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Title: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 28, 2006, 10:21:44 AM
http://www.canada.com/topics/entertainment/story.html?id=5b76dc74-a9d6-4490-bf9d-c3f680d9288e&k=13401  :-\


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: hebbesy on September 28, 2006, 11:18:47 AM
Screech sucks ass  :rofl:


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: SLCPUNK on September 28, 2006, 12:32:17 PM
Can you say desperate?


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: Steel_Angel on September 28, 2006, 02:41:18 PM
'Near the end of the 40-minute tape, Diamond demonstrates a particularly graphic act.'

does he piss on them too?


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: King Sand on September 28, 2006, 03:03:47 PM
Does anyone know where I can find an Urkel sex tape?  :-X


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: Steel_Angel on September 28, 2006, 03:04:12 PM
please tell us.


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: Steel_Angel on September 28, 2006, 03:17:02 PM
Oh... that is just lame.. why would screech film that?


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: Walk on September 28, 2006, 03:28:42 PM
Isn't the guy who was the red power ranger into gay porn now?  :rofl: It's sad how these childhood heroes never go anywhere in the brutal world of Hollywood.


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: GNR estranged on September 28, 2006, 04:47:16 PM
if anybody doesnt know what a dirty sanchez is, you can look it up here - http://www.urbandictionary.com/

by the way, screetch is pathetic.


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: slash666 on September 28, 2006, 07:52:51 PM
Isn't the guy who was the red power ranger into gay porn now?? :rofl: It's sad how these childhood heroes never go anywhere in the brutal world of Hollywood.

Power ranger? he was Screech in Saved By The Bell, he aint no heroe!


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: Back Off Bitch on September 28, 2006, 09:53:43 PM
Thanks Russian - for ruining my appetite...


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 29, 2006, 12:48:14 AM
A dirty sanchez is when you stick your finger up your rectum, scoop feces onto your finger, and then smear a "moustache" over your partner's lips. Apparently Screech does this in the video, which is enough to make me want to vomit for eternity.


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: EFISH on September 29, 2006, 12:49:28 AM
A dirty sanchez is when you stick your finger up your rectum, scoop feces onto your finger, and then smear a "moustache" over your partner's lips. Apparently Screech does this in the video, which is enough to make me want to vomit for eternity.

Jesus crist. Oh yeah, thatll be good for his career alright ::) He's going to turn into a washed-up alcoholic. ;D


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: monkeychow on September 29, 2006, 01:39:13 AM
A dirty sanchez is when you stick your finger up your rectum, scoop feces onto your finger, and then smear a "moustache" over your partner's lips. Apparently Screech does this in the video, which is enough to make me want to vomit for eternity.

Was it his rectum or hers? Not that it matters much really...gross either way! But for some reason it seems worse if its his  :hihi:


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: Bill 213 on September 29, 2006, 01:44:28 AM
A dirty sanchez is when you stick your finger up your rectum, scoop feces onto your finger, and then smear a "moustache" over your partner's lips. Apparently Screech does this in the video, which is enough to make me want to vomit for eternity.

I thought that was called a "hitler"????  :rofl:


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: King Sand on September 29, 2006, 01:46:13 AM
Was it his rectum or hers? Not that it matters much really...gross either way! But for some reason it seems worse if its his  :hihi:

I don't know, but I agree: Gross either way!  :puke:


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 29, 2006, 01:54:08 AM
So, wanna take a wild guess at what the title of the video is going to be?

It was confirmed earlier today by Screech's manager...

Get ready...

It's kinda disturbing...












SAVED BY THE SMELL!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I ain't bullspittin'!

'Tis the truth! Go search on Google News.

This is depressingly lame.


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: Bill 213 on September 29, 2006, 01:57:13 AM
The cover art????? :hihi:


(http://www.geocities.com/shw_warren/screech.jpg)


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: Lara on September 29, 2006, 02:02:50 AM
A dirty sanchez is when you stick your finger up your rectum, scoop feces onto your finger, and then smear a "moustache" over your partner's lips. Apparently Screech does this in the video, which is enough to make me want to vomit for eternity.

I've watched a South Park episode about that, but this tape probably tops it.  :hihi:


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: T_Roxie on September 29, 2006, 06:33:38 AM
I feel sick right now.



Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on September 29, 2006, 06:42:53 AM
Okay now, does anyone out there still think it's a good move to put their kids in front of a camera at an early age???   ???


Title: Re: Screech has a new sex tape! Eww!
Post by: Back Off Bitch on September 29, 2006, 08:56:49 AM
The cover art????? :hihi:


(http://www.geocities.com/shw_warren/screech.jpg)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA