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Title: My "IRS" experience
Post by: dolphin on September 21, 2006, 10:20:24 PM
I got a lovely bill today telling me that I owe the IRS $1400.

And all along I thought I was getting a refund and I owe instead :o

Do you think when I pay this if I tell them I am a GNR fan, they'll give me a discount :P


 :hihi:


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 21, 2006, 10:26:52 PM
I think you should send them a copy of the song.


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: WeHeldTogether on September 21, 2006, 10:28:09 PM
except instead of "gonna call the IRS" put "a big fuck you to the IRS"


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: Lara on September 21, 2006, 10:31:09 PM
^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!  :rant:
 
I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread.

@ dolphin: I would have thought that downloading the song was not for free after all!  :hihi:
And I don't think it's even worth $1400!


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: dolphin on September 21, 2006, 10:33:26 PM
lol out of all the people who downloaded IRS, Axl got my ip address and turned me in.

i guess i am the official downloading motherfucker now :rofl:


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: bDinan on September 21, 2006, 10:34:33 PM
Make it a federal case, and wave it right down in their face  : ok:


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 21, 2006, 10:36:24 PM
Dude, you should just do what I do with my tax returns. For every $1,000 I report to the I.R.S., I just remove two zeros off the end. I started doing this a few years ago and you'd be surprised by how much money I'm saving! Almost enough to go on a cruise to the Bahamas now. I have a special account at the bank that I put all my "I.R.S. Savings" money into. I used to have to pay like $1400 - $1800 a year, now I pay half that! They were suspicious at first but I just told them I lost my job and signed up for welfare and it worked like a charm.  : ok: BTW signing up for welfare is awesome, they give you tons of free shit, all you have to do is forge a few signatures on forms to prove you don't have a job. Haha I remember signing a form "Yu S. Tink" and no one even noticed!  :rofl:


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 21, 2006, 10:37:06 PM
^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!  :rant:
 
I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread.

@ dolphin: I would have thought that downloading the song was not for free after all!  :hihi:
And I don't think it's even worth $1400!

Tomorrow I'm changing it to UkranianBureaucracy I think.  : ok:


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: Lara on September 21, 2006, 10:38:34 PM
^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!  :rant:
 
I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread.

@ dolphin: I would have thought that downloading the song was not for free after all!  :hihi:
And I don't think it's even worth $1400!

Tomorrow I'm changing it to UkranianBureaucracy I think.  : ok:

At least you are predictable.  :P


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: dolphin on September 21, 2006, 10:40:08 PM
Okay, here is the plan..............

I am going to see 4 GNR shows soon...the first one being Sacramento.

I'll bootleg IRS and then I'll burn it to a CD and then mail it with my tax bill and say, "this is your payment"...now call the FBI :rofl:



Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 21, 2006, 10:40:28 PM
^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!  :rant:
 
I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread.

@ dolphin: I would have thought that downloading the song was not for free after all!  :hihi:
And I don't think it's even worth $1400!

Tomorrow I'm changing it to UkranianBureaucracy I think.  : ok:

At least you are predictable.  :P

Fine then, maybe I'll just change it to WailingAboutWeilandWayBackWhen.


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: Mandy. on September 21, 2006, 10:48:29 PM
^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!? :rant:
?
I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread.

Was that him?  :rant:
And I just replied decently and nicely to a thread of his in The Jungle. Damn it.  >:(



Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 21, 2006, 10:51:01 PM
^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!  :rant:
 
I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread.

Was that him?  :rant:
And I just replied decently and nicely to a thread of his in The Jungle. Damn it.  >:(



You have a thing about being indecent towards me? Well that's not very nice.  :no:


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: Mandy. on September 21, 2006, 10:55:49 PM
^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!? :rant:
?
I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread.

Was that him?? :rant:
And I just replied decently and nicely to a thread of his in The Jungle. Damn it.? >:(



You have a thing about being indecent towards me? Well that's not very nice.? :no:

Who? Me?
Okay, yeah. I love being indecent towards you. Did you not know?  :-*
It's a shame I'm not a man though, isn't it?


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 21, 2006, 10:57:02 PM
^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!  :rant:
 
I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread.

Was that him?  :rant:
And I just replied decently and nicely to a thread of his in The Jungle. Damn it.  >:(



You have a thing about being indecent towards me? Well that's not very nice.  :no:

Who? Me?
Okay, yeah. I love being indecent towards you. Did you not know?  :-*
It's a shame I'm not a man though, isn't it?

You complained that you had been decent towards me in the Ray-Ban thread.

So I assumed you like being indecent towards me. I didn't mean it in a sexual way.

Anywho, let's be friends?  :beer:


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: Mandy. on September 21, 2006, 10:59:45 PM
^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!? :rant:
?
I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread.

Was that him?? :rant:
And I just replied decently and nicely to a thread of his in The Jungle. Damn it.? >:(



You have a thing about being indecent towards me? Well that's not very nice.? :no:

Who? Me?
Okay, yeah. I love being indecent towards you. Did you not know?? :-*
It's a shame I'm not a man though, isn't it?

You complained that you had been decent towards me in the Ray-Ban thread.

So I assumed you like being indecent towards me. I didn't mean it in a sexual way.

Anywho, let's be friends?? :beer:

But I did.? :D
No, let's not be friends.? :yes:

And let's also end this discussion here.


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 21, 2006, 11:00:52 PM
^ you keep confusing me when you change your username all the time!  :rant:
 
I'm not gonna make another What-happened-to-HamsterDemocracy Thread.

Was that him?  :rant:
And I just replied decently and nicely to a thread of his in The Jungle. Damn it.  >:(



You have a thing about being indecent towards me? Well that's not very nice.  :no:

Who? Me?
Okay, yeah. I love being indecent towards you. Did you not know?  :-*
It's a shame I'm not a man though, isn't it?

You complained that you had been decent towards me in the Ray-Ban thread.

So I assumed you like being indecent towards me. I didn't mean it in a sexual way.

Anywho, let's be friends?  :beer:

But I did.  :D
No, let's not be friends.  :yes:

And let's also end this discussion here.

 :-\


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: bookiedude on September 21, 2006, 11:16:33 PM
so very very cute.


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: EFISH on September 21, 2006, 11:18:29 PM
Look mandy he even wrote a poem about u, haha he likes u!  :rofl: ont woorry i wont give him ur myspace :drool:


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: HamsterDemocracy on September 21, 2006, 11:22:30 PM
Look mandy he even wrote a poem about u, haha he likes u!  :rofl: ont woorry i wont give him ur myspace :drool:

Give her mine!!


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: Mandy. on September 21, 2006, 11:44:46 PM
Look mandy he even wrote a poem about u, haha he likes u!? :rofl: ont woorry i wont give him ur myspace :drool:

Don't worry... I've just dedicated a song to him too. It's called Girl Like You and it fits perfectly.? :yes:

http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=35781.msg717938#msg717938


Title: Re: My "IRS" experience
Post by: coolbuddy on September 22, 2006, 02:01:04 AM
Hi PakAutocracy if I were you I will just forget about this chick , she has a chip under  her shoulder so no point in trying to mend fences , some women are very weird and really whatever you might do , they will have the same opinion about you no matter you may be a good guy with no mean intentions.