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Title: The Best Page In The Universe Post by: LeftToDecay on January 15, 2007, 02:48:09 PM I bet quite a few here are already familiar with this amazing site but ehh, surely few unenlightened ones roam around:
Brilliant, cruel, cynical and evil humor.Pages and pages of bitter asshole ranting of things that piss him off. :yes: http://maddox.xmission.com/ Some of my fav columns from there: "I hate Cameron Diaz" http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=trippin "Cristopher Reeve is an asshole" http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=creeve Title: Re: The Best Page In The Universe Post by: Bill 213 on January 15, 2007, 05:22:56 PM Maddox used to be great, but he really went downhill since he started his book deal. He quit updating his site for almost a year and when he did post, it was utter garbage. I used to love his kids drawing commentaries. Fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: The Best Page In The Universe Post by: Skeletor on January 15, 2007, 06:50:34 PM I used to love his kids drawing commentaries. Fucking hilarious. Hell yeah ;D Quote from: Maddox Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. Title: Re: The Best Page In The Universe Post by: Jim on January 15, 2007, 07:03:53 PM Maddox used to be great, but he really went downhill since he started his book deal. He quit updating his site for almost a year and when he did post, it was utter garbage. I used to love his kids drawing commentaries. Fucking hilarious. Ahh, I see... So that's what happened. I never knew about any book deal or such, but I used to check all the time. It got updated a couple of times, and each time I just found it really boring. I thought that something in me had changed, so it's a relief to know that it just got shit. Title: Re: The Best Page In The Universe Post by: Bill 213 on January 15, 2007, 07:19:33 PM Maddox used to be great, but he really went downhill since he started his book deal.? He quit updating his site for almost a year and when he did post, it was utter garbage.? I used to love his kids drawing commentaries.? Fucking hilarious. Ahh, I see... So that's what happened. I never knew about any book deal or such, but I used to check all the time. It got updated a couple of times, and each time I just found it really boring. I thought that something in me had changed, so it's a relief to know that it just got shit. Yeah he had a book called "The Alphabet of Manliness" which was really uber shitty. It didn't have the charm of his site and it was basically just a plot for money which eh you can't blame the guy, but he lost his cred. He definitely bit the hand that fed him (his internet fanbase) by basically blowing off his site. We'll always have those old articles though. Title: Re: The Best Page In The Universe Post by: Verse Chorus Verse on January 15, 2007, 08:35:38 PM Yeah, updates are nearly 4 months apart these days, it's fucked up. I compare him to Axl in the early 90s because they both have ego problems. But hell, his old stuff is still funny.
Title: Re: The Best Page In The Universe Post by: supaplex on January 16, 2007, 02:33:36 AM i've read all his articles on the site but, as everybody said, after he got touring behind his book he left the site to slowly die.
one of my favorite articles is the one about "how to kill yourself like a man" http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide Title: Re: The Best Page In The Universe Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on January 16, 2007, 02:58:50 AM it's funny?
Title: Re: The Best Page In The Universe Post by: LeftToDecay on January 16, 2007, 03:00:46 AM it's funny? Quote from: Maddox I hate Cameron Diaz. I remember hearing about how she broke her nose while surfing two years ago. That was the happiest day of my life. Title: Re: The Best Page In The Universe Post by: freedom78 on January 16, 2007, 11:34:54 AM it's funny? Yes...yes it is. The Cameron Diaz one was pretty damned good. |