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Title: NEWS ALERT: Phone in her throat, boyfriend faces likely cell time
Post by: niko1279 on February 04, 2007, 01:03:49 PM
INDEPENDENCE, Missouri (AP) -- A jury convicted a man of second-degree domestic assault Saturday for shoving a cell phone down his girlfriend's throat.

Prosecutors said Marlon Brando Gill, 25, of Kansas City, forced the cell phone into Melinda Abell's mouth during a quarrel in December 2005.

Gill denied the charge, claiming that Abel had tried to swallow the phone to prevent him from finding out whom she had been calling.

Abell, 25, of Blue Springs was rushed to a hospital, where doctors removed the phone. Doctors said she nearly choked to death.

"I think he thought I'd been talking to other guys," Abell wrote in a statement to police after the incident. "If I didn't want him to see my phone, I would have just thrown it out the window and busted it."

It was Gill's second trial since his arrest more than a year ago. Jurors in July were unable to reach a verdict on a first-degree domestic assault charge, which carries a maximum sentence of life in prison.

Jurors could not agree on a sentence for Gill, which means that decision will be left up to a judge. The assault charge carries a sentence of up to seven years in prison.

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/02/03/cellphone.assault.ap/index.html




Title: Re: NEWS ALERT: Phone in her throat, boyfriend faces likely cell time
Post by: bazgnr on February 04, 2007, 01:21:59 PM
Ridiculous.  He *should* be thrown in jail.  Me, I can't get past the fact he was named after Marlon Brando.


Title: Re: NEWS ALERT: Phone in her throat, boyfriend faces likely cell time
Post by: SLCPUNK on February 04, 2007, 01:48:00 PM
Anybody know any good cell phone jokes?


Title: Re: NEWS ALERT: Phone in her throat, boyfriend faces likely cell time
Post by: Danny Top Hat on February 04, 2007, 02:45:43 PM
Kudos on the thread title niko! : ok:


Title: Re: NEWS ALERT: Phone in her throat, boyfriend faces likely cell time
Post by: Izzy on February 04, 2007, 04:04:49 PM
damn - if she can fit a phone down her throat she could have a lucrative career in porn ahead of her....


Title: Re: NEWS ALERT: Phone in her throat, boyfriend faces likely cell time
Post by: mrlee on February 04, 2007, 05:03:45 PM
damn - if she can fit a phone down her throat she could have a lucrative career in porn ahead of her....

lmao what a line ,good one from you izzy.  : ok:  :hihi: