Here Today... Gone To Hell!

OK, I'll provide you with the pic...

Please provide me with the caption....


(http://tinypic.com/9va6ae.jpg)

"b15.........you sunk my battleship"

"buying trousers by installments needn't involve a lot of paperwork..."

"I'm so damn impressed with my breast implants im gonna write Dr. Jones a thank you letter"

" ugh ! i think i pooped on my chair .... "

"And by the end of 2012 we will have all the coffee we can drink"

"Thank God. This coffee tastes like shit"

"But I didn't make any coffee today, Phil..."

"..."

"You were amazing last night, honey"

"i've been going over the accounts and your porcelain miniature house collection is bankrupting us"

"50 years later, D and Dave-GNFNR2K continue their weekly ritual of checking the "New Releases" section of Billboard for Chinese Democracy."

- The milk in this coffee you made for me is very slimy
- That's not milk my friend, that's not milk? :hihi:

 :smoking: Izzy? :smoking:

"?So basically? If we get to Point A, quickly do what we have to do, and get back to Point B through the route I mentioned, it?s easy money. What do you think?

I think you?re sexy as hell when you?re planning heists. You just wait until I finish this coffee??

"I thought this was Monopoly!!"
"Karl, you always buy the wrong product"
"Fuck you Dan!"
"Dan:  :hihi:"

Damn!, this is product of a bored mind  :peace:

"Bah, you're right... there is no pattern for a blonde, brunette, and a redhead in the Matrix numbers... I guess I owe you a beer."

(http://tinypic.com/9va6ae.jpg)

Benny always laughs at his dad's grocery list.

(mumbling) putting superglue on my cup wasnt very funny bob

or

thats the biggest hearing aid ive ever seen bob

SLCPUNK sez:
"You finally did it, D!
Recording contract!

Oh, wait, sorry, D!
It's a hoax from raoxsle
That fuckin' asshole."

(I know this was lame,
But please recall I'm at work
And running talk shows.)

Splash

/Mike

This could be a decent thread for a laugh if it works. Basically someone posts a random picture, the next poster captions it humourously. Then the next poster(the captioner in the previous post if they want) posts a pic and carries it on.

Here is the first pic

(http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/blogimages/Image(86).jpg)

"What wears a funny hat and has never been laid?"








(Gee Evo this thread seems familiar????. :P)

(http://www.loper.org/~george/archives/2003/Feb/nixon.jpg)

OK America, its time for your math test, how many fingers am I holding up?

This is Ted Kennedy by the way for a little help with your captioning

(http://www.chronwatch.com/content/images-uploaded/jer-tedkennedy_1.jpg)

Orca reportedly sighted off Mass coast. Coast Guard reports "Just Ted Kennedy".

(http://thelastminute.typepad.com/blog/fluffy.jpg)

"Fuck off..."

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(http://www.dreness.com/bits/funny/splif.jpg)

- I only smoke a pack a day

(http://www.brainshrub.com/adventures/rainbow2002/weird-looking-faires.JPG)

"The HTGTH Garden Party attracts hundreds of people from around the world each year. As one participant put it, "it's the only time we get to see our girls dress up like butterflys! It's great!"

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(http://gatheringhearts.org/photogallery/Mission%20Trip/Img19.jpg)

D finally comes out of the closet at the "2005 Danny Bonaduce look alike" half time show at this years gay rodeo held in Kentucky.

"D, can I be your dogslaveboy?"

(http://www.himeji-du.ac.jp/kyoujyu_homepage/yoshimoto/photo/Dscf0016.jpg)


EDIT: SLC, are our brains linked?

 :rofl:

Now post a pic!

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In disgust, SLC says, "I don't think so!"

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(http://63.225.133.62/thejokepost/clean-pictures/012002/Your%20Funny.jpg)

I was trying but the stupid tinypic was not loading, just go ahead bitches!

Edit: stupid tinypic!

Dear Lord, lets hope not.

What am I thinking right now?

my mother?

Good God, it's true.........

D, can I be your dogslaveboy?

um.. wait  :hihi:

no really, that's it the monkey says "D, can I be your dogslaveboy?"

(http://www.ucluhockey.org/images/Random/Random-Images/4.jpg)

It's a shame salt doesn't taste as good as it looks...

OK, here I go...........


(http://tinypic.com/ilden6.jpg)

Marmite Militia (from right: Chris Misfit, Skeba, Jarmo, James) in their new video: Duel of the Marmite


(http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/misc/images/zzzzzdeadsoonm.jpg)

AAaaaa... Too... Many... Comebacks...? ... Cant'.... just... pick... one.... Nooo!!!!

I'll just take the hit and say that the pic you posted is a good enough joke as it is, and I'm not gonna ruin it by throwing in the obvious "pilferk after writing the earlier caption..". Though you set it up nicely.

Don't have a picture yet... Maybe later.

Edit: Here's one:

(http://wilho.dyndns.org/kazzun_paskagalleria2/galleria/cisse_punarotsi.jpg)

Which was my intent in the first place.  I figured after taking a pot shot at the mods, best to leave one out over the plate for them to take a crack at.

You were far more gracious that I expected.

:)

"Backstreet hunks at D'.. er SLC's place 7p.m. all men free of charge"




(http://timmyray.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ahhnold.jpg)

"Brand new Just For Men hairgel. Eliminates patches and leaves you feeling 100% man"

(http://aces.tabulas.com/dodozhang21/drugbunnies.jpg)

Until Stone gets his picture up, lets try this one.............

(http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/boardgallery/albums/userpics/thumb_D%20pic%201.jpg)

just dont ask where his other hand is while striking that pose :nervous:

(http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics/stupidchicks.jpg)

"Pamela Lee, are you sure you can make the whole train disappear?"



(http://www.premier.net/~cspedale/opus/images/milqopus.jpg)

The last thing the penguin expected to see was D hitting on a camel...



(http://defaced.projectgamma.com/1999/august/retard.jpg)

Speechless  :rofl:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/djslam9/hoff_soap.jpg)

Dear God!! Not my plants! Anything but the plants!!! Stoned seize the rabbits! :hihi:

D: "I wonder if this will make all the female (Goats) like me??"

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/driven/_group_photos/cristian_de_la_fuente11.jpg)

Give it a caption.  ;D

Over the Top II: The Gay "Two Muscular Men Looking Into Each Other's Eyes and Pointing a Bony Finger At Each Other to Induce Boners" Version is mine, but I'm sure someone can do better.

I cant see any picture ???

IMDb must prevent people from seeing it. It's still in my cache or whatever so it works for me.

You'll have to click on the URL to view it:

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0132245/C009-34A.jpg

Upload it to imageshack :P

Edit: I see it now ;D

"You can receive!"
"No, its your turn!"
"No, remember, the shower from last night"
"Oh shit, forgot about that... *bends over*"

 ;D ;D

 :rofl:

Mine was "Ready...set...pick!"

(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l147/idiotwind_2006/axlsl-1.jpg)

"Every sports has his own dick"  :hihi:

Come on now people, there should be some parameters to work within here.

To me, it makes sense for one person to post a picture. Then the next person who happens along should simply caption it (don't quote the picture), and post a new picture of their own for the next person to caption and so on...

I'll start us off:

(http://www.mikeandmaylene.com/images/funny_tshirt.jpg)

^

Kujo: Yep, it looks like I've reached heaven.? :drool:

(http://www.galway.net/tmp/sheep/p0002284.small.jpg)

BAaaaaaaa Hey boys and girls come look at this! Baaaaaaaaa Check out what kujo did to uncle fred's anus!


(http://trapine.org/f8foto/seizures/images/hatchet.jpg)

^ "Yesshh! Kujo you suck like the best of 'em"

(http://images.google.fi/url?q=http://faens.net/albums/funpics/morning_breath.jpg&sig=__r3JssQ8ZdXqk8mIZmurUFcyjhDQ=)

Beastiality Necrophilia Made Easy: Step 4: The reacharound.

(http://blog.developpez.com/media/Stephen-Colbert.jpg)

And the bananas are ready and serve  :D
Steve back to you
Yum

(http://www.willamette.edu/cla/rhetoric/trapp/Stella/Sept/chillin%20with%20a%20book.JPG)

Don't really have a caption, but this _clearly_ is the guy from Sin Cut's picture a few years earlier. What should we put here?

"Scientists say disturbing affection to animals is usually learned at an early age" ??


(http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/33180/in-stupid-captain.jpg)

 :rofl: brilliant!

(http://fme.sincerethought.org/gallery/d/15054-2/joke.jpg)

And she hasn't seen my yet  ;)

(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/5523/horroshowia5.jpg)