Here Today... Gone To Hell!

For my 11,000th post i wanted to do something special...............




And trust me, this is special!


The Roast Of D was hysterical but I have a feeling this will be the greatest roast of all time



So everyone this is your chance to kick the living shit out of your favorite left winger SLC Punk!


He has graciously agreed to take a beating so we owe it to ourselves to unleash all of our fury upon him.



so join me in the humiliation of SLCPunk.

I know many of u are thinking, how do u humiliate someone like SLC and i agree this task will be a challenge, but if screech can make a porno by God we can put our heads together and tear SLC a new asshole which will make kujo extremely happy cause god knows he has wore the old one out 10 times over.
who is gonna go first.................

LOL, what an honor.

Bring it on you bunch of "stooges".

Life doesnt make sense at times....

A million sperms and SLCPUNK was the fastest....

an oldie but a goodie:




SLC and Kujo were fucking in the shower when all of a sudden the phone rang............


Kujo got out of the shower turned to SLC and said "You Better wait and not cum till I get back"


Kujo leaves and gets the phone, when he comes back their is Cum all over the shower curtain, all over the walls...............

Kujo feeling unfulfilled screams at SLC, "God Damn You, I told u not to Cum until I got back"


SLC replies....... "I didn't..................


I FARTED........................ :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

When SLCPUNK found out that the 3 soldiers who raped that Iraq girl were Democrats he demanded that the crime be overlooked. That in fact there was no crime.
 :hihi:

Kidding.. in fact, me making a joke about that is kinda.. bad eh? But.. I couldn't think of another way to make fun of "ole' left wing."

Love you SLC! Your a cool dude.

SLC once cut his right arm off to prove a point...

what can i say about slcpunk that has never been said before??? ?i could say he was an important part of this website and we all look forward to whatever he has to say,? but i would be lying of course---

not many people know that SLCPUNK stands for 'Sure Loves Cum Pumped Up his Nice Keister'? ? ?

what does slcpunk's penis and axl rose's chinesse democracy have in common?? ?the both wont let anyone have it out of fear that whoever gets it will be disapointed.? ?

what does slcpunk and Clay Aiken have in common? they both got aids from Jarmo.

im kidding.....
actually Slcpunk has in fact sworn off sex untill chinesse democracy is released-? after that he's going to have to find another excuse-? like maybe untill the new LedZeppelin Album comes out.

i heard after Slcpunk was born the doctor slapped his mother, and his mothers mailman
it could have been worse- slcpunks mom wanted to have an abortion,? but only had wooden coathangers handy.

SLC Punk and a peanut were walking down the street and the peanut was a-salted.

That was the best one so far.  :hihi:

SLC Punk and Kujo walk into a bar... they both said "ow!"

rumor has it all of SLC's best lines are actually from Mrs Punk....

so if you read one his posts that has substance n' style, it's probably his wife.

but if it's about sheep, D, and kujo, then it's our very own LVPunk!

 :hihi:

When he's caught flirting with Bud Fox at TFHL, it's really his daughter....


No wait, it's SLC.

Wait till everyone finds out that mrs punk is actually SLC's Sister...........
He is from Utah u know..........

This could turn into a horrible riot. A bloody free-for-all without regard to the sanctity of human life that has not been seen since the Bears 1985 Super Bowl win. Bud Fox will bravely proceed.

Lots of people don?t know that SLCPUNK graduated with a magna cum laude in stupidity.

His wife has be upping the dose of arsenic in his salad for two months now. You could hardly tell the difference. The guy has had the alzheimers drool routine down for years now.

Really, the guy is a pathetic fake. We should feel sorry for him. He says he likes tube steak - maybe he's having sexual identity problems too.

So rant on SLCPUNK -you little bitch. Your genius, wit, and generic prejudices never fail to underwhelm Bud Fox.

P.S. C Class is for pole smokers.

Edit: Go fuck yourself, and eat more salad.

OKKKKKKKKKK Budfox, I guess that counts as a roast.......... :confused:


SLC is so skinny he can hang glide on a dorito

whats the difference between SLC and a gay bear...............

















Nothing

Bad news;


A fire broke out at SLC's house destroying his personal library


all 5 of his books were destroyed.


SLC was unconsolable cause he had yet to finish coloring 2 of them.

This one was saved...
(http://www.thaddeusmatthews.com/uploaded_images/OPHELIA%20DUMMIES-779872.GIF)

It has gotten so bad, I Heard that SLC is working extremely hard to become left handed................  interesting.

i had sex with his wife.

Did you hear about when D watched SLC's self-made-films by accident?

He thought he was looking on brokeback mountain.


I once overheard Rocksteady asking SLC for tips to get laid.

haha  : ok:

When SLC's was in the 9th grade he made up a girlfriend to feel wanted.
He's still wondering how she's doing.

AND finally a true story when Kujo went to the doctor for annual check-up
The doctor says "I'll need you to come back tomorrow with a urine sample, a poo sample and a sperm sample".
Kujo replies "Right so doctor, I'll bring'em by tomorrow"
When he gets home SLC askes "Well what did he say ?"
Kujo replies "He needs me to bring in a pair of your underwear."

There are no jerk stores.

SLCPUNK is so anti-Bush, Mrs. Punk has to get a Brazillian wax twice a week.

When SLC's having a bad day he listens to Bon Jovi's "This Left Feels Right".

A roast for SLC?  Oh, this is nice. This is very nice. So what?s it, ?Mr.? Cocksucker now?

He figured, since he can't keep it in his pants.... he'll keep it in the family : ok:

THE AWFUL TRUTH

What SLC doesnt want anyone to know is that his lefty politiks is just a coverup of his undying love for Ann Coulter.  He just pretends to have the hots for Nancy Pelosi, but we know whose pants Punk Jr. really wants to get into.

THE PLAN

He becomes the chairman of the Democratic National Committee and meet face-to-face with Ms Coulter on the O' Reilly show.  After knocking O' Reilly unconscious with his famous left hook, he drops down on one knee and says: "Ann, I wish I knew how to quit you. Let's get the rock outta here!"

Coulter is overcome with emotion and replies "SLC! My vitriolic necon-ism was just a coverup too!  I really am a left-coast struttin, one bad mother with a protected rattlesnake species under my arm. Let's get, let's get, let's get rocked!"

And they ride off into the sunset listening to 80's metal.

and that, folks, is SLC's nightly wet dream.

Exclusive from the MR and MRS Punk wedding photo Album;


(http://sidesalad.net/archives/PreggoStarWars.jpg)

And the only reason he dressed as a storm trooper is because underneath that... he looks like this:

(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5735/ugly14nk.jpg)

and his baby's gunna look like this:

(http://www.wongkeenhing.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/perrybaby.jpg)

A picture of the gay bar SLCPUNK owns

(http://i9.tinypic.com/2ef49vr.jpg)

the only person more frustrated with life than slcpunk is mrs. punk. soley due to his refusal to get near anything referred to as "bush".

That was fucking hysterical!!!!! :rofl:

I dont know how many are aware of this, but SLC got so tired of no one agreeing with him, that he went and started his own forum just for those who share his point of view


I am happy to announce at the 1 year anniversarry, total membership has finally reached 5 and 3 of those are family

slc had his moveon.org membership revoked because of he's too far to the left.

No shit Sandman,Even moveon.org think SLC is out of his mind. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

You unoriginal bastard I used that one on you when we did your roast.

This picture made SLC believe in love at first sight,:
(http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/charlie_sheen.jpg)

SLC, Lofton, Brody, Randall Flagg in happier days:
(http://abc.net.au/cnnnn/img/news/ep0402.jpg)

SLC works as a part time baby sitter, book him now for the holidays:
(http://seoblackhat.com/upimage/tinfoilhat.jpg)

Not to ruin his fun, but for those wondering what SLC's next hot button issue will be:
(http://www.zombietime.com/global_day_of_action_march_18_2006/IMG_5723.JPG)




I knew I could count on you for support
(http://www.danbbs.dk/~erikoest/graphics/sybil.jpg)

SLC and some of his coolest friends putting on a killer show for their university.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzAJs7NutM

I love you too Basil........ :-*

SLC is a totally fearless guy.... when he sees something he wants he just goes for it....... to hell with the consequences!!

(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/134/fatassrf1.gif)

I didn't know that SLCPUNK and greendood are the same person.

(http://i10.tinypic.com/2nuko6r.jpg)

And D still thinks he's tight ::)

Hey, instead of SLCPUNK it should be.....

SLCPUKE!


Fuck off, it's Sunday night and my creativity only shines on weekdays.

SLCSPUNK... :-\

SLC's dick is so little he can fuck a cheerio without breaking it

SLC = Silly Little Cock

Have you heard of SLC's favorite sexual position?

(http://www.archivist.f2s.com/cpa/views/bend-over.jpg)

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
This is the best so far  : ok:

To 99.9 percent of the Hetrosexual male this is considered sexy:


(http://www.londonpostcard.co.uk/calendari%202004/Glamour/GL%20005%20hot%20chicks.jpg)







Not To SLC, u wanna get SLC's blood boiling and wanna make him salivate and get horny, u show him this:


(http://www.infonavigate.com/travels/sheep-and-wool-festival-maryland/DSCN2495%20-%20Sheep.jpg)

To the majority, If I ask what u see in this pic, most would say............ A FLock of Sheep



(http://www.animalinyou.com/sheep.jpg)







Ask the exact same question To SLCPUNK or Kujo and they'd tell u its an ORGY!

SLC put on RIght Guard deodorant and it turned LEFT!

D you've turned into a total badd-ass, karma -10.

Btw D.. that last "joke".

It was just so
.
.
(http://files.lussumo.com/stupid.jpg)

Rumour tells that SLC Punk came finally out of the closet and has a huge boner ready for his day dream President George W. Bush.

SLC almost won an argument once... Then he realized in order to win, he'd have to be right.  So, he gave up.

Where do you guys come up with this stuff?

Nice  :hihi:

What a quitter.

I don't know but they are funny ! Some of those cracks me up :yes:

All of the joke that mention right and left are amazing! : ok:

SLC once attempted to learn to drive, but he kept failing his tests because he kept going around in anticlockwise circles and point blank refused to stop because it would mean he'd have to make a right turn.

:P

This is how SLC do math

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/louarsab/blond_mathic.jpg)

Another Oldie but a GOODIE.


D,Kujo,Sin Cut and SLC were driving around FLorida when all of a sudden a cop pulled them over.


They were running late *go figure, suspend disbelief* for a GNR concert so they were in a rush.


Cop pulls them over, SLC starts to flirt with the cop and the cop says OK, Ill give u guys? a break.


U whip your dicks out, if all four of u have 20 inches combined, I will let u go.


D whips out his 8inches.

Sin Cut whips out his 6 inches
Kujo whips out his 5 inches.
SLC whips his out.

20 inches exactly says the Cop, u guys may go.




They are driving down the road and? D Says "Thank god for my 8 inches......... Sin Cut says, no shit, thank god for my 6 inches.......... Kujo chimes in, yeah my 5 came through for me today.


SLC says,Thank God I had a HARD ON.

The guy is a total knob job. His only redeeming quality is that he is not a republican, but that still doesn't get him very far.

I never could get SLCPUNK to back up his political arguements, just a lot of insults and finger pointing,

Other than that he's a good guy.

Dont take that personal, he is just being a Democrat :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

 :hihi: :hihi: That was good

This is one of the funniest things I have seen in years. Absolutey hysterical.? :rofl:
BUT, I think the correct English is "This is how SLC DOES math."  ;)

His mother copulates with reindeers.
He also has dried lumps of shit dangling on his anal hair for breakfast.
Also If I were as ugly as SLC, I'd go piss into a transformer!

Lastly is what happened on SLC's birthday.

Kujo and SLC are going at it. After they finish, Kujo turns to SLC and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So SLC puts his finger in Kujo's ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything",SLC says. So Kujo says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".

So SLC put his hand in Kujo's ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says SLC. "No really", Kujo says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So SLC puts his whole arm in Kujo's ass and is feeling around when he touches something.

"Hey, I found something,"says SLC. "Well take it out," says Kujo. SLC pulls his hand out of Kujos's ass, looks at it and see's it is D's Rolex. Kujo starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"

Yeah I saw that but Im too lazy to correct it  :-\

(http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Love_so_much.jpg)


SLCPUNK is a wanker.

SLC smells like roasted almonds.

SLC and his wife recently adopted a child.

Check out the exclusive pic below:







(http://beihaigirls.typepad.com/life_under_calico_skies/images/10_1.jpg)

The Two chicks SLC and Kujo picked up at the Guns N Roses Concert in New York.......

SLC called dibs on the hot one..........










(http://wishes.debian.co.nz/images/funny/honest_advert038.jpg)

I love SLCPUNK.  :love:

SLCPUNK is so sexy that he walked down the street one day and this girl said, "Hey! You're sexy!" and he was so sexy that he ignored her and kept on walking, because sexy people are allowed to be confident enough to do that.

 ;D

>:( GET OUT! >:(

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Nothing..