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Title: The Official Tom Selleck Thread
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on October 26, 2006, 08:36:28 PM
Every message board needs a thread devoted solely to The Tom Selleck. I would like to start us off with one, and we can take it from here.

This is a tribute to the man...the legend...the moustache...the chest hair.

Tom Selleck!



Title: Re: The Official Tom Selleck Thread
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on October 26, 2006, 08:52:33 PM
I made this:

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l147/idiotwind_2006/SELLECK_RAMBO.jpg)

...because I think a Rambo with Selleck would be amazing.


Title: Re: The Official Tom Selleck Thread
Post by: GnFnR87 on October 26, 2006, 09:04:58 PM
lol i just know him from his role as Monica's Bf in Friends, havent seen him in anything else.


Title: Re: The Official Tom Selleck Thread
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on October 26, 2006, 09:06:52 PM
lol i just know him from his role as Monica's Bf in Friends, havent seen him in anything else.

Then you aren't living, pal!

Check out Magnum.

He was originally going to play Indiana Jones, but Harrison Ford later took the role.

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l147/idiotwind_2006/Rambo-III-Poster-C10087859copy.jpg)


Title: Re: The Official Tom Selleck Thread
Post by: slash666 on October 26, 2006, 09:09:17 PM
haha! Tom is the man! he'd be nothing without that Moustache!  :hihi:


Title: Re: The Official Tom Selleck Thread
Post by: SLCPUNK on October 27, 2006, 03:22:55 AM
This should be linked to your "Coming out" thread really.............what does that BIG knife represent to you anyway?


Title: Re: The Official Tom Selleck Thread
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on October 27, 2006, 03:29:47 AM
This should be linked to your "Coming out" thread really.............what does that BIG knife represent to you anyway?

It represents Tom Fuckin' "I'm Magnum, Bitch!" Selleck. Man, Tom Selleck is so cool, that when he spells "bitch," he doesn't spell it "bee-yatch" to limit the number of misogynst labels thrown at him and to make the word seem more "innocent" and cute. He spells it the old-fashioned, you-are-a-whore-and-I'm-letting-the-world-know way: B-I-T-C-H. "Bitch." Good ol' Tom! Breaking the boundaries of the PC police and hanging them up by the balls!

Of course I'm not really sure Tom even ever calls anyone a bitch; I'm just deducing this based solely on the fact that he's so amazingly cool, and all amazingly cool people spell "bitch" the right way.


Title: Re: The Official Tom Selleck Thread
Post by: SLCPUNK on October 27, 2006, 03:33:55 AM
Yea, but can he blow himself?


Title: Re: The Official Tom Selleck Thread
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on October 27, 2006, 03:35:44 AM
Yea, but can he blow himself?

I'm not even going to TRY Photoshopping that one.  :rofl:


Title: Re: The Official Tom Selleck Thread
Post by: CheapJon on October 27, 2006, 07:02:06 AM
when i saw the title of this thread whitout looking at who created i thought to myself. "only RR can start a thread like this" and yes he was guilty  :rofl:

gotta love these threads.. tom selleck is a very cool guy, but as someone said before, he wouldn't have been much whitout the Moustache


Title: Re: The Official Tom Selleck Thread
Post by: Bill 213 on October 27, 2006, 02:48:55 PM
You guys gotta find the movie "Folks" with Tom Selleck and Don Ameche.  It's the greatest movie ever and Tom should have won an Oscar for it.  His manliness is on point in that movie.


Title: Re: The Official Tom Selleck Thread
Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on October 27, 2006, 03:06:09 PM
Being a Tigers fan, Tom is pretty pissed about last night.