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Title: Latest IllitPress.com Updates (Updated Feb 17th) Post by: LordRazZ on November 11, 2006, 01:18:43 AM February 17th Update
Britney Spears goes bald? Come on. I mean, I left that Anna Nicole shit alone...for now. But this was just too perfect. Head over to www.illitpress.com (http://www.illitpress.com) and read all about it. Yes, there's even a link there so you can see Britneys other bald spot....her beaver. RazZ's Rants and a C-section scar clad Spears box shot? How could you ask for anything more? The only thing that could make that article any better is mentions of necrophilia and Mother Teresa.....WAIT!! IT'S GOT THAT TOO!! Title: Re: Santa's behavior parallels rockstar? Post by: Dirty Little Thing on November 11, 2006, 01:55:53 AM Witnesses claim that as Claus left the families house, he had Welcome to the Jungle blaring over his sleigh stereo system, and could be heard screaming "I swear. The album will be out this year", baffling all onlookers who "didn't know what the fuck he was talking about".
That part and the part about naughtytodaynicetommorow.com was pretty funny. :hihi: If people can't take a joke about their favorite band then they need to lighten up! Title: Re: Santa's behavior parallels rockstar? Post by: LordRazZ on November 11, 2006, 02:01:53 AM And it took me all of 5 minutes to write. I swear, I don't know how I come up with this shit.
I'm sure most people will laugh about it. But there's bound to be a few that get pissed. Title: Re: Santa's behavior parallels rockstar? Post by: LordRazZ on November 12, 2006, 03:23:31 AM that's it? One friggin' comment?
That was a work of bloody art people. And for Christ Sakes would SOMEONE get offended. My feelings are getting hurt. Title: Re: Santa's behavior parallels rockstar? Post by: marty on November 12, 2006, 06:40:31 AM that's it? One friggin' comment? I can say i was offended if it'd make u feel better ;)That was a work of bloody art people. And for Christ Sakes would SOMEONE get offended. My feelings are getting hurt. nah was very funny tho, interesting that anyone would find a link between axl and santa Title: Re: Santa's behavior parallels rockstar? Post by: Annie on November 12, 2006, 11:01:01 AM It was sick and offensive but I have to admire your creativity. If I remember correctly? you posted those controversial Islamic cartoons on your site. I may burn in hell for this, But I thought they were funny and that the Muslims overreacted.
Title: Re: Santa's behavior parallels rockstar? Post by: Elrothiel on November 12, 2006, 01:21:00 PM :hihi: I thought it was hilarious!
Nice work Razz! :) Do more!! Perhaps one with the Easter Bunny and Jesus. : ok: Title: Re: Santa's behavior parallels rockstar? Post by: LordRazZ on November 12, 2006, 01:56:27 PM Don't worry...the site will be back in full force by Wednesday, with a new radio show, new hosts, new articles, and an assload of money in advertising.
Who needs to earn respect on the net when you can buy it....lol Title: Re: Santa's behavior parallels rockstar? Post by: LordRazZ on November 14, 2006, 02:24:28 AM Bump
Come on...look at the other topics. Who the hell cares about Borat? Come to think of it....Who the hell IS Borat? Don't answer that.....I already know..it was a retorical question. Now lets give me some more attention. We all know how much I love it. Title: Re: Latest IllitPress.com Updates (thread updated regularily) Post by: LordRazZ on November 15, 2006, 03:07:40 AM new update bump. Replies must now be on one of two topics.
1. The latest article (First post updated) 2. What you plan to do to celebrate RazZ Day in honor of the IllitPressGod. Title: Re: Latest IllitPress.com Updates (thread updated regularily) Post by: MCT on November 15, 2006, 07:47:29 PM Regularly.
Title: Re: Latest IllitPress.com Updates (thread updated regularily) Post by: LordRazZ on November 15, 2006, 09:34:51 PM that made no sense at all..lol...
Title: Re: Latest IllitPress.com Updates (thread updated regularily) Post by: MCT on November 18, 2006, 04:38:12 PM Latest IllitPress.com Updates (thread updated regularily) Title: Re: Latest IllitPress.com Updates (Updated Nov. 15th) Post by: LordRazZ on December 07, 2006, 08:11:33 AM Updated...and bite me...lol
Title: Re: Latest IllitPress.com Updates (Updated Dec. 7th) Post by: LordRazZ on December 20, 2006, 08:58:45 PM Bump.....go listen to the show fuckers...
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