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Title: Ever see the skit "Tiny Elvis" on SNL?? Post by: brock on October 31, 2006, 08:28:31 PM THAT is what Guns N Roses is now LOL i swear to God, its so funny. Something or someone says something not in agreement with Axl and they are shot down. In the Skit Tiny Elvis was just "ass kissed" at every step, no one dared get on his bad side..
Check this out The Adventures of Tiny Elvis Tiny Elvis.....Nicholas Cage Red.....Kevin Nealon Sonny.....Rob Schneider Driver.....Chris Farley [ open on Tiny Elvis's mansion, Tiny E. and the boys in the living room ] Tiny Elvis: Hey, Sonny, Red, you boys having a good time? Red: Count on it, Tiny Elvis. Sonny: Takin' care of business, Tiny E! Tiny Elvis: Well, that's good man, that's real good. Hey, Sonny, Red! Look how big that lamp is, man! That's hu-u-uge! Sonny: [ laughs ] Red: That's right, E! Tiny Elvis: Well, man, I don't know how I'd ever turn that thing off, man. That is enormous! Sonny: That's right, Elvis, that's a big lamp! [ slaps his knee ] Tiny Elvis: Sure is, man. That's a really big lamp! Red: That's hilarious, Elvis! Sonny: Yeah, Elvis, you're really funny! Tiny Elvis: Hey, man.. look at that salt shaker, man. That is huge! Man, I'll never be able to use all that salt, man. That is way too much! Red: Yeah, that's a big salt shaker, Elvis! Tiny Elvis: Sure is huge, man. Sonny: That's hilarious, Elvis! Red: Score another one for the Tiny E! Sonny: Man, we can't keep up with you! Tiny Elvis: Well, I'm just saying it's a big salt shaker, that's all. Red: [ laughing ] There he goes again! That's why he's the Tiny E. Sonny: Hey, stand next to it. Come on, E, that'd be real cute! Tiny Elvis: [ taking offense ] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you saying, man? Sonny: What's the matter, Tiny E? Tiny Elvis: What, are you calling me "cute", man? Sonny: I'm sorry, Tiny E.. Tiny Elvis: Hey, man, I'm not cute! I'm a blackbelt in karate! I got a good mind to climb up your shirt and give your lower a lip a roundhouse kick! Sonny: I'm sorry. Sorry. Tiny Elvis: Well, I could split your lip in 79 kicks, man! Red: Well, he didn't mean anything by it, Tiny Elvis. Tiny Elvis: Well, alright.. let's go for a ride. Red: I'm with you, Elvis. Sonny: Count me in, Tiny E. Tiny Elvis: Well, tell Joe to bring the car around. [ the scene shifts to the boys riding with Tiny Elvis in his car. Tiny Elvis stands atop the dashboard. ] Tiny Elvis: Turn left here, man! Driver: You're the man, Elvis. Sonny: Good call, Tiny King. Tiny Elvis: Hey, man! Look at that knob on that radio! Man, that is hu-u-uge! [ the boys laugh ] Sonny: Man, you're going tonight, Tiny E! Tiny Elvis: Well, I'm just saying that's a big knob, that's all. Alright, it looks pretty dead out. Tiny E's gonna get some shuteye. [ curls up on the dashboard ] Driver: You do that, Tiny E! Sonny: Oh, look at him, Red. That's adorable! Red: Yeah, he looks like a tiny mouse. Driver: You know what would be really cute? If Elvis would lay his little head down on a miniature marshmallow. Red: [ laughing ] Hey, put a little acorn on his head and use it for a helmet! [ the boys laugh harder ] Sonny: Man, he's so cute, he's like a buttercup! [ the boys keep laughing, as Tiny Elvis wakes up ] Tiny Elvis: Oh, what's that, man? What's this buttercup stuff, man? Driver: Oh.. we're sorry, Elvis.. We thought you was asleep.. Tiny Elvis: [ outraged ] What, you doing that again?! Who's the buttercup, ME?! Sonny: We're sorry, Elvis.. Tiny Elvis: Well, that's it! Out of the car, all of you! [ the Driver slams on the brakes and they all exit the car ] Driver: Alright. Red: Good call. Sonny: You're the King, Tiny E! [ the scene shifts to Tiny Elvis kneeling against the dashboard, with one hand gripped to the steering wheel ] Tiny Elvis: Oh, man! Look at this steering wheel! That is hu-u-uge!! Tell me you can't just Substitute Axl for Elvis, Tiny A! Title: Re: Ever see the skit "Tiny Elvis" on SNL?? Post by: dman1991 on October 31, 2006, 08:32:26 PM Yes, i loved that skit, funny comparison.
axl: Dam, look at that light, thats huge! MGMT: Haha, thats right axl, man your so great. Title: Re: Ever see the skit "Tiny Elvis" on SNL?? Post by: brock on October 31, 2006, 08:33:20 PM Yes, i loved that skit, funny comparison.? LOLOLOLaxl: Dam, look at that light, thats huge! MGMT: Haha, thats right axl, man your so great. EXACTLY!!! Title: Re: Ever see the skit "Tiny Elvis" on SNL?? Post by: brock on November 01, 2006, 03:08:12 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfEDSL1Nc6A
Classic! Replace Elvis with Axl LOL Title: Re: Ever see the skit "Tiny Elvis" on SNL?? Post by: daubs on November 01, 2006, 03:30:45 PM haha i like it. I hate ass kissers. We are all gnr fans here, but there is no reason to kiss ass. I remember some thread here and a guy said something like "yeah he could watch while jarmo and i nailed his sister! right jarmo!?" and it was just soooo lame.
At the same time i get annoyed at the whiners and people who just bitch about everything. Title: Re: Ever see the skit "Tiny Elvis" on SNL?? Post by: brock on November 01, 2006, 03:58:40 PM Good stuff!
Del James is the new Sonny or Red from the Skit, one of Elvis's Memphis Mafia. Title: Re: Ever see the skit "Tiny Elvis" on SNL?? Post by: brock on November 02, 2006, 02:30:07 PM Another great SNL Skit with Sebastian Bach and Adam Sandler as Axl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jgYMnbTh9M Title: Re: Ever see the skit "Tiny Elvis" on SNL?? Post by: T_Roxie on November 02, 2006, 03:24:22 PM Another great SNL Skit with Sebastian Bach and Adam Sandler as Axl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jgYMnbTh9M That was painful.... :-\ |