Here Today... Gone To Hell!

so, the u.s. leg of the tour ended, and was overall i'd say a smashing success, what do you think the band members are doing right now at this moment?

Dizzy-- rehearsing like mad with starfuckers
Frank -- christmas shopping
Bumblefoot-- inspecting the new foot guitar
Pitman -- deleting posts on htgth
Robin-- meditating
Fortus-- practicing
Tommy-- trying to find a plaid 3 piece suit
Axl-- watching sportscenter with his feet up and a big smile on his face, smoking a cigar.  wait, sleeping... give him a couple hours.
 ;D

Pitman -- deleting posts on htgt

???

This one got me laughing.  :hihi:

hahahh nice one. if i were them i'd still be asleep. it was tiring enough to actually go to the shows!

Dizzy- drinking jager and getting ready to play with starfuckers
Frank- looking for a new drumset
Bumblefoot- responding to myspace messages
Pitman- reading eatmysilkworms
Robin- shaving his head
Fortus- listening to christina aguilera's new album
Tommy- passed out
Axl- partying, drinkin vokda, and picking up some chicks

 :hihi:

Dizzy - Reading fan mail from young hot girls when his wife isn't watching.
Pitman - Working on yet another masterpiece.
Frank - Driving around in his new Ferrari which the GN'R money gave him.
Fortus - Leaving a ton of messages on Axls phone wanting "Beautiful" on the record.
Robin - Doing something creepy in his leather clothes.
Brain - Laughing his ass off all the way to the bank. After all, he gets paid for doing nothing.
Tommy - Doing De Niro impressions infront of a mirror with his chess suit.
Axl - Anything but working on CD. Probably hooked on the new PS3, or getting head.

all having sex  :hihi: after the drought during the tour lol...well, who knows blah blah 

LOL you people are funny  :rofl:

Interesting thread, I'll give this a try:

Dizzy- Writing a solo album
Frank- looking for a piece of ass
Bumblefoot- buying a new car, something other than the piece of shit he was driving in May
Pitman- Dancing to YMCA
Robin- Getting fitted for Top Hat's for the next leg of the tour
Fortus- hitting some underground clubs in NYC
Tommy- flirting with Beta
Axl- emailing me updates on CD and offering to send me all access passes to the show of my choice in 2007

All I know is that if I were Axl I would be all over that super hot spanish model he's dating.

dizzy /
frank/ praying brain never comes back
bumblefoot/ getting all the GNR albums....hahaha.
pitman / wondering when he's gonna show his skills
robin / having a good time with friends
fortus / trying to be the bucket ..hahha
tommy / learning attitud
axl / searchin the bikers for the new tour...hahahha

jk...guys... ?:rofl:

I hope he can find one thats Flame Retardant!!!

No idea what they're doing at this very moment. ???

I sure hope they're knuckling under and getting all their stuff done for this albums release. :beer:

I'm hopeful that we'll all be watching a new video very soon. :yes:

I think it's probably going to be an extraordinary video and won't be what most people are expecting it to be. :o

One other thing I hope they're doing, is an exclusive and extensive article with interviews in Rolling Stone. :drool:

It'd be cool to see a 10 to 20 page article with pictures of the whole band together and some backstage shit too!!! :drool:

^ I hope not, ever since RS was wrong on November 21st date, they have been negative towards GNR.  :no:

Her name is Sasha and she is not Spanish but Ukrainian :)

isnt Dizzy's band called Hookers N' Blow?

she has a name, you know? i can't recall what that is right now but yes, we'd all like to have sex with her

I already put it here :)

Baz, buying axl a christmas present.. maybe a ring ;D :rofl:

I'd say their enjoying their successful European and North American tours, and spending lots of their new money on hookers, drugs, and parties. Oh, shit, that's the '90s. Sorry.

Pittman - discovering that Jackamo is a character in his own mind when high.
Frank - Keeping his pimp hand strong
BBF - finishing a promised porn soundtrack.
Dizzy - turning down VR's offers for him to join the group.
Robin - getting some type of makeover
Fortus - Deciding whether to play Christina's song Hurt... or Aint No Other Man for a solo...
Tommy - mooching out of Axl's refrigerator while living on Axl's couch...
Axl - sleeping one off... for a couple of weeks...
 

good one!  haha, i got a couple more:
tommy-- apologizing to the pigeons of shit metal...again
brain-- jamming with buckethead and talking shit about axl
baz-- getting his hair braided and loving the fact that he got 2 mentions in this thread about band members
 :peace: ;D

Dizzy-- trying to spend some quality time with Lisa and the kids....but unable to pull himself away from SF and HAB because they're so fucking cool.
Frank -- buying everyone he knows the GnR back catalog and thinking he's the luckiest SOB on the planet
Brain -- Enjoying his baby's first Xmas
Bumblefoot-- Playing kick ass X-mas carols on the footie gutiar
Pitman -- trying to explain to his manager at Denny's where he's been for the last 6 months.
Robin-- Recharging, writing, and enjoying the vibe of the Holidays.
Fortus-- Teaching his 1 year old daughter to play guitar
Tommy-- ignoring Westerberg's pleading phone calls.
Axl-- talking with the muse, chilling out, awaiting a blowout party in Malibu on Dec 31st.

^Hilarious. :rofl:

Let me try this:

Pitman - eating a soy burger with polenta fries
Frank - obliterating a friend's toilet after a stop at White Castles
BBF - daring anyone to name a riff he can't play
Dizzy - hopefully pulling his pants up a little higher
Robin - hoping that spiritual nirvana will be worth passing up all those hot chicks on tour
Fortus - changing a diaper
Tommy - drinking Guinness for breakfast
Axl - intimidating a record company executive

you got me laughing with those   :rofl:

if i was axl i wouldn't be getting much done.with that hot woman laying next to me lol.i think i would be screwing all over the house, every room.

Whoa, is there something you're not telling us?  :o :rofl:

:hihi: :rofl:!!
oh my god those are hilareous...im not even gonna try and guess what their doing...ill be crap at it!!!! id rather just read what you guys write :rofl:

These are funny, good stuff guys  ;)

I guarantee it's easier for them to play the 2 hours than for you to wait for the god knows how long and then do the standing in one place for two hours and then have to get home ...

I've done a fair few gigs in my time (even a few thousand people at one of em! ... a Festival) ... and it's SO much easier to play the show ...  Hell, they don't even have to lug their own equipment around! lol

Sweet..my little one loves to lay his hands down on my keyboards; so santa brings him a Vtech one for babies on the 24th ;)

Dizzy-- Writing an extended intro to Chinese Democracy to open post CD shows but can't get jingle bells out of his head.
Frank -- installing fire proofing around his drum kit.
Brain -- inventing a two man drum kit, so as to enjoy enjoy the ride.
Bumblefoot-- learning SCOM on GH2
Pitman -- trying to pimp bbf's Hyundi
Robin-- trying to grow an afro to go with his hat
Fortus-- Teaching his 1 year old daughter to sing down on the farm.
Tommy-- practicing throwing his guitar at soundcrew
Axl-- Taking a trip to the dentist, apparently he's had a peice of Swede stuck in his teeth since European tour 06!

Axl's probably prank calling Slash right now.

Dizzy -- Learning drums so he can do more on Nightrain, WTTJ etc. Or getting his bongos connected up.
Frank -- Stabbing his Brain voodoo doll.
Brain -- Stabbing his Frank voodoo doll.
Bumblefoot -- Catching up emailing folk back, and coming up with new riffs that will delay CD even more (plz no)
Pitman -- Crying after receiving his P45 (notice) from the band.
Robin -- Shaving his hair and beard off to go back to his 2002 look. (plz nooooo)
Fortus -- Watching MTV to see what from solo he and Robin can do next tour.
Tommy -- Getting some head guards ready for his next trip to Donnington
Axl -- Looking for his Chinese Democracy album. Think it felll behind the mantelpiece. OH NO!

Seriously can do whatever they like, they all did a good job over the past year bring the GN'R song over Europe and North America! Woo!

Pitman: Controlling the weather
Fortus: Getting more tattoos
Frank: Challenging horses to drug taking competitions
Robin: Begging for money on a street corner, and performing miracles for money
BBF: Busking, (whilst hastling members of the public to make them name tunes to play)
Dizzy: Pleading with Axl to turn his Bongos up during Jungle
Tommy: Thinking of excuses to trash his bass guitar
Axl: Hoping Santa will bring him Chinese Democracy

Bucket: Applying to have a Sex Change... to a chicken
Brain: Writing hate mail to Frank

Merck: Convincing himself he's still cool

Baz: Telling the press more things about Chinese Democracy, in the hope that Axl will spank him for being a bad "savage animal".

Live the dream

-Syth  :P

DON'T READ INTO IT,JUST MY OPINION.

Merck - trying to get BucketHead and Adler together to start forming a Super Group, that will choose its lead singer on CBS' Rock STAR show...  In which he will manage....

Pitman - Hiding from some paparazzi.
Bumblefoot - Telling thomas that a certain rumour isn't true.
Fortus - Stealing precious oxygen.
Finck - Gusfrabing.
Axl - Waiting for his muse.


Can't think of anything for the rest of 'em... Will do it later. :yes:

Axl is in China starting a democracy!!!!!!!!!!!  It's coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHA MANDY!!  :rofl: : ok:

When I saw that you posted here,  I was expecting...
Fortus- looking at himself in the mirror.  :hihi: