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Title: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: EFISH on February 13, 2007, 03:26:18 PM
I have recently made this thread at www.ChineseDemocracy.com and it was getting thousands of hits, so I decided to make one here.

Discuss your stories, fantasies, etc. with the intelligent, immaculate, and amazing Paris Hiltion.

P.S she make's an awesome avatar.  :D

Discuss...


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: axlrosegnr on February 13, 2007, 03:28:19 PM
People are gonna tear me a new asshole for saying this, but I would be perfectly content if if she just colapesed in a hotel in florida tomorrow....


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: anythinggoes on February 13, 2007, 03:32:16 PM
well id like to take all her money and ive it to people that need it

i would then ban her from going to any high class partys and make sure she never gets her face on tv or in a magazine again


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on February 13, 2007, 03:44:05 PM
i liked nicole ritchie on simple life season 1, i thought she was funny
paris hilton was kinda lame.

i dont really have any opinion her

i wouldnt mind al-quaida bombing the Oscars ceremony with her in it tho :)


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Lord Kayoss on February 13, 2007, 03:46:18 PM
Her sex tape sucked.  Had I paid for it I would've been super-pissed.


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on February 13, 2007, 03:46:41 PM
i would like to Fuck her brains back in :hihi:

after all the cum she has had/have in her dumpster i bet her pussy is green ?:puke:

actually i'd like to kick her in the throat so she can't talk or sing again :yes:



:beer:


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on February 13, 2007, 03:49:49 PM
Her sex tape sucked.  Had I paid for it I would've been super-pissed.

ok so now i know why you're pissed lately.


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Lord Kayoss on February 13, 2007, 03:52:47 PM
Her sex tape sucked.? Had I paid for it I would've been super-pissed.

ok so now i know why you're pissed lately.

 ???


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Robman? on February 13, 2007, 04:11:29 PM
Her sex tape sucked.  Had I paid for it I would've been super-pissed.

ok so now i know why you're pissed lately.

yeah, the rest of us saw it for free  :hihi:


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Lord Kayoss on February 13, 2007, 04:19:18 PM
Her sex tape sucked.? Had I paid for it I would've been super-pissed.

So did I (saw it for free).


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on February 13, 2007, 04:20:37 PM
hey man put some txt in your other post .............quick  :nervous:


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: BlowUpYourVideo on February 13, 2007, 05:52:53 PM
Just to be different and 'alternative', I'll say that Paris Hilton is a greatly misunderstood human being who does much charity work who's album was much better than anything around today. Her IQ is much higher than any of ours. Also, it wasn't really her in the tape, she would never stoop that low.


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: EFISH on February 13, 2007, 05:53:34 PM
Just to be different and 'alternative', I'll say that Paris Hilton is a greatly misunderstood human being who does much charity work who's album was much better than anything around today. Her IQ is much higher than any of ours. Also, it wasn't really her in the tape, she would never stoop that low.
I think I love you.  : ok:


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Jessica on February 13, 2007, 05:58:18 PM
Should it all be a publicity tactic around her name, i don't think all this decadence will do her name good, and her heirs could be very much ashamed one day, and would maybe not understand her " tactics" or worse, wouldn't CARE but would care about easily finding archives of their mother having sex with any joe bob she found.


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Lisa on February 13, 2007, 06:03:12 PM
Look up 'Skank' in the dictionary and you will find a picture of Paris...good lord, more money then brains


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Mr. Redman on February 13, 2007, 06:26:33 PM
My Dad met her once, she was really nice. Also met Stephine Seymour the same night.


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on February 13, 2007, 07:56:41 PM
My Dad met her once, she was really nice. Also met Stephine Seymour the same night.

so did he "meet" them  ;) 8) or just meet them   :(


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Mr. Redman on February 13, 2007, 08:00:00 PM
My Dad met her once, she was really nice. Also met Stephine Seymour the same night.

so did he "meet" them  ;) 8) or just meet them   :(

Just met 'em. He'd have snaped both of 'em in half if he 'met' 'em. ;)


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Krispy Kreme on February 13, 2007, 11:17:48 PM
Paris Hilton is a disgusting human being. Vacuous and useless to the  species. I just wonder what kind of parents she had.
My 14 year  old daughter started to idolize her--the idiocy of American culture--and I almost hit her (and I am not a hitter).  On my list, the next person who has to die from a drug overdose in a hotel after Anna Nicole is Paris Hilton. The world  will not miss her, and in fact will be a better place.


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on February 13, 2007, 11:53:29 PM
My Dad met her once, she was really nice. Also met Stephine Seymour the same night.

so did he "meet" them? ;) 8) or just meet them? ?:(

Just met 'em. He'd have snaped both of 'em in half if he 'met' 'em. ;)

ohhhh i see big dude huh? ;) thats cool at least he got the pleasure of looking down their shirts : ok:


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: freedom78 on February 13, 2007, 11:58:07 PM
Her sex tape sucked.  Had I paid for it I would've been super-pissed.

ok so now i know why you're pissed lately.

yeah, the rest of us saw it for free  :hihi:

Robman, as your profile says you're 15, I feel compelled to inform the police that you have illicitly viewed adult material.  Shocking.  :rofl:

As a political scientist, I love her wearing the "Vote or Die" shirt...and then not being registered to vote.

I also love when Mr. Slave traps her in his ass, on South Park.  :o


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: aimz on February 14, 2007, 07:44:30 AM
1). shouldnt this be in the 'bad obsession'? board?
2.) i hate paris hilton..shes a waste of a life....hundreds of innoccent, intellegent, good, hard working people die every day through no reason of their own, and yet shes still alive a breathing......and wasting a life :rant:.........(stupid b****h)......but if you guys like her....then thats fine.....everyone to their own tastes and all that....


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Genesis on February 14, 2007, 08:00:37 AM
1). shouldnt this be in the 'bad obsession'  board?

No, because she has no musical talent worth discussing. This is a general thread.  ;)


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: aimz on February 14, 2007, 08:01:28 AM
1). shouldnt this be in the 'bad obsession' board?

No, because she has no musical talent worth discussing. This is a general thread. ;)
true...very true...point taken.... :hihi:


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Bill 213 on February 14, 2007, 09:30:00 AM
I really don't understand why the hell people enjoy watching these stupid bitches like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears anymore?  I mean at first they were all cute and did their things (except Paris of course who just pretty much whored it up and partied and such from the start)...then they all started to slowly crumble and now they're shambles of fame.  I was reading (front page yahoo news at that) that the other night in NYC, Britney got so drunk at a club she stripped her clothes off minus bra and panties and got onstage with some dancing girls...she had to be carried out of the club because she was unconcious.  Then of course Lindsay's rehab (read this on front page of IMDB) is going great with her treating it like a hotel and still going out and drinking and shit. 
I mean, after a while this will all pass and they won't even be cared about, but right now it's so annoying that they're getting this mainstream attention in their downfall.  Paris Hilton has absolutely no credibility anywhere, yet she's treated like she's a fucking goddess by the media.  And that photoshoot she did dressed as Audrey Hepburn from Breakfast at Tiffany's almost sent me into anger management classes.   In those days you had Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor and Marylin Monroe to compensate as the cumdumpsters, yet they still had class which any of the Trampy Trio of today lack.  Today I think Natalie Portman is about it in terms of class.
Either way...the only thing that will make these douchebags go away is to totally just stop paying attention to them.  They're like herpes...they'll go away eventually and reappear for a bit, then go away again...just ask Paris!


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: CheapJon on February 14, 2007, 10:35:25 AM
1). shouldnt this be in the 'bad obsession' board?

No, because she has no musical talent worth discussing. This is a general thread. ;)
true...very true...point taken.... :hihi:

unfair, she sings better then you and all the other posters on this board >:( :( :rant:



EDIT: and she's hotter too, you know i'm cheap :-*


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: deanaxlrose on February 14, 2007, 11:27:54 AM
I enjoy watching her porn  :love::hihi:.
but I Think the world would be better Without her :yes:.
AMEEN.


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: EFISH on February 14, 2007, 03:53:47 PM
Here's a picture of Paris trying to seduce me:

(http://i18.tinypic.com/405a0rq.jpg)


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Danny Top Hat on February 14, 2007, 04:04:49 PM
Basically, she's a cunt.


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Jessica on February 14, 2007, 04:12:56 PM
Should she read this, i do hope she realises it is now time for a drastic image change and to try and act like the proper girl she is supposed to be.


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: monkeychow on February 17, 2007, 06:44:18 PM
wow...not much love for Paris on here. I think she's funny, and I suspect her real personality isn't the vapid persona she puts on for TV.


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Neemo on February 18, 2007, 07:47:31 PM
IMO she looks like she was beat with a bag of nickels :hihi:  i cant see why people find her hot...i'm sorry....she looks inbred or something :-\


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: JohnMorrison73 on February 18, 2007, 09:19:29 PM
she needs to grow some boobs


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on February 19, 2007, 01:15:41 AM
1). shouldnt this be in the 'bad obsession'? board?
2.) i hate paris hilton..shes a waste of a life....hundreds of innoccent, intellegent, good, hard working people die every day through no reason of their own, and yet shes still alive a breathing......and wasting a life :rant:.........(stupid b****h)......but if you guys like her....then thats fine.....everyone to their own tastes and all that....

actually i dont think any one likes her i'd just fuck her and thats it :hihi:

she needs to grow some boobs

i agree totally :lmao:

1). shouldnt this be in the 'bad obsession' board?

No, because she has no musical talent worth discussing. This is a general thread. ;)
true...very true...point taken.... :hihi:

unfair, she sings better then you and all the other posters on this board >:( :( :rant:



EDIT: and she's hotter too, you know i'm cheap :-*

HA bull shit i bet i sing better than that cunt hell any one could

Should she read this, i do hope she realises it is now time for a drastic image change and to try and act like the proper girl she is supposed to be.

actually i think she should see how fat shes gotten ;) and go anorexic again.

maybe it'll die the next time  :-X


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Natasha23 on February 19, 2007, 12:08:20 PM
Having never met Paris Hilton, I think it's safe to assume she is a horrible human being.  But I will say this, it makes perfect sense that she is so popular.  Right now, she is everything that America values.  She is rich, thin, blonde (i.e. "All American"), and she's a materialistic consumer.  That is what we value in the U.S. right now. 
This professor was recently quoted as saying, "with anna nicole smith, she was pathetic, but you wanted to scoop her up and fix things for her.  you wouldn't want to scoop up paris hilton."  i totally agree.  for as much as women like anna nicole and britney are desperate messes, i think they're somewhat likeable.  there's nothing likeable about paris hilton because she's a bitch.  she thinks she's better than everyone else and she's obsessed with her looks.  i can't figure out if she is just deeply narcissistic to her core, or she is just filled with such self-loathing that makes her behave the way she does.  i'm hoping it's because she hates herself -- that at least would make her more human. 
right now, she seems like a vagina with a person attached to it. 


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: CheapJon on February 19, 2007, 12:33:42 PM
she needs to grow some boobs

No, but a brain and a heart, her body is ok IMO :love: :rofl:



EDIT: at least fuck-able, record it and then to put on the internet :hihi:


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: 2112 on February 19, 2007, 12:45:38 PM
IMO she looks like she was beat with a bag of nickels :hihi:  i cant see why people find her hot...i'm sorry....she looks inbred or something :-\

Its called money mister


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: jabba2 on February 19, 2007, 02:27:39 PM
IMO she looks like she was beat with a bag of nickels :hihi:? i cant see why people find her hot...i'm sorry....she looks inbred or something :-\


I always thought that. Or her family paid a sperm bank to try and make Paris look like a childrens doll or something. there is no sex appeal.


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: Elrothiel on February 20, 2007, 05:33:33 AM
Paris Hilton is a vapid airhead wasting valuable oxygen whilst forcing us all to be aware of her blood-boilingly ignorant views and the fact that there are some people who actually think she's an intelligent human being who we  SHOULD all worship. ::)

If I met Paris Hilton, there are two things I would do. First, I would slap her, hard. Then, after smoking a LOT of weed, I'd spend an "intelligence" day with her (hence the weed), making her feel as dumb as possible.
That way she might actually try to better herself.


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: ClintroN on February 21, 2007, 07:28:25 PM
I have recently made this thread at www.ChineseDemocracy.com and it was getting thousands of hits, so I decided to make one here.

Discuss your stories, fantasies, etc. with the intelligent, immaculate, and amazing Paris Hiltion.

P.S she make's an awesome avatar.  :D

Discuss...


you seriously need to get a fuckin' life man, instead of surfin' the net talkin' 'bout that useless bitch get out n' make some friends, i dont understand what there is to talk about her, she's a spoil't bitch who does NOTHING !!!

YOUR A VICTIM OF THAT FUCKIN' THING CALLED ..........................TV!!


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: EFISH on February 21, 2007, 07:30:00 PM
I have recently made this thread at www.ChineseDemocracy.com and it was getting thousands of hits, so I decided to make one here.

Discuss your stories, fantasies, etc. with the intelligent, immaculate, and amazing Paris Hiltion.

P.S she make's an awesome avatar.  :D

Discuss...


you seriously need to get a fuckin' life man, instead of surfin' the net talkin' 'bout that useless bitch get out n' make some friends, i dont understand what there is to talk about her, she's a spoil't bitch who does NOTHING !!!

YOUR A VICTIM OF THAT FUCKIN' THING CALLED ..........................TV!!
You do realize my post was dripping with sarcasm, right? :rofl:


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: ClintroN on February 21, 2007, 08:32:46 PM
BULLSHIT, dont kid yourself, you love it!!!!  ::)


so what els is happenin' in the celeb world, bet u got all the goss!!



Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: EFISH on February 21, 2007, 08:35:50 PM
BULLSHIT, dont kid yourself, you love it!!!!  ::)


so what els is happenin' in the celeb world, bet u got all the goss!!


Britney Spears has lost it. And by "it" I mean her hair. 'Tis all I know, I swear!  :rofl:


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on February 22, 2007, 12:15:48 AM
:lmao:
they even made fun of her on WWE and Family guy :rofl:

any one see that Family guy where she pokes her kids head in the soft spot and uses it as an ash trey :lmao:

i laughed my ass of


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: RJ1221 on February 22, 2007, 12:55:39 AM
unless this is a thread to talk about how fucking stupid and pathetic and retarded, and over rated Paris Hilton is, she doesnt deserve her own thread


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: freedom78 on February 22, 2007, 01:01:15 AM
unless this is a thread to talk about how fucking stupid and pathetic and retarded, and over rated Paris Hilton is, she doesnt deserve her own thread

That's what it is...no need to worry!   :beer:


Title: Re: The Paris Hilton Thread
Post by: RJ1221 on February 22, 2007, 01:02:27 AM
unless this is a thread to talk about how fucking stupid and pathetic and retarded, and over rated Paris Hilton is, she doesnt deserve her own thread

That's what it is...no need to worry!? ?:beer:

ohhh ok, i didnt feel liek reading the other posts


aaaanyways, id still do paris though, just cause she's rich...... 8)