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Title: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: SPUNKY on October 10, 2006, 05:12:25 PM
I start

i can reveal that whilst engaging in sexual activity with a young lady on a riverbank in Ware Herts after a night in a club called Becketts, i had my left hand 2 inches deep in slimy dogsh!t whilst in the missionary position.
Due to alcohol issues i did not realise till after said intercourse.
I was however sober enough to realise this disgusting event soon after and quietly, discretely and with all intent wiped said faeces on her fake fur jacket.

As you can imagine, i left her and her wiffy attire about 25 seconds later and haven't seen her since

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 ;D


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: nycangel on October 10, 2006, 05:32:51 PM
i have done a lot of stupid things while drunk lol, but i cant really remeber one that  should be in the hall of shame lol. ill talk to my friends and ill come back and post later


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: slash666 on October 10, 2006, 07:56:11 PM
i dunno if this counts but last year i got really drunk with my friends at a party and somehow we ended up running through the neighbourhood totally naked! dont know how i was persuaded  :nervous:


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: LeftToDecay on October 10, 2006, 10:19:40 PM
Wrecking a cabin of a cruise ship is propably dumbest thing I ever done drunk. Atleast the most expensive one. :no:
Atleast I learned that firealarms are more expensive than TVs.


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: Sin Cut on October 11, 2006, 01:15:47 AM
Getting my ass kicked when too drunk.


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: Chief on October 11, 2006, 02:50:14 AM
wait i want to hear more about this one.. it sounds like a doozy!!!


Wrecking a cabin of a cruise ship is propably dumbest thing I ever done drunk. Atleast the most expensive one. :no:
Atleast I learned that firealarms are more expensive than TVs.


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: LeftToDecay on October 11, 2006, 10:32:54 AM
wait i want to hear more about this one.. it sounds like a doozy!!!
Not much more to tell, just dumb drunkern ravaging.
But yeah! Cruise ship fire alarms come with some sort of sophisticated surveilance extravaganza that elevates their price around 200 euros. :beer:

...fire alarms as in the actual  device, i did not cause a fire alarm:)


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: 2NaFish on October 11, 2006, 12:25:23 PM
i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: CheapJon on October 11, 2006, 01:59:32 PM
i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: anythinggoes on October 11, 2006, 02:02:58 PM
i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................

Ha Ha Ha i hope that was intentional


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: Gnrfan on October 11, 2006, 04:34:02 PM
i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

haha

never insult someone who punch level is right at you dick ::)

I've done so many things, its hard to say.

My mate shagged our other mates little sister and we all decided that we shouldn't tell him. But when i was drunk i accidently let it slip . . as you can imagine the scene was nasty . . But i left to have sex with some girl and only found out the next day.

But we all decided that in the end . . it was better he knew. Apprantly only one puch was thrown so i now consider myself a true friend : ok:



Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: CheapJon on October 11, 2006, 04:46:40 PM
i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................

Ha Ha Ha i hope that was intentional

of course it was,  : ok: i was waiting for someone to get it :hihi:


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: GunsN'Gravy on October 11, 2006, 05:53:47 PM
i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................
ICWUTUDIDTHAR


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: CheapJon on October 11, 2006, 06:46:06 PM
i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................
ICWUTUDIDTHAR

translation please


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: Mr. Dick Purple on October 12, 2006, 08:32:43 AM
i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................
ICWUTUDIDTHAR

translation please

RAHTDIDUTUWCI    :hihi:

Well I was talking about Real Madrid to a girl I just met and I was so drunk with Rum and the next thing I remember I was sleeping next to this girl, she was so ugly, but the worst thing is that she wasn't drunk in fact she didn't drink I was abused  :'(  :hihi:


Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: Danny Top Hat on October 12, 2006, 07:31:27 PM
About a month ago I walked back from a party to my student house - it was like a 20 min walk.? When I got there I sat and played the guitar for a bit before deciding I was hungry and wanted to go to the 24 hour shop.? I took my bike (even though it was like 5 mins walk) and travelled about 10 yards before falling off and hitting my head on the curb.? Luckily some friendly folks nearby saw me and called me an ambulance - I had been ready to get back on the bike and have another go.? Turned out I needed 5 stiches - and i'd left the front door wide open!

Not a very cool story I know, but surely worthy of the hall of shame.

By the way...

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Title: Re: Stupidity When Drunk, Hall Of Shame
Post by: GunsN'Gravy on October 12, 2006, 07:59:23 PM
i said some things to a midget last saturday night after about 8 pints of Stella. i'm too ashamed to repeat them.

lets just say it wasn't my finest hour.

that's low.....................
ICWUTUDIDTHAR

translation please
I see what you did there