Here Today... Gone To Hell!

IT'S MINE!  :rofl:

its my baby damnit you can't take a baby from the father thats bull shit i'm the father me me me me me it was made from my sperm i fucked anna before she crocked its MINE MINE MINE all mine sweet fucking mon-i mean baby :lmao: :rofl:

She was fat when i fucked her. it was also dark. so i dont know which hole i stuck it in because it was all so loose  :confused:

same thing happend to me.

I was actualy doing her back when she was hot but she froze my sperm and used it to make the baby.   :hihi:

Judging the caliber of posts in this thread, I remain highly skeptical that any of you would be able to chance upon a vagina, much less produce offspring if you were somehow allowed access. Chumps.

ooohh nice one :hihi:


who is this asshole? ??? ::)

so man is it your baby or not?

You are all sick !!!!

Ok, don't have respect for Anna, but you could have some for that kid for fuck's sake, you are tainting her karma you twits !!!

Its NOT my kid!!  :nervous:

As you all presume, I very well may have a'plenty floating out there up and about.

But this one isn't mine.

I used protection :)

im wondering, how many guys did she have sex with in this one month period!! a new guy comes out each day!! unless she had one huge orgy with each taking turns :hihi:

she had them all tag team her :hihi:

one in each hole and in each hand and another one craping on her
sick bitch :puke:

*edit* was more detailed but i didn't want to get banned :hihi:  :nervous:


 :peace:

for any guy to claim that a famous persons baby is theirs is quite a serious issue. so it must be assumed that she had sex with these guys within one month. except the dead billionaire guy who may have had his sperm frozen without him knowing. which brings up a good theory that she shagged several guys on purpose right after the artificial incemination of the dead billionaires sperm to cause confusion.

christ it sounds like a headline off the LIES! cover  :hihi:

this is the most idiotic thread started on this board.
you should show some respect for the dead or at least for that child.
people are greedy and try to get that baby for money, that doesn't mean you should make fun of anna nicole, you should make fun of them for their stupidity but that's probably putting your brain to work and that hurts?

You mean like a 26 year old Playmate of the Year marrying an 89 year old billionare oil tycoon for love?? And as far as stupidity goes....I think Miss Anna Nicole takes the cake so to say on that one.

P.S.  Since Bill Braaaaaasky has sired every member of this board, I'm going to lay claim to that little shrimp scampi myself. Cha-ching.

it is incredible how many have come forward - they wouldn't just say that for a laugh, she must have been with a different man each day....

so she loses her child, then she dies leaving behind a little daughter and a bunch of guys claim to be the father yet you make fun of her.
so she married a guy for money. happens every day. at least she didn't expect for him to die and then claim she secretly married him and nobody knew.
where were all these guys when the child was born and anna was still alive?

All these guys were probably being paraded around each other so she could keep her affairs with each one.  That's how that usually goes.  Like the photos of her and the state official from the Bahamas cuddling up so she could keep her place down there.  Anna Nicole Smith was far from a saint.....technically the death of her son is a very clouded mystery with her probably supplying the Methadone that he overdosed on (she had it openly available in her refridgerator as the photos show).  It's also rumored that her attorney was suppling it to both of them. 
As for her marriage, she didn't keep it a secret I'll give you that..but she was very blatant about telling everyone how he promised her half of his estate if she would marry him.  I call that a very very high priced whore.
Not really making fun of her because I could care less.....she put herself in all those situations because of her stupidity.  She could have had the world if she chose and she threw it all away.  I have no pity for someone like that.  One less idiot to waste oxygen on.

Seriously though, if this is true then that means she would have had to sleep with 5 guys in one week, cause women can only get pregnat one week out of the month right ?

Nope, at any time. It's just more likely during their period.

I love how a sleazy topic like this stays unlocked....yet a bunch of other topics get locked or deleted right away...wtf :confused:

I think it was quite a funny idea concerning a woman who deserves no respect..... and others seem to agree. some people at bb's just don't know where to draw the line. some WEB SITES don't know that either  :rofl: like e***********s.com


Sorry I don't agree. this woman deserves no respect for marrying an elderly man. theres just no way anyone will buy the ' i really fell in love with him' bs. her kid? Anna already did more damage to that kid than will ever be healed by psychology visits when she grows up. she'll have to live with the fact that her mother is a w*** when she wonders why her mother married an elderly man. it's just sick.

and i'm smarter than you think, i just wont brag about it or type like it.  :hihi:

I AM Anna Nicole Smith's Baby!!!
Who wants me?
Order now and you'll recieve a fantastic Sony Stereo Sytem ABSOLUTELY FREE!  : ok:

Devoid...I hope you are kidding...right?   :nervous:  Maybe you meant while she's ovulating.  Thanks alot Mr. George W. Bush for not getting this kid the appropriate sex ed.!  Must be an "abstinence-only education" school.  :no: 

I have always liked her. This is a mean thread.  :no:

She met her demise, no matter what you may have thought about her as a human being, show some fucking respect for Christ sake.

Total dirtbags.

Goes to show you have no idea of what it's like to loose a child... :'(

you people are sick and disrespectful and should be ashamed of yourselves. this woman just died.
and no, don't tell me it's humor. it's not.

thank you

and a supply of Trimspa.........baby :lmao: :rofl:


"Like my body"?  :yes: :love:

Really Mature, Scradley ::)

well last i checked i started the thread as a joke concerning 5 or so guys who want to claim her baby. a baby who cant read buletin boards yet. now somehow its about anna and her son.  :nervous:

That's right.....you should have a little respect for Mussolini, Stalin and Hitler...I mean, for goodness sake..they're dead *gasp*.  They're cuddly wuddly teddy bears that need cuddled and hugged and kissed all over.

Fuck that.....death means nothing.  I'll not respect someone because they are worm food.  If you were a fuck up in life, then long live your fucked up legacy, because you'll continue to be a fuck up. 

ok im pretty sure you just compared Anna Nicole Smith to Hilter.....that is your argument?

i'm pretty sure that's not the point. i just read the posts again and didnt think that the first or second time.

however people who like to distract others from a good point will do exactly that. see it on tv all the time when people are talking about politics.

if anyone really cared about A.N. Smith they would be more concerned with why howard k. stern (not the king of all media) was keeping nicole on drugs and keeping her in 'territories' that aren't bound by U.S. laws. like the bahamas and the hard rock hotel and casino in fort lauderdale, FL.

she died at that hard rock hotel which just happens to be on an indian reservation which isn't bound by U.S. laws. in fact, we'll never hear the original 911 call because that native american reservation doesn't have to follow the same rules as all u.s. cities do.

that's how much i care even though i don't respect her. i think the gold digger was being dug by a second gold digger.

I heard a pool boy jizzed on her toilet seat and he may be the father.....................

i'm not trying to be smart if that was aimed at me.

i'm just a bit disappointed that people here would go that low with their posts. i didn't expect it. anyway, post whatever you want, it's your opinion.

i heard your mom picked up some jizz from someone's toilet seat and gave birth to you

Bored now.