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If your bored, you can read the all new 15 Question interview with Bumblefoot conducted by the #1 Chris Pitman fansite- "Eat My Silkworms". He didn't want to answer any questions about CD or anything about bandmates because he didn't want to be a douche. We respected his wishes, and asked him 15 random questions. He gave some interesting answers. So here it is:


15 QUESTIONS WITH BUMBLEFOOT
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1. If you lost your finger tips in an industrial accident (like Tony Iommi), how long would it take you to re-learn IRS?

Depends which finger(s) on which hand(s). Can't answer without knowing. Once I know, we gotta figure healing time, practice time, lotta variables to consider. Rough guess, I'm gonna say lick my balls, next question...




2. What's your favorite Seinfeld episode? And are you the "Master Of Your Domain"??

Hell no. Love that show, can't pick a favorite - every one is a classic.




3. Did you ever think about buying "Youtube"?

No, never thought about it... but I should. Maybe after Chinese comes out.




4. How old should your fans be before they consider having sex?

35.



5. What's your favorite Christopher Walken film?

I'm gonna say The Prophecy - maybe not the best movie he ever did, but there's some cool things in there.



6. If Hollywood were to ever make a biographical film about you, BBF, who should they cast to play your foot guitar?

Christopher Walken.




7. Have you ever written an email that has no emotions or abbreviations?

Yes. I'm lying - no.



8. Do you hate to wear underwear too?

I gotta wear underwear. Gotta keep the folks in their seat.



9. What's the last album you bought? Did you like it?

I don't buy music, I steal it. And yeah, I like everything I steal.



10. Have you ever eaten a Silkworm?

Not on purpose.



11. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only take ONE porn star with you, who would you choose?

First thought that entered my head was that I'd choose a person recently-deceased to use as a floatation device to assist getting off the island. But I don't wanna make light of recently-deceased folks used as floatation devices, that's insensitive, so I'm just gonna move on to the next question...



12.? If you eat your own scabs, does that make you a cannibal?

I don't think you're a cannibal unless you eat a *fresh* part of yourself.



13. Do you prefer forks, spoons or sporks?

DEFINITELY sporks. Was just talkin' about that the other day... why don't more people use them? If they made metal ones, they'd replace spoons and forks in almost every situation.



14. Do you have any pets, and if so, how cute are they?

Yeah, got pets. Pretty damn cute.


15. You've got quite a reputation for staying in touch with your fans online through myspace, the bumbleforum, and a few other GnR sites. Why haven't you joined the EatMySilkworms forum yet?
( http://z8.invisionfree.com/Chris_Pitman_Fans/index.php?act=idx )

I don't like the fonts. I want nothing to do with EMS until they get better fonts. And maybe more animated gifs.



And that's all folks. Nothing new, but hopefully it was a mildy entertaining read.

Please visit
http://www.eatmysilkworms.com
&
http://www.bumblefoot.com


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 :)

Just tell me...how you score all the cool interviews

Bumblefoot's hilarious.  :rofl:

Bumble rocks!  :yes:

Because we rock.

That was probably the greatest interview ever.

I scored a interview with Bubbles, but he never got back to me with the answers.

I like that Bubble didn't reply right away.
He'll have better answers later- since he's rumoured to be in NYC with Axl.

bublme is cool as hell...

what crappy questios though....

I love his last comment  :hihi:

great interview though, nice read : ok:

What would you have asked? When Chi D is coming out?

That's why we got a full 15 question interview, and you don't.

I'm not sure... But it would definatley not be 'Do you wear underwear?' WTF are you 10??

Plus chill out man, take some constructive critism  :peace:

They were pretty dumb questions, but Ron's answers were what made the interview.   ;D

That was the point of the questions.

haha,this was hilarious :rofl:

bumble is just great 8)

haha thats great...Bumblefoots great :peace: :beer:

haha he waved at me live during sweet child o mine..and i got to touch his guitar during paradise city :D

no probably not

Ron is a damn nice guy. A welcome addition to the band.

your right, our interview with the dancing GNR midget, Rich- is. :)

Eat My Silkworms = awesomer than ever!

It's a shame he didn't let us ask anything about Pitman or Guns N' Roses. ?Oh wel... ?At least Bumblefoot really put some effort into his answers. ?He said some really funny things in there. ?I can only imagine how awesome his answers would have been if he answered our original questions.

I think Bumblefriend would have come up with good adjectives to describe each of his band mates.

Remember, he DID answer our original 10 questions, but before he sent them he got the band and whoever to look over them. He decided it was best not to answer anything about GNR members. So, it exists, but we just don't get to read it. :( I imagine it was the greatest interview ever.

Here is an example of the questions we originally asked:

2. If your 'Foot Guitar' and Chris' 'Wiggly Keyboard' made sweet love, what would their children look like??

Well considering the foot guitar is dead, that would mean that the wiggly keyboard is a necropheliac!  :o

 :-\ Who killed the foot guitar? I'm sure he'll return.

It was killed during the GNR concert in Turkey, I beleive.......

 :crying:

Yeah that was terrible, just fucking terrible
still brings tears to my eyes.

hilarious  :rofl:

please, do not ever make an interesting question. That's the way interviews must be!

Eat my silkworms is a site?

Never knew that - props to Jarmo on that one

Awesome interview, funny as hell!  :hihi:

And cool site too! : ok:

metal sporks do exist!! i own several of them

Hmm, mabye you could have askd better questions like, what do you think of bucketheads style, do you see him as an inspiration,
when are you going to show of your new guitar design,
have you seen your new guitar design,
is it funky, or is it super funky? (super funky beats)

, might be a better change then to ask somewhat seemingly pointless questions like " do you like knives, forks or sporks?
Granted you got an interview with him, but it was a bit of a waste for 20 minutes of work, for 1 minute of laughter?

If it weren't for the questions you wouldn't have got great answers, so that makes the questions great. Brilliant answers require brilliant questions, so technically, Jackamo! is brilliant.

You gotta be kidding me man?

technically ;)

Thought so. :P

he asked us not to ask about any bandmembers- or anybody related- so we couldn't ask about buckethead.