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Title: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Dirty Little Thing on November 11, 2006, 11:51:35 PM
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml

This week hasn't been a good one for Britney  :hihi:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: EFISH on November 11, 2006, 11:56:42 PM
Wow just read the first paragraph and wow!! HE is selling there sex video! And she caught him with hookers!

Jeeeez!  :rofl: I feel bad for her :-[


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: LeftToDecay on November 12, 2006, 12:02:06 AM
When do celebrities learn to hold on to their sex tapes?
If you are the hotter, more famous person in the relationship, make sure the flick featuring  you fucking around a bit stays in your posession, kids!


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Dirty Little Thing on November 12, 2006, 12:03:15 AM
Why would a celebrity even make a sex tape?


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: LeftToDecay on November 12, 2006, 12:15:14 AM
Why would a celebrity even make a sex tape?
Cause there's a non celebrity somewhere underneath the skin who has his/her own turn ons and turn ofs just like we do? :)'
.....Not saying that it wasn't a dumb/risky idea by default from the celebrity's POV.A perfect way to fuck up certain types of careers. Britney's been such a slut for years though. Even if the guy is large enough asshole to sell the tape, can't imagine it really harming her. She hasn't exactly been attending to Mickey Mouse Club meetings lately.



Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 12, 2006, 12:17:29 AM
If this is true and the guy sells it, he is pure scum.

What a total dirtbag.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Danny Top Hat on November 12, 2006, 12:31:50 AM
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Britney, 24, fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a ?16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks.

Poor, poor girl.? The fact that he's using to tape to try and get hold of the kids is unforgivable. :no:

Also...

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Federline is only entitled to ?2million and half the sale of their ?7million home in Santa Barbara because of the watertight pre-nuptial agreement they signed before they wed.

"And, more importantly, that he is NOT going to go away quietly with his pre-nup pittance.

Pittance?!  What kind of scum calls ?5.5million 'pittance'? :rant:


I can't believe she's only 24 still!


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Dirty Little Thing on November 12, 2006, 12:36:14 AM
Why would a celebrity even make a sex tape?
Cause there's a non celebrity somewhere underneath the skin who has his/her own turn ons and turn ofs just like we do? :)'
.....Not saying that it wasn't a dumb/risky idea by default from the celebrity's POV.A perfect way to fuck up certain types of careers. Britney's been such a slut for years though. Even if the guy is large enough asshole to sell the tape, can't imagine it really harming her. She hasn't exactly been attending to Mickey Mouse Club meetings lately.



Really I dont think this would fuck up her career, just look what it did for Pam/Tommy, Paris Hilton etc.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: -Jack- on November 12, 2006, 12:41:13 AM
If this is true and the guy sells it, he is pure scum.

What a total dirtbag.

Yeah fucking sick shit.

It wont ruin her career though.. just, fucking lame of him to do that.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Lara on November 12, 2006, 12:58:00 AM
If this is true and the guy sells it, he is pure scum.

What a total dirtbag.

Well, Britney is in trouble!
K-Fed is asking for money and custody.  :no:

She can only hope she gave a good performance, cause I can see the video coming out soon.  :hihi:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Dirty Little Thing on November 12, 2006, 12:59:33 AM
QUESTION OF THE DAY: Will you download the Britney/K-Fed sex tape?


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: jabba2 on November 12, 2006, 01:44:00 AM
QUESTION OF THE DAY: Will you download the Britney/K-Fed sex tape?

yes but i wouldnt buy it. Britneys not that hot. Maybe when she was 19, but still havent downloaded the Paris Hilton tape thats been around for years. never saw Pam Anderson either.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Dirty Little Thing on November 12, 2006, 01:46:01 AM
QUESTION OF THE DAY: Will you download the Britney/K-Fed sex tape?

yes but i wouldnt buy it. Britneys not that hot. Maybe when she was 19, but still havent downloaded the Paris Hilton tape thats been around for years. never saw Pam Anderson either.

I wouldn't want to see the Paris Hilton tape.  :nervous:

And who buys porn anymore anyway?  :hihi:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: jabba2 on November 12, 2006, 01:48:16 AM
Comeon K-fed, leak it on the net? :hihi:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: SPUNKY on November 12, 2006, 02:31:14 AM
well I cin a 19 sec clip of er giving head!!


its on www.pornotube.com (http://www.pornotube.com)

Its the best site ever!!!!



Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Slashead on November 12, 2006, 02:43:49 AM
If this is true and the guy sells it, he is pure scum.

What a total dirtbag.
No. It is OK to treat a bitch as a bitch.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Lara on November 12, 2006, 02:45:48 AM
If this is true and the guy sells it, he is pure scum.

What a total dirtbag.
No. It is OK to treat a bitch as a bitch.

Why is she a bitch?


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Slashead on November 12, 2006, 02:51:32 AM
If this is true and the guy sells it, he is pure scum.

What a total dirtbag.
No. It is OK to treat a bitch as a bitch.

Why is she a bitch?
Because her career is based on pedophilia.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Lara on November 12, 2006, 02:54:02 AM
If this is true and the guy sells it, he is pure scum.

What a total dirtbag.
No. It is OK to treat a bitch as a bitch.

Why is she a bitch?
Because her career is based on pedophilia.

I don't think that makes her a bitch.
It certainly makes her an idiot, though.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 12, 2006, 03:34:02 AM
If this is true and the guy sells it, he is pure scum.

What a total dirtbag.
No. It is OK to treat a bitch as a bitch.

I'm sure you can condone almost anything if you want to.

But you'd really have to be quite a jerk to pull it off.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Grouse on November 12, 2006, 05:52:33 AM
Really I dont think this would fuck up her career, just look what it did for Pam/Tommy, Paris Hilton etc.

Yeah I agree, If anything it'll give her career a boost


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Alina on November 12, 2006, 09:23:44 AM
what an asshole , they have two kids together  :no:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Genesis on November 12, 2006, 12:21:27 PM
I have a feeling it's another publicity stunt, especially b'coz of this:

"Britney has contacted her lawyers to see how she can stop him but it is going to be a hard one. It is his tape, so in theory he owns the copyright."

He owns the copyright? You'd think it was some documentary. I don't think any court is going to allow that. Oh, plus the fact how the article stresses they were doing "everything" on the tape.

Fucking celebrities...


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Annie on November 12, 2006, 06:24:52 PM
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml

This week hasn't been a good one for Britney? :hihi:
She shouldn't sweat it. The paris Hilton porn tape catapulted her to fame. When you click on the above link there is a truly sick video of kermit the frog! Kermie should sue!!!


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 12, 2006, 09:26:30 PM
When you click on the above link there is a truly sick video of kermit the frog! Kermie should sue!!!


hahahahahahaha!!!!

The best!


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: NicoRourke on November 13, 2006, 03:52:06 AM
If this is true and the guy sells it, he is pure scum.

What a total dirtbag.

That's what he is anyway. The perfect wannabe blood sucking punk. Do I have to say I hate that guy ? ;D


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on November 13, 2006, 04:50:55 AM
britney has sex !!!!???!!!!!

i thought she was a virgin !!!!???


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: slash666 on November 13, 2006, 05:47:50 AM
britney has sex !!!!???!!!!!

i thought she was a virgin !!!!???

did you not get the hint when she popped out those two kids


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on November 13, 2006, 06:26:02 AM
Im not a Britney fan, but K-Fed is one low life scum to do this to the mother of his children.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: 2112 on November 13, 2006, 11:17:34 AM
not very clean.

using it as way to get custody is just looooooow and below.  :no:



Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: NicoRourke on November 13, 2006, 11:28:57 AM
It's funny that this fuckhead isn't fighting to get custody for the kids he had with his first wife though.

I'm wondering why ... Oh yeah, she's not rich.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: JuicySwoos on November 13, 2006, 11:42:28 AM
Britney porn, or CD?  Which comes out first???



Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: D on November 13, 2006, 11:45:38 AM
Lets just hope the tape is Pre Pregnancy...... :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:



Anyhow, John Cena will get his revenge for Britney when he beats the living shit out of K Fed on New Years Day....



This is called Karma biting Britney.

This is what happens when u steal a man away from his woman and children.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: 2112 on November 13, 2006, 11:47:25 AM
This is called Karma biting Britney.

This is what happens when u steal a man away from his woman and children.

well spoken.

now lets get some icecream.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: DeN on November 13, 2006, 12:04:07 PM
Britney who ?


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Danny Top Hat on November 13, 2006, 04:14:00 PM
This is called Karma biting Britney.

This is what happens when u steal a man away from his woman and children.

Well, not every time...

Britney who ?

Murphey.  Please keep up.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: mega_music on November 13, 2006, 05:54:07 PM
Britney was stupid for not doing the pre-nup! Oh well at least we'll get to see some quality video! I hope its better quality than the Paris video. :peace:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: the dirt on November 13, 2006, 06:43:33 PM
Britney was stupid for not doing the pre-nup!

What are you talking about? A pre-nup was in place.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Drew on November 13, 2006, 06:49:19 PM
If Britney looks in the video like she has the past year and a half, there's no way I want to see it. :no:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: slash666 on November 13, 2006, 07:07:43 PM
it was on their honeymoon


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Drew on November 13, 2006, 07:16:24 PM
it was on their honeymoon

2 years ago? Hmm......I'll still have to think about how she looked than too before watching.  :hihi:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: stardustonmyfeet on November 13, 2006, 08:31:30 PM
Britney is washed up, a sex tape like 4 years ago would have been cool :hihi:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: EstrangedReality on November 14, 2006, 03:13:48 AM
K-Fed is such a disgrace. He has kids to worry about, what are they going to think of their father when they find out he blackmailed their mother with a sex tape in order to gain $18 million?


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: mrlee on November 14, 2006, 07:51:29 AM
K-Fed is such a disgrace. He has kids to worry about, what are they going to think of their father when they find out he blackmailed their mother with a sex tape in order to gain $18 million?

They wont be ordinary kids cause they will be spoiled little shits with no worries or troubles in life.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Danny Top Hat on November 14, 2006, 08:01:41 AM
Uh oh, retard alert. ::)


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: mrlee on November 14, 2006, 08:12:39 AM
Uh oh, retard alert. ::)

was that aimed at me?


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Danny Top Hat on November 14, 2006, 09:33:07 AM
Yeah.  Sorry man that was pretty rude.  I just think it's madness to think that they won't have any worries or troubles just cause they're rich, especially given that their dad is the kind of guy who'll blackmail their mum with a porno vid to try to get custody of YOU.  Having celebrity parents is probably pretty horrible - you'd have so much to live up to and you'd have the press chasing after you all the time.  Not all rich kids turn into Paris Hilton.

Fame and money doesn't = happiness.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: supaplex on November 14, 2006, 09:35:42 AM
so... where's the video?  :hihi:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: November Rain 91 on November 14, 2006, 11:40:33 AM
wow.....this guy is a real cocksucker. i would feel guilty just watching this video.......but i probably would anyways  :P


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 14, 2006, 01:18:31 PM
  Not all rich kids turn into Paris Hilton.



With that said being said, I find Hilton rather pathetic, and thank Gawd I'm not somebody like her nearly every time I see her.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Danny Top Hat on November 14, 2006, 01:23:50 PM
Of course - who would?

My point was that not all rich kids turn into bad people.  They don't all enjoy being spoiled and pampered, some of them hate it and just wanna lead normal lives.  To say that Britney's kids will have no worries just because she's rich and famous just makes no sense.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: slash666 on November 14, 2006, 01:26:32 PM
Of course - who would?

My point was that not all rich kids turn into bad people.? They don't all enjoy being spoiled and pampered, some of them hate it and just wanna lead normal lives.? To say that Britney's kids will have no worries just because she's rich and famous just makes no sense.

take the film "Richie Rich" as an example


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 14, 2006, 01:30:38 PM
Of course - who would?

My point was that not all rich kids turn into bad people.  They don't all enjoy being spoiled and pampered, some of them hate it and just wanna lead normal lives.  To say that Britney's kids will have no worries just because she's rich and famous just makes no sense.

No I understood what you meant. I was just adding my two cents on top of it.................


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: supaplex on November 14, 2006, 02:46:15 PM
wow.....this guy is a real cocksucker. i would feel guilty just watching this video.......but i probably would anyways  :P
if that was directed at me, i don't give a shit about the video, i was only joking. they can fuck a goat on that video as far as i'm concerned. i think there's no real video and this is just a publicity stunt to get them more press. : ok:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: slash666 on November 14, 2006, 06:02:35 PM
wow.....this guy is a real cocksucker. i would feel guilty just watching this video.......but i probably would anyways? :P
if that was directed at me, i don't give a shit about the video, i was only joking. they can fuck a goat on that video as far as i'm concerned. i think there's no real video and this is just a publicity stunt to get them more press. : ok:

wow take it easy, im sure he just mean't Kevin Federline not you! he didnt mention you at all! so relax  :yes:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: November Rain 91 on November 14, 2006, 09:21:02 PM
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Quote from: November Rain 91 on Today at 11:40:33 AM
wow.....this guy is a real cocksucker. i would feel guilty just watching this video.......but i probably would anyways?

if that was directed at me, i don't give a shit about the video, i was only joking. they can fuck a goat on that video as far as i'm concerned. i think there's no real video and this is just a publicity stunt to get them more press.? ?

not directed at you in any way. directed at kevin federline. he's a pretty big dick.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: jabba2 on November 21, 2006, 07:57:41 PM
I just saw the Britney blo-job *yawn*. I think Jessica Simpson has become more classy than her.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: slash666 on November 21, 2006, 08:04:47 PM
I just saw the Britney blo-job *yawn*. I think Jessica Simpson has become more classy than her.

you do know that the clip was a fake dont you?


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: jabba2 on November 21, 2006, 08:09:44 PM
No i didnt. It looked alot like britney tho.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: live-metal.net on November 21, 2006, 08:17:52 PM
Maybe 5 years ago it would have been interesting... but now she will forever have the stink of K-Fed on her... amongst other things.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: slash666 on November 21, 2006, 08:29:51 PM
No i didnt. It looked alot like britney tho.

supposedly it was a college chick


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on November 22, 2006, 04:08:16 AM
who is Possible Britney?


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Alina on November 23, 2006, 05:22:30 PM
the latest news that, there is no sex tape at all. it was made up by Kevin or the media  :hihi:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: marty on November 23, 2006, 06:18:45 PM
who is Possible Britney?
oh the wittyness!!!
made me laugh tho  :hihi:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Hysteron on November 24, 2006, 01:23:53 PM
Did no one here download that 19 second video yeterday?

The pop superstar's aides acted quickly to get the cyber sale posting removed from hip site www.craigslist.com, insisting its bogus - and there is no video.

The posting - from an anonymous hoaxer - read, "I have a tape shot of me and Britney Spears and I was wondering if anyone in... LA would know who I could sell it to."

A Britney source says, "Britney was appalled by the news that someone was hawking a phoney video of her having sex with a possible former lover. She knew the video was a sham, but it bothered her greatly."

It has been a bad 2004 for Britney so far - it started off with an ill-advised Las Vegas, Nevada, wedding and continued with suicide controversy in her TOXIC video and a cancelled tour following a knee injury.


http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/0/7A0BDFFB4848D64A80256EBD000551DA!opendocument


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: The New Fiona Apple on November 24, 2006, 02:40:39 PM
We can only hope


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: CheapJon on November 24, 2006, 02:44:13 PM
well i would watch it


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: marty on November 24, 2006, 06:37:06 PM
Did no one here download that 19 second video yeterday?

The pop superstar's aides acted quickly to get the cyber sale posting removed from hip site www.craigslist.com, insisting its bogus - and there is no video.

The posting - from an anonymous hoaxer - read, "I have a tape shot of me and Britney Spears and I was wondering if anyone in... LA would know who I could sell it to."

A Britney source says, "Britney was appalled by the news that someone was hawking a phoney video of her having sex with a possible former lover. She knew the video was a sham, but it bothered her greatly."

It has been a bad 2004 for Britney so far - it started off with an ill-advised Las Vegas, Nevada, wedding and continued with suicide controversy in her TOXIC video and a cancelled tour following a knee injury.


http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/0/7A0BDFFB4848D64A80256EBD000551DA!opendocument
2004?


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Hysteron on November 24, 2006, 06:39:33 PM
Did no one here download that 19 second video yeterday?

The pop superstar's aides acted quickly to get the cyber sale posting removed from hip site www.craigslist.com, insisting its bogus - and there is no video.

The posting - from an anonymous hoaxer - read, "I have a tape shot of me and Britney Spears and I was wondering if anyone in... LA would know who I could sell it to."

A Britney source says, "Britney was appalled by the news that someone was hawking a phoney video of her having sex with a possible former lover. She knew the video was a sham, but it bothered her greatly."

It has been a bad 2004 for Britney so far - it started off with an ill-advised Las Vegas, Nevada, wedding and continued with suicide controversy in her TOXIC video and a cancelled tour following a knee injury.


http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/0/7A0BDFFB4848D64A80256EBD000551DA!opendocument
2004?

Sorry there was a leak yesterday, a supposed real or good fake.

I just posted the wrong link to the wrong article.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news_detail.html?sku=758

THE sensational sex tape claiming to show Britney Spears and Kevin Federline on honeymoon has been leaked on the internet.

And X-rated pornotube.com website instantly crashed as millions tried to view the raunchy clip.

The 19-second snippet apparently shows Britney performing a sex act on Kevin.

A source who saw it said: ?It?s no-holds-barred stuff. She certainly seems to be enjoying herself and you have to think the fella is too.?

Curious fans logging on to the site could only see a white rectangle as the video struggled to load due to massive demand ? but the Daily Star managed to download the clip.

In the brief segment the video appears to show a close-up of Kev?s manhood as a smiling Britney performs the sex act.

The source added: ?If this is only a taster of the full action then it?s not hard to see how Kevin thinks he will be able to retire on the profits from it.?

Kev ? who is in the middle of a divorce bust-up with Britney ? says he has a four-hour film of the pair having sex.

The 28-year-old is using it as leverage in the battle to get as much cash off Britney as possible.

But we told yesterday that 24-year-old Britney was looking to leak the video to stop Kev from cashing in.

Reports said he has been offered tens of millions of dollars for the film from websites who want to sell it on to fans. But Britney hit back, claiming the film was only 45 minutes long and that his performance would only leave him open to ridicule if he flogged it.

Porn industry insiders say the bombshell tape could rake in ?120m ? four times what 25-year-old Paris Hilton?s infamous tape earned.

The sex video is the latest controversy for Britney and Kevin, who have two children together ? Sean, 14 months, and nine-weeks-old Jayden.

Their parenting skills were called into question when social services investigated when Sean fell out of his high chair.

And Britney attracted criticism when she drove down the road away from photographers near her Malibu home without a seat-belt and with baby Sean on her lap.

In January 2004 she wed childhood pal Jason Alexander after a boozy weekend in Las Vegas. That marriage lasted only 55 hours before being annulled.

She married dancer and wannabe singer Kevin two years ago.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: BangoSkank on November 24, 2006, 10:07:04 PM
hmmm yeah defiently gonna have to watch this...


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: The Dog on November 24, 2006, 11:16:40 PM
there is no sex tape, why are people still posting about this?


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Dead N' Bloated on November 25, 2006, 06:25:04 AM
I know for some reason this is a big deal but why? Its some tool and his over rated ex misses. I guess she aint too bad lookin but, for this to be on A current afair and shit just makes no sence to me.


 :peace:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Hysteron on November 25, 2006, 09:10:07 AM
there is no sex tape

You haven't seen the real 19 second clip then.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Verasa on November 25, 2006, 09:22:44 AM
^ there is no real 19 second clip, it's all fake


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Hysteron on November 25, 2006, 09:27:49 AM
^ there is no real 19 second clip, it's all fake

I seen one that looked pretty convincing.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Bill 213 on November 29, 2006, 11:35:34 AM
Oh dear god, where to begin.  I logged onto AOL today and saw two Britney related stories.  First one....Paris's publicist says Britney and Paris are like sisters.  Apparently they're hanging out left and right, she's getting advice from Paris (HAHA just wait) and looking up to her.  Second news story...Britney latest celeb to go Commando.     Yes that's right, there are photos of her getting out of a car now without panties...just like Lindsay skank Lohan and Paris skank Hilton...she's officially shown her beaver to the free world.  Now I could give a flying fuck about celebrities, but I just tend to follow these three idiot's adventures, because it's so hilarious.  The news story said that Lohan had been caught pantiless like 3 times in the past 2 weeks.  Now lots of people go pantiless, but to wear a short short skirt along with it? 
The funny thing about it is, I've seen hookers looking more proper than them.  It's scary because these three idiots are role models for young girls everywhere.  But eh...I guess it's going to be a fad now to show your beaver off, I guess there are no losers!  :hihi:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: The Dog on November 29, 2006, 11:45:24 AM
those pics were more gross then anything else.  seeing her C-section scar and chubby beave just wasn't really necessary for my eyes to be exposed too.  she is beyond f'ed up at this point.  funny that shes trying to make a come back and lohan and paris are her new pals - talk about two no talent "stars" who are more famous for their exploits then their "work". 


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: SLCPUNK on November 29, 2006, 12:06:08 PM
Famous for being famous................. :no:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: smithandheston on November 29, 2006, 01:33:20 PM
Just more shit for people who have no lives to enjoy


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Mama Kin on December 01, 2006, 03:25:28 AM
Here's a teaser clip:

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561

Pterodactyls?!

I know.? I am ashamed i clicked that link.? Danny Top Hat is one sick man.

That clip was pretty fuckin' funny.......


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Hysteron on December 01, 2006, 04:23:30 PM
Here's a teaser clip:

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561

Pterodactyls?!

I know.? I am ashamed i clicked that link.? Danny Top Hat is one sick man.

That clip was pretty fuckin' funny.......

and I thought there were rules on this site against posting hardcore porn or links to it.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: EFISH on December 01, 2006, 04:25:18 PM
Here's a teaser clip:

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=32561

Pterodactyls?!

I know.  I am ashamed i clicked that link.  Danny Top Hat is one sick man.

That clip was pretty fuckin' funny.......

and I thought there were rules on this site against posting hardcore porn or links to it.
Not when there's dinosaurs involved.
 :rofl:


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: D on December 02, 2006, 01:30:35 AM
Britney is gonna fuck up and lose custody of her kids to K Fed
 :rofl:
what kind of mom is out showin her pussy like that.


I was talkin to Kujo about it today and he assured me that he is never gonna buy a nother Britney CD as long as he lives no matter how hard thats gonna be for him.




Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Alina on December 02, 2006, 07:44:14 AM
IMO if you want to show your pussy to the whole world , do it beautiful  go to "Playboy"


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: fixintodie on December 02, 2006, 09:50:38 AM
IMO if you want to show your pussy to the whole world , do it beautiful  go to "Playboy"

Couldn't agree more. (I wish Axl would do the Playboy interview - its always fucking great)

But having seen Britney's joyzone on tv now, here in the Netherlands, I can honestly say its not an experience I'd care to repeat.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Alina on December 02, 2006, 10:13:56 AM
she so famous , has two kids and its so cheap to do it this way  :P


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Mal Brossard on December 02, 2006, 10:29:56 AM
What are the odds that Britney and Paris are munching each other's carpet?  Well, not carpet per se, maybe hardwood floors?  Anyways, what are the odds they're dyking it up?


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: Hysteron on December 02, 2006, 01:45:50 PM
What are the odds that Britney and Paris are munching each other's carpet?? Well, not carpet per se, maybe hardwood floors?? Anyways, what are the odds they're dyking it up?

More likely that Linsay Lohan is involved in it too.


Title: Re: Possible Britney Sex tape?!
Post by: jabba2 on December 02, 2006, 02:02:46 PM
I agree Britneys muff isnt all that. She probably should not be shaving. Of course she is with Paris Hilton when she shows off her body. i think Paris and Jessica Simpson are hotter than Brittney now. not that it really matters.