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Title: The funniest single thing you will EVER read - ever, I tell ya! Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 27, 2006, 01:28:49 AM http://www.cs.du.edu/~aburt/StingManuscript.pdf
You've gotta know the background, first. READ THIS FIRST! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Nights It's the worst thing ever written, with glaring typos and a plot that doesn't make any sense. You MUST read it. It's hilarious! You can also buy it off Amazon.com, but the link I posted above is the complete manuscript in PDF. Title: Re: The funniest single thing you will EVER read - ever, I tell ya! Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 27, 2006, 01:33:20 AM HIGHLIGHTS:
Quote Y'all'll gets a new car on Monday." "I don't know how I'll be able to drive it with my arm in a cast," Bruce Lucent shoots back. "It's lucky I wasn't killed outright like so many people are when they have horrid automobile wrecks." "Fortunately, fast and efficient Emergency Medical Services, based on a program founded by Lyndon Baines Johnson the 36th President of the United States helped y'all survive an otherwise, deadly crash," Isadore chuckled. He nodded his head toward the towering apartment building, in the very shadow of Peachtree Avenue, where Bruce lived his luxurious life. So young, yet so wealthy, based on his skills as an expert software developer. Quote He opened his eyes. All he saw was the roundest, firmest pair of tittles he?d ever seen in his life, all enclosed in a crisp white nurse?s uniform. I?m in heaven, he said. No, he tried to say, but his voice wouldn?t work, his mouth was dry, and there was some terrible tube thing in his nose?and hey, what?s that thing in his dick? It hurts! The tits bounced like Aunt Alice?s molded jello back at home, and then moved away. Oh. She was just straightening the covers on the bed. Bed. Bruce realized he laid in a bed, his left arm being strapped down, with something sticking an up-a tube--on the top of his hand. |