Here Today... Gone To Hell!

THE PERFECT HUSBAND
       
        Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone
on a
        bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function
and begins
       
        to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
       
        MAN: "Hello"
       
        WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
       
        MAN: "Yes"
       
        WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's
        only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
       
        MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
       
        WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2006
        models. I saw one I really liked."
       
        MAN: "How much?"
       
        WOMAN: "$90,000"
       
        MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
       
        WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last
year is
        back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
       
        M AN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.
They will
        probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if
it's really
        a pretty good price."
       
        WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
       
        MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
       
        The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring
at him in
        astonishment, mouths agape.
       
        He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


Another gem from the wife today. She's on fire.  :hihi:

HAHAHAAHAHA

That would be awesome if it were a true story.

 :hihi:

that was pretty good.

oh that would be great :rofl:

thats great  :rofl:

This beats the time Gay parade was in town and I handed out copies of D's phonenumber.

That is funny  :hihi:

well.. it ends sad since D went on a date after one of those numerous phonecalls and got too drunk, but for his credit he did ask on the phone "Are you pretty?"