials appeared a year or two ago, so I always called it "Crazy Leg."

the jimmy leg ? !! ;D
(http://www.1115.org/archives/coskra.jpg)

I'm not sure, though I've wondered that too, when watching Seinfeld.  If memory serves, the jimmy leg was a random kicking while asleep.  The Crazy Leg happens while I'm awake.


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: GeraldFord on February 26, 2007, 02:04:38 AM
I have a constant erection and need to shoot one off two or sometimes three times a day.


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: SLCPUNK on February 26, 2007, 02:07:15 AM
I have a constant erection and need to shoot one off two or sometimes three times a day.

Sounds like you should get in touch with Axlfreek.......


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on February 26, 2007, 03:32:32 AM
I have that "restless leg syndrome" that's all over those medicine commercials.  I didn't know what it was, until those commercials appeared a year or two ago, so I always called it "Crazy Leg."

the jimmy leg ? !! ;D

I'm not sure, though I've wondered that too, when watching Seinfeld.  If memory serves, the jimmy leg was a random kicking while asleep.  The Crazy Leg happens while I'm awake.

oh yeah, i thought that's what you meant ...

so your legs is crazy all day ???


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: aimz on February 26, 2007, 07:47:17 AM
well.....i have buggered up knees and ankles. ive torn my akilies tendent and compacted the bone in my right foot..i also have knee caps that grind against each other...and all because i play rugby.......(for those who dont no what rugby is, its like american football but without the protective clothing.  :nervous:)


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: freedom78 on February 26, 2007, 10:07:54 AM
I have that "restless leg syndrome" that's all over those medicine commercials.  I didn't know what it was, until those commercials appeared a year or two ago, so I always called it "Crazy Leg."

the jimmy leg ? !! ;D

I'm not sure, though I've wondered that too, when watching Seinfeld.  If memory serves, the jimmy leg was a random kicking while asleep.  The Crazy Leg happens while I'm awake.

oh yeah, i thought that's what you meant ...

so your legs is crazy all day ???

Thankfully, no.  When it happens, its usually when I'm trying to go to sleep.  And it hasn't happened for quite some time, now. 


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: Jessica on February 26, 2007, 04:09:44 PM
I have fractured wrists and anckles, very loose joints and one knee that goes in and they all hurt.

I also have photosensitivity, some form of epilepsy due to lights or sun. I cannot be in front of strobes or flashes from cameras, chances are i go into convulsions if i do.


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: MadmanDan on February 26, 2007, 07:35:13 PM
I have that "restless leg syndrome" that's all over those medicine commercials.? I didn't know what it was, until those commercials appeared a year or two ago, so I always called it "Crazy Leg."

the jimmy leg ? !! ;D
(http://www.1115.org/archives/coskra.jpg)


I was thinking the same thing !!? ;D


On topic, I'm too young (22) to have any major problems...just an occasional headache


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: AxlsMainMan on February 26, 2007, 07:58:52 PM
Im cold :(


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: the dirt on February 26, 2007, 07:59:09 PM
Bad knees.

Bad wrist from a roller-hockey accident. (hopefully surgery would be able to fix it up a bit)


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: AxlsMainMan on February 26, 2007, 08:00:36 PM
Quite a fragile bunch to attend Gn'R shows :hihi:


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: sexkitten on February 26, 2007, 08:08:04 PM
uhhh, is this the Debbie Downer thread?  :hihi:


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: the dirt on February 26, 2007, 08:08:58 PM
Quite a fragile bunch to attend Gn'R shows :hihi:

Battle scars my man, battle scars.


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: Krispy Kreme on February 26, 2007, 08:26:43 PM
I have a constant erection and need to shoot one off two or sometimes three times a day.

Speaking of which...has anyone noticed on  the "male enhancement" commercials (e.g. Viagra) the warning: 'if you have an erection for more than 4 hours  you should seek immediate medical help.'

Think about it: First, how do you get your pants  on? Second, assuming you don't go naked, you walk into the ER and the nurse asks you why you are there. Embarrassment! Then they ask you to wait. How do you sit down? Imagine  the eyes on you. And when the docs do see  you, what do  they do? I mean, how do you make a 4  hour erection go away?


Title: Re: What ails you?
Post by: Jim on February 26, 2007, 08:28:39 PM
I mean, how do you make a 4  hour erection go away?

Images of Thatcher?