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Title: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: Annie on February 06, 2007, 04:18:07 PM
Today's birthday, FEB 6. Compromise is achieved this year. You get farther than ever before. It's through the brilliance and goodwill of your team, led by your inspiring vision. Get busy.


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: BBF Rocks on February 06, 2007, 04:19:13 PM
that fits like a glove! ;D
this is the year! :beer:


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: Annie on February 06, 2007, 04:20:28 PM
that fits like a glove! ;D
this is the year! :beer:
So true, that it was almost eerie! CHINESE DEMOCRACY starts NOW!!!!! :hihi: :beer:


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: von on February 06, 2007, 04:32:03 PM
I wonder what this all means for Zsa Zsa Gabor.


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: Wooody on February 06, 2007, 05:44:21 PM
who's linda black? someone explain, I dont get it :P


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: Lord Kayoss on February 06, 2007, 05:46:46 PM
It's a miracle!  It's coming for sure now!!!

::)


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: Tommie on February 06, 2007, 05:53:39 PM
This is from Adze.com: ?http://www.adze.com/Celebrities/AxlRose.htm

I only posted what I thought were the relevant parts:

Because of a certain restlessness and discontent, you're not the most practical person in the world. You may even be a bit spacey. In fact, sometimes you may wonder if you are of this world. Try using a to do list to your advantage. Train yourself to do important things with the force of habit. You may be disinterested in the mundane. As long as stability alludes you, so will a complete and happy life.

Your mind is your most valuable asset; you could be an intellectual. The world of ideas is important to you. Intellectual companionship, seminars, books, magazines, films, and educational cassettes interest you. Feeding your mind is just as important as feeding your body. School can be the place for you.

People fascinate you and you tend to regard them in a detached manner. Consequently you enjoy teamwork and social interactions more than most folk. Sentimentality does not figure highly in most of your relationships.

You can excel in any field that requires negotiation skills. Sales and writing may be avenues of pursuit. You have an affinity for abstract reasoning, codes of law and ethics - you're very good at perceiving, comparing and communicating. You are much more objective than most people, and probably more liberal in your thinking.

Your weakness is not foolishness so much as it is indecisiveness. Too much thinking can result in lost opportunities. There is a time to get out of your head and make a decision. If you find that you can't sleep because your mind is racing, get up and work with your ideas. Get ideas down on paper, onto index cards, into a word processing machine or up and out into the airwaves.

Consider getting a brain machine and taking "smart drugs." Learn speed reading and typing. To avoid overstimulation, cut back on the use of artificial sweeteners and sugar. To the same end, you might take a mineral supplement and kelp tablets.


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: Annie on February 06, 2007, 05:58:26 PM
who's linda black? someone explain, I dont get it :P
The astrologer who does the horoscope section of the Chicago Tribune. I don't take horoscopes too seriously, I just thought it was spot on this time. :peace:


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: Christos AG on February 06, 2007, 07:16:18 PM
This is from Adze.com:  http://www.adze.com/Celebrities/AxlRose.htm

I only posted what I thought were the relevant parts:

Because of a certain restlessness and discontent, you're not the most practical person in the world. You may even be a bit spacey. In fact, sometimes you may wonder if you are of this world. Try using a to do list to your advantage. Train yourself to do important things with the force of habit. You may be disinterested in the mundane. As long as stability alludes you, so will a complete and happy life.

Your mind is your most valuable asset; you could be an intellectual. The world of ideas is important to you. Intellectual companionship, seminars, books, magazines, films, and educational cassettes interest you. Feeding your mind is just as important as feeding your body. School can be the place for you.

People fascinate you and you tend to regard them in a detached manner. Consequently you enjoy teamwork and social interactions more than most folk. Sentimentality does not figure highly in most of your relationships.

You can excel in any field that requires negotiation skills. Sales and writing may be avenues of pursuit. You have an affinity for abstract reasoning, codes of law and ethics - you're very good at perceiving, comparing and communicating. You are much more objective than most people, and probably more liberal in your thinking.

Your weakness is not foolishness so much as it is indecisiveness. Too much thinking can result in lost opportunities. There is a time to get out of your head and make a decision. If you find that you can't sleep because your mind is racing, get up and work with your ideas. Get ideas down on paper, onto index cards, into a word processing machine or up and out into the airwaves.

Consider getting a brain machine and taking "smart drugs." Learn speed reading and typing. To avoid overstimulation, cut back on the use of artificial sweeteners and sugar. To the same end, you might take a mineral supplement and kelp tablets.


AdZe.com?

AdZ? You got a new site?


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: Tommie on February 06, 2007, 08:41:45 PM
huh?


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: GNRreunioneventually on February 06, 2007, 11:51:25 PM
i personally think that horoscopes are bull shit but this seems to be.....well i dont know for sure cause i really have no fucking clue what the hell that means, but from the responces of others on here it seems to ,i quote, "fit like a glove"
 : ok:


 :peace:


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: gangs_n_robbers on February 07, 2007, 12:58:33 AM
I wonder what this all means for Zsa Zsa Gabor.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

best post ive ever read on this forum in the last 4 years.


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: Annie on February 09, 2007, 03:04:45 PM
I wonder what this all means for Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Turns out that her husband is claiming  to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannilynne. :rofl:


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: AdZ on February 09, 2007, 04:15:23 PM
AdZe.com?

AdZ? You got a new site?

Yes.

No, you can't be an admin.


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: Christos AG on February 10, 2007, 05:34:38 AM
AdZe.com?

AdZ? You got a new site?

Yes.

No, you can't be an admin.

Ok, you don't have to pay me a million euros per month. I mean, I'd never ask that much from a "friend"...  :P

Let's make it 350.000 euros per month. Do we have a deal? Do we? Do we?


Title: Re: CHICAGO TRIBUNE HOROSCOPE FOR AXL by Linda Black
Post by: Donington2007 on February 11, 2007, 04:17:56 PM
Notice how it mentions 'casette tapes' and a 'word processing machine.' this is obviously regurgitated b.s that came from the 80s. there's 365 different horoscopes like this theyve been using for years. geez at least they could be using a newer version of the 365 diferent scopes.