Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Today I woke up and saw a picture of Brad Pitt on Google News and realized I am a homosexual. I thought I should come out here. I've already told two of my friends, they thought I was joking but I can't live this lie anymore. I've decided to come out to all of you because some of you I consider to be my closest friends in the (Internet) world and you should know the truth.

I mean, I don't know how it happened. Last week I was jerking off looking at pictures of Jessica Alba. Then on Monday it was like, "Bam. Girls suck."

This may sound silly but it's true. I've been losing interest for about the past year, slowly but surely. I won't tell you what happened to me in a public restroom last week, but that also changed me a bit. I just think at this point, "Hey, there's nothing to worry about." I don't care what people say. This is real to me, and I can't deny it. Male bodies just seem more intriguing and sexy to me. I love washboard abs.

Anyway, is anyone else on this forum gay? If so, feel free to come out - this is the official "Coming Out of the Closet" thread!

EDIT: Apparently some people don't think I'm really gay. Well whatever. This can still be a "Coming Out" thread for people who ARE gay and were too afraid to make a post about it before.

I can't tell if you are serious or not.....................

Yes, I am. I don't find jokes about sexual orientation to be very funny to begin with. This is something that I was very worried about "coming out" about so I hope everyone can accept me this way and not poke fun at me in the future. I just had to clear the air about this. I think my lyrics about Brad Pitt last week had people wondering.

well congrats to you i myself am not but i respect your honesty and more women for the straight men eh

Well you are gonna be who you are gonna be...........

I would be prepared for those on this board who loath homosexuals and anything else that they deem sinful though (so ironic considering it is a GnR board.) Although most people here probably won't care.

Edit: You weren't the guy wearing a wife beater and hanging all over me Sat night were you?  :hihi: :P j/k

shit, gongrats dude.

just don't go into detail if you post in the sex thread.

Damn, I didn't think you had seen me.

?closet friends?... interesting..

C'mon...........let's start out own little place.


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(http://starophileimages.free.fr/retouches/brad_pitt_003.jpg)

OOH LA LA.

Maybe I should start a Picture Thread for gay males?

Hey babe.... as long as you're happy and at peace with yourself that is all that matters..... ?: ok:

PS  That pic is gross!!!! 

that looks so super imposed

the women would take over that thread if you did

ive got nothing about gays at all, but cmon did u havta post that pic? i almost barfed :puke:

Don't worry, we already have a slight idea...
...kidding.


I myself am straight, but I'm sure there are quite a few people like you in here. Some of 'em don't have the guts to admit it though. So, congrats.

Here is a hot gay stud for you................


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Well you're a girl so you don't count.

Whooo, it's getting HOT in here girls! It's raining men everywhere.

Oh my Goosenecks!!!


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That Brad Pitt pic is sooo photoshoped. We know you're happy for finding out what you really want, but slow down, dude, just slow down. ?:hihi:


PS.: This is getting worse than the Axl at the VMA's thread... Everytime I hit the "post" button new replies have already been posted. ?:o

 >:(

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Now that is gay............

fuck it ban him

Pssh, photoshopp'd! I never wrote that. I did write him a PM but it didn't say that. I asked if he wanted to be my HTGTH boyfriend.

no, that is snitch. hardcore snitch. thats lame guys.. really..

i mean.. its a pm. if it was jameslofton and u made a screenshot of his pm he'd have a bitch-fit. uncool

still... nice work russian,  :hihi: :beer:

Oh yah? Now you are lying...

I can even change my password temporarily for a moderator to see the PM if it comes to that..

Yeah but hes (damn whats the word) whatever, its just totally innapropriate.

You aren't my (boy)friend anymore.

Ah........he has been outed once again! I'm guessing he is one of those wear-your-moms-dress-and-bury-a-girl-in-the-pit-of-your-basement-type-o-gay-dudes...........


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that screenshot was TOTALLY innapropriate, ?its a fucking PRIVATE MESSAGE.

anythingoges, ban him? get real.

Yes, right after I sent that I stumbled upon that hunkylicious picture of Brad Pitt and realized I really was gay.

dude.. the pics are getting old. im not even joking this time.

The screenshot was to prove that this thread is tottaly bogus.

Why are you sticking up for this asshole?

Gay or not...........let's post gay pictures.


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Gay?

u guys are sick people crist

dude.. the pics are getting old. im not even joking this time.

So........

How 'bout this one?


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I'm not an asshole.

What's wrong with making a Come Out of the Closet thread?

Even if I wasn't gay, it still provides the opportunity for others.

Do you really think I did this to promote an album? I don't even have an album.  :rofl:

It's called a joke.

This thread, however, is NOT a joke!

dude its a fucking joke ?:no: move on

and spell my fucking name right as well

Dude, that's...

yeah, pretty old. ?post a picture of ?your 2 inch penis, NOW that would be funny. and u'd get banned. lawl.

I wasn't really sure about your initial post because it did not come off as sincere. That is why I asked you if you were serious, since I don't know you too well.

When people come out they usually don't write it/say it in such a way. So..........I'm going to go back to you being a straight dude that lives with his parents.

What kind of panties do you wear? (Don't get too riled up)

It's good to know you're still my Internet friend.  :love:

Men's boxers?  ???

How can he not be gay? He talks about Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Scott Weiland and Axl Rose all the time, plus he writes gay songs.
He might say he's not gay now, but one day he'll find out what he really is. It happens every time. ?:hihi:



You did say something about an album to me yesterday in a PM. I just can't be bothered to print screen it.

Yeahh!! the hoff's back. Wait  :nervous: wrong board  :P  :hihi:

Why are you so angry?

Loosen up and enjoy the party dudio...........



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YEAH my album is right here:

http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=35690.60

It's not a real album!  :rofl:

Unless me singing One in a Million is going to get me a million dollars. :rofl:

He can't be all that bad dude, the Germans love this guy!!!

I have all his albums on my computer.  :nervous:

russian, im glad u came out of the closet and all (over the internet)
but have u recored "oh my god" yet?

I haven't yet, my throat started bleeding when I tried to.

So what? You still wanted to make it known.

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b282/jdogg4688/attention_whore.jpg)

^He really is. He makes 1000 threads a day and he also trys "promoting" his "singing" if you can even call it that. I get heated just reading his posts :rant:

 :-[

1,000 threads a day? Wowsers, that's a lot. Especially since I have less than 700 total posts on the forum in a year.  ::)

 :-\

Ooops...........he's so outa here now.

He went back in the closet.

Oh God Russianrullette just killed himself  :(  :o

Just like that, eh?

Aww, how cute. He really is a shy boy, ain't he? He got too embarassed and went back to his closet.

hahaha!

Good one dudio!


"Russian R. in the closet.........Tom Cruise in da closet toooo."

keep a look out for a new poster it will probably be him

Bit hack.

I am soooooo going to tell on you.


I dont care what anyones sexual orientation is. I just don't understand the people who just want to be treated like everyone else but spend all the time going "Look at me, I'm gay" A bit contradictory.

Ill miss Russisian, the dolphins thing and stuff was a great thread nevertheless  ;D

Too bad he didn't tell us where he buys his internet modems before he vanished.

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(thats how u do it,SLC. learn from da master)

Must have been something he swallowed

he pretty much pizzowned u guys. is that why yall are so upset?? :'(

Wow, that's the first smart thing that guy did...

Yea, the guy with .com on the end of his name.............. :hihi:

Not really... If you think about it, he was the one who got owned in the end.

Yea, that is why I doubted him.

Pirin can't say anything about using that pic, since I supplied it to her! hahaha

My print screen button owned him.

Whatever sucka, I'm the one and only..............

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yes, he did own himself, but u thought he really was gay..double pizzowned. he got me too but, i got his pm afterwards ?:hihi:

hahahahaha, holy shit!

Funny though, that same thing seems to only make D stronger...........go figure.

I think he just registered under the username "HamsterDemocracy". I mean, that's the latest new member, and new members don't usually check The Jungle first, and he's just seeing this particular thread. ?:hihi:

Ever wonder why he sent you that knowing full well you would post it?  ???

Aye, ya got a good eye on ya.

I am tired of playing RussianRoulette, I am going to play a new character for a while, but one who doesn't make nonsense threads. Russian was fun for a while but I got bored of him. He also made my throat hurt!  :hihi:

HAhahahaa!!!

Oh i just saw his new post. You didnt know i was going to post it dude, dont act all sly like it was your devious plan! *evil laugh* your an idiot

Yes he did. Sorry to disappoint you.

Think about it. Why would Russian send a PM to you - of all people, who hates his posts - saying that?

Not even he was that dumb my friend.  :no:

By the way, speaking of "idiot" - it's "you're," a contraction of "you" and "are." Not "your." If you're going to insult people's intelligence, make sure you don't write like a dyslexic third grader with crossed eyes!

Yea, that's him. The hamster thang is an obvious gay reference.

Seems as if his hamster democracy started earlier today after looking at Brad............

And along came an evil troll....

I'm not a troll.

And I'm going to only talk about GN'R starting now.  :peace:

Wonder what gimmick it will be now.

Its an excuse to get rid of the karma's  :rofl: i keed

Oh, really bitch? Right backat ya
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Sorry to everyone I offended and I will not be making any more nonsense stuff in the future, I didn't mean for this to be taken the wrong way and I thought it was actually a good idea to have a "Coming Out" thread since there wasn't one...unfortunately it kind of turned into a big mess! Oh well.

It appears you seem to be synonymous with "big mess."

I've seen people with no life, but this guy is a freak of nature. Making up characters on an internet board? Wtf? Anyone care to tell me what's next (Kujo, SLC??)?

Next I'll reveal myself to be Andy Kaufman.  : ok:

(You're tempting me, here. Must...resist...)

Creating crappy music and then posting it for everybody to listen to..............

Actually it's pretty funny because when I did the "Day in the Life of Axl Rose" thread, Mandy and EFISH both said it was funny and frozen_inferno hated it, and now frozen_inferno is the only one who defended me here and Mandy and EFISH both hated it.  :rofl:

You talk like a nerd!

I should know.....


Seeing the thread's title and then who started it... It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out he posted it to get attention.


HamsterDemocracy, you got your old score back.  : ok:




/jarmo

Oh how the tide turns.............

its brilliant because u made most people here believe you. and now they're mad at you for not being gay. good stuff. now watch this thread will be locked. ?::)

I'm sorry. Like I said, it won't happen again.

You can give me my negative karma with this account btw, I wasn't trying to dodge 'em.

To be honest I think the reason I find this stuff funny is because I always got a kick out of Kaufman and he pissed off people too, like when he pretended to wrestle women or when he pretended to throw coffee on a wrestler on Letterman or threw a fake tantrum live on Fridays and got into a fight as his alter ego character on the set of Taxi.

I'm not saying it's right, I just find it funny.  :-\

No, thats already been done.

Let me think here......

Get a reality check. You posted that thing and I thought it was funny, that doesn't stop you from being a freak of nature.
And I didn't hate it when Frozen defended you. I know what Frozen's like, he's one of the people from this board I talk to the most, so instead of jumping out to conclusions, you should shut the yap up. ?: ok:

I meant you hated this topic, not frozen defending me.

Sorry you think I'm a freak of nature, I hate to disappoint.

And again, what's so funny about that? Before telling people off for being dyslexic or whatever, do yourself a favour and start expressing yourself properly.

wow 6 pages on an internet poster coming out of the closet? this is like the super bowl.

6 pages in 2 hours... with only about 5 different people posting.? That has to be a Jungle record.? There are people here that post their bare ass and don't get half that response.

Just means more chicks for us straight guys!  Less competition.   :hihi:
Seriously, more power to you.   :peace:

Actually, the entire thread was a joke, though I'm not sure if the joke was pretending to come out of the closet or just pretending to be in the closet in the first place.  Something about Andy Kaufman and wrestling girls.

O hush and start being entertaining again:p I don't know about others but i really wanted to know the HTGTH stand on what was the BEST! Alexander conquest. Alas, it got locked:(

Is it ok to sed you requests? You really should cover David Bowie's Hallo Spaceboy with that magical voice of yours.

(Hallo) Spaceboy,

you're sleepy now

Your silhouette is so stationary

You're released but your custody calls

And I want to be free

Don't you want to be free

Do you like girls or boys

It's confusing these days

But Moondust will cover you

Cover you

This chaos is killing me


[CHORUS]

So bye bye love

Yeah bye bye love

Bye bye love

Yeah bye bye love

This chaos is killing me

And the chaos is calling me

Yeah bye bye love

[CHORUS]

This chaos is killing me [x2]

Yeah bye bye love

Bye bye love

Good time love

Be sweet sweet dove

Bye bye spaceboy

Bye bye love

Moondust will cover you [repeat ad. inf]

My post was not grammatically incorrect, my dear; you simply misread it.


The thread was the subject. I said frozen_inferno defended me and you two both hated it - "it" referring to the thread.

no comment here, jstuwell no thats a lie!.lol was funny as hell reading this, um yah, dont ask!.lol

Oh fuckin' Jesus Hamster, you registered yesterday and already have -2 karma : ok: Way to go!

I registered today and the -2 Karma are from my RussianRoulette account.  :yes:

So Hammy, you still fantasize about Brad Pitt in the shower?

I got a character for ya; try be a child with an attitude.

Or just mimic Freddy Mercury

(http://archives.thedaily.washington.edu/photos/gnr.102997.gif) :yes: found on google

Sorry, I don't have time to read all of this thread now.  If anyone's insulted anyone, smite yourself.


OT - I'm totally gay as well.

(http://mag.awn.com/issue10.05/10.05images/besen02_southPark_isGay-2.jpg)

I'm a bisexual male.  I came out years ago tho. ::)

 :beer:

THATS actually funny, but I believe you can do better than , such a boring looking template!.lol Your more talented than that

I didnt make that. I typed "GNR" on google and it was on the first page ;D


C'mon Jazme, give me some more credit!  ;D ;D

oh he is so cute, no im not gay but i dont judge people by there sexual preference. I have never had an issue with gays, some have been very close friends thru the years.

HAHA ok that was good!