Here Today... Gone To Hell!

My friend always does these hypothetical situations and asks us what we'd do if faced by them, most of them are pretty disgusting, like "would you rather have AIDs or go down on your mum", shit like that  :confused: :nervous:
His latest one today was less sick, but did actually make some people think
"Would you rather you were in a car crash and you lost your legs, or would you rather have it happen to your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband/significant other???"
Just thought id ask what you'd all choose???  ???

Oh btw, he's 18 and his answer to this question was "I've been with my girlfriend for 4 weeks, i've been with my legs for 18 years, you do the math!"  :hihi:

I dunno know.. but I'd definetly drive my gf's car instead of mine  :hihi:

there is no other answer really if its someone you love, you choose the suffering for yourself

Genius answer !

oh it's not just your pal that plays that game,we in sweden also do it, i love it with all the crazy arguements you can have on some alternatives  :rofl:

have sex with mom or dad ?

wooden arms or rubber legs ?

constantly standing in a pool of water or it's hell windy (for you only) all the time ?

You gotta look at it from this perspective... if I was the boyfriend of the girl making the decision, I definitely wouldn't want her to jump... then I'd be left with the in-law.  fuck that... she can throw me or her mom over.

another one...
you are standing at the altar on your wedding day, the bridal march starts, doors open, and ur wife come in, with no arms or legs, what do you do? stay or run?
 :rofl:

Wonder how the fuck youd missed that, and also how the fuck she got to the church

I'd save my girlfriend the trouble and throw the in-law in myself  :hihi:

ha yeh, he's elaborated on that, on her hen night she got drunk n got into an accident, but didnt tell you about it coz she thought it'd worry you n she assumed ud be ok with it. apparently like her maid of honour pushed her in a wheelchair or sumfin

oh yeh, his own answer to this was "i'd stay, imagine the fantastic new sex positions now available!"  :nervous:

I'd hope I didn't pay for the wedding.

Would you rather, err, eat a bowl of poo at six o' clock every day or smell like wee for the rest of your life.

I feel sick.  :nervous: :puke:

now that is a tough one! i think im gna have to go for the wee!
but just for interest who's poo is it?

Batman's.

is this the character? or actor? like adam west or christian bales? coz i dont fancy george clooney's crap! altho val kilmer's excrement is tempting!  :beer: :drool:

The comic book character. See, there's the get out, do you get it? You would only be eating paper! Genius. And that would be my answer, while the majority of you are left smelling like wee. Having chosen it as an option, not just in general. Eeewww.

oh u cunning bugger jim! here i am smelling of wee for the rest of my life n all u have to do is eat a small bit of brown paper at 6 each day! i tip my hat to you!  :smoking:
btw is it scratch n sniff paper? coz then suppose itd still smell of poo a little bit

If you had to choose your death between

drowning in freezing water

buried alive in the desert

brutal repeated stabbing

passing out drunk and choking on your own vomit

which death would you choose out of those.....keekee

passing out drunk and choking on your own vomit! definitely! very rock n roll!

I nearly did that once, but someone woke me up. :-[

Would they be able to prove if it was my own vomit?

You can't really dust for vomit...

Wheres that from, i know that line.. :yes: