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I think not.

I tried a couple times today just because somebody randomly told me it was impossible.

But it's impossible to chew and swallow it fast.

It took me around 2 minutes 11 seconds.

How big are the crackers and what are they made of?
I think thin round crackers made of rice flour would  be easy to do in 1 minute.

it would mostly mater on the type of crackers but thats wierd i never thought of that.........hmmm.......... :headscratch:

This is officially my favorite thread topic ever.   :hihi:

regular saltine crackers?   
any water?     

maybe wash it down with a gallon of milk?   try to do that one!! 

The first person to prove that it's possible on youtube wins themself some positive karma. : ok:

I am sure it  is  possible, but I have no way to prove it. So I guess  I am stuck.

Moisten the crackers in some water.  The problem is that crackers are so dry, they absorb all your spit, and it takes forever to eat a lot of them (all at once).  When they do the hot dog eating contest, they can dunk it in water. 

I gave up after 2 crackers.....can't do it, sorry.

what is that brand of deliciously heavy crackers in the us .... uh ...;wheat something ?

i don't even know what a "cracker" is :-\

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Those Cheez-Its look easy!  We don't have them here though so i'll never know.  I may pick up some Ritz later and try. : ok:

don't forget to record it and put it n utube :hihi:

We need answers, people.

Saltine crackers are whatu are suppose to use and u arent allowed to drink anything


IT IS IMPOSSIBLE


the salt dries out your saliva making it impossible to break the crackers down.

i've come to the conclusion that cheez-its are mans greatest achievment.

yeah, they arent that big, about this size, and they're flat

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maybe a bit smaller.

By no means would I say they are a cracker. More like a chip/cracker hybrid.

Sunday I will attempt to acheive this feat.  I'm going to record it on my cell phone camera and then I'll try to put up a video.  My strategy is to eat the crackers one at a time in two bites and swallow instead of trying to cram them all in my mouth and having all that salt dry you out at once.  Godspeed friends.

Amen dude, amen.

I've done 5 crackers in 1 minute, but never 10.

Cheez its are very tasty--I like the spicy ones--but they are very dry. Even though  they are small, I am not sure 10 could be eaten in 1 minute.

White Cheddar Cheez-its are like heroin.....you can't stop eating them.  Anyhow, I think this myth deals with Saltines, so that's what I'll use and no water.

Eat my balls Mythbusters......I'm starting my own show. 

dude, you're not supposed to eat heroin

So that's  why I  never  got high. How  was I to know?

Your not allowed to drink water- I think it's impossible. :P

That's like one cracker every 7 second- it gets too dry and harder and harder to swallow.

Somebody try this. And not with like pussy crackers.

The one's I'm using are big, salty and square.

Oh, and I tried one at a time- and I tried them 5 at a time- and all 10 at a time.

No luck. :(

I've never tried the cracker thing, though I've heard about it.? Another one is to try and eat ONE slice of white bread without any liquids in a minute.? I know it IS possible.? I've seen it done a couple times but it is very difficult, I can't do it.? There's another thing about drinking a gallon of milk, I forget the timeframe.? But I actually saw on the internet a guy down a gallon in less than a minute.? The caption read something to the effect that he got violentally ill soonafter, so I'm not sure he actually accomplished the goal.? I believe you have to keep it down, if you know what I mean.?

It's definitely impossible.......I tried today and one cracker alone took me like over 10 seconds so I knew I was screwed......I did manage to stick them all in my mouth and have them chewed up in less than a minute though.  Damn it!

This myth: FACT

Yeah- I can manage to get it chewed- but it's impossible to swallow. :'(

I could do it with CHeez-Its

Tried it today with standard saltines (http://briandc.com/sigep/eating_contest/crackers_saltines.jpg). Got 9 done in a minute.

edit: the bread slice was amazingly easy! Took about 20 seconds. Bread isn't as dry as those crackers.

That isn't hard. I've ate a whole fuckin' loaf in about 10 minutes one night when I was stoned.

Is it fair to start with a mouthful of beer?

That's actually really good.

Should try again til you beat the impossible. Then call up Guinness.

To all those who have tried doing  this, and were successful:
a. congratulations
b. apparently you have  too much idle time on your hands

My friends older brother once came home from work on pay day and told me he'd give me $50 if I could eat 10 in a minute!I made it to 8 :(

Nah, every person in their lifetime should at least attempt the 10 crackers in 1 minute. It's not too much spare time- it's time well spent. ;D