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Title: if u could............ Post by: SPUNKY on September 18, 2006, 01:33:24 PM bump off 3 people without fear of recrimination, who would you top?
Here's my three to get the ball rolling, in no real order , because the firing squads won't be denied. Michael Jackson .... Every girl I went out with in the 80's had his LP's and thought he was the nuts, so I had to endure listening to that crap just to get my end away. The man then started to believe his own hype and thought he was God. Jarvis Cocker will forever be a hero in my books for what he done at that awards ceremony. Ben Elton..... single handedly killed a stream of comedy that was uniquely British and led to the demise of working class club cabaret circuit. The most unfunny (well almost, after David Baddiel) tw&t to walk the planet. Little bit of politics? Nah , piss off Elton. Vanessa Feltz... ooh yeah, I love being fat me, hang on, where's me husband gone, oh, I better lose some weight. Don't get me wrong, I don't detest this woman because she looked like Jabba the Hut in drag, I hate her for everything she ever does or says. How the hell did she ever get on T.V. She is the most narrow minded, hypocritical, retentive, boring , narcisstic person ever. I'm just thankful she's more on the radio now. It's only a bit of fun, I don't want MI6 coming round my house. To make up for it I'll start a '3 people you'd like to get stuck in a lift with' in a couple of days Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Kujo on September 18, 2006, 02:35:26 PM Madonna for neutering Guy Ritchie. The man hasn't done shit since he married her. How the hell do you make "Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels" and "Snatch" then make the crap he's done since getting married. Thanks Yoko :rant:
Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Elrothiel on September 18, 2006, 04:02:30 PM The guy who invented chavs...
Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: anythinggoes on September 18, 2006, 04:03:50 PM can it be more than 3 i have a fucking big book full >:(
Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Elrothiel on September 18, 2006, 04:15:54 PM Oooh Ohh!! BON JOVI!! Can I kill him please? And also Piss Brosnan? I hate him so much! He's so far up his own ass he can see daylight! Gawd let me kill him PLEEEEASE!
Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Melrose Chick on September 18, 2006, 04:19:22 PM First on my list would be Tony Blair for being such a fucking knobhead
Sefcond wou;ld be his fucking wife cause I hate her hairstyle Third would have to be John Denver cause I had to listen to hours of his shit while I was groweing up as a kid.... how did a guy who looks like the milky bar kid ever make a fucking record..... I have to know the anwer to that question before I die!!!!!!!!! Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Kujo on September 18, 2006, 04:22:17 PM Good news.
#3 was taken care of awhile ago. 2 more to go :rofl: Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Melrose Chick on September 18, 2006, 04:33:52 PM That means Ive got a freebie....... I pick Graham Baker.... my first boyfriend who broke my heart and broke my red crayon in nursery school..... he said he was gonna marry me.... fucking liar!!!!!!!!! :rant:
Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: pasnow on September 18, 2006, 04:37:01 PM It's scary to think John Denver would be listed in someone's "Top 3 People they'd like to have killed" ??
:confused: :nervous: :-\ And well, I'm not just saying that because he is dead... Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Melrose Chick on September 18, 2006, 04:41:14 PM It's scary to think John Denver would be listed in someone's "Top 3 People they'd like to have killed" ?? :confused: :nervous: :-\ And well, I'm not just saying that because he is dead... He sang 'Annie's Song' ......... any more questions? >:( Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: pasnow on September 18, 2006, 04:43:24 PM Sittin' round the campfire, and every body high...... :smoking:
Rocky Mountain High Colorado : ok: Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Lisa on September 18, 2006, 05:56:20 PM 1. my exhusband
2. his wife 3. their lawyer Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Mandy. on September 18, 2006, 06:08:29 PM 1. Paris Hilton - for being the most disgusting slut in slutland.
2. The guy who came up with the idea of creating Zune -? they call that shit an MP3 Player, while it's actually a PDA, it fucking sucks and Microsoft can't get over the fact that Apple is better than their shitty thing. If I bloody wanted a PDA, I'd get a Palm. :rant: 3. Lula - because he was born. Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: monkeychow on September 18, 2006, 08:03:48 PM 1. Paris Hilton - for being the most disgusting slut in slutland. Why is paris a slut? Ok so she made a sex tape...but it looked to me on that tape like she was a bit of a dud root anyway :hihi: All i'm saying is that she made the tape with her BF at the time, and all she does on it is stuff that any girl does with her BF, so i don't see her as a whore for it! Anyways....its your call who you kill with your 3 - just calling girls sluts is a soapbox of mine - so i had to rant :beer: So anyway...to dragmyself kicking and screaming back on topic.... I'm going to pick: 1. Richard 2. Robin 3. Bumble to help encourage a reunion :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: JOKE JOKE JOKE - please don't ban or negative karma me - just being silly - anyone who reads my posts (other than the sex ones) knows i'm addiccted to the new tracks and love both the new and old band! Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Six Strings on September 19, 2006, 04:33:12 AM That means Ive got a freebie....... I pick Graham Baker.... my first boyfriend who broke my heart and broke my red crayon in nursery school..... he said he was gonna marry me.... fucking liar!!!!!!!!! :rant: Calm down babe... I would bump off only 1 person. Myself! :peace: Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: kaasupoltin on September 19, 2006, 04:40:48 AM Zlatan Ibrahimovictscztcsct.. what a dick.
Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Sin Cut on September 19, 2006, 04:49:04 AM That Ibram guy who pressed charges when he "slip and fell" due and unsuccesful try to beat me and my friend with ten of his friends.
I'd kill him three times, but I might save two for the cops who arrested me. I mean c'mon, there's ten guys, my friend is down and they arrest me?! Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: F*ck Fear on September 19, 2006, 04:50:42 AM First on my list would be Tony Blair for being such a fucking knobhead Sefcond wou;ld be his fucking wife cause I hate her hairstyle Third would have to be John Denver cause I had to listen to hours of his shit while I was groweing up as a kid.... how did a guy who looks like the milky bar kid ever make a fucking record..... I have to know the anwer to that question before I die!!!!!!!!! Thank God I'm a country boy! :hihi: Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Elrothiel on September 19, 2006, 02:58:52 PM 1. Paris Hilton - for being the most disgusting slut in slutland. Why is paris a slut? Ok so she made a sex tape...but it looked to me on that tape like she was a bit of a dud root anyway :hihi: All i'm saying is that she made the tape with her BF at the time, and all she does on it is stuff that any girl does with her BF, so i don't see her as a whore for it! Anyways....its your call who you kill with your 3 - just calling girls sluts is a soapbox of mine - so i had to rant :beer: Is it OK if a girl calls herself a slut? :hihi: Anyhoo.... I'd kill Bin Laden. Seriously, what the fuck is that guy's fuckin' problem!? How the fuck is killing thousands of people "holy" in any way at all!?? Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: fieldsy on September 19, 2006, 06:57:51 PM 1)Jarmo
2) Darknemus 3) Miz Just for a laugh like........ ;D Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on September 19, 2006, 08:13:17 PM 1)Jarmo 2) Darknemus 3) Miz Just for a laugh like........ ;D Erm...I don't know how to say this, but your number two might already have passed on? And Six Strings, suicide is NOT the answer! Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: MCT on September 19, 2006, 08:18:29 PM I'd kill Dolly Parton. And then I'd eat her boobs. Raw.
Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: SPUNKY on September 20, 2006, 04:26:25 AM 1)Jarmo 2) Darknemus 3) Miz Just for a laugh like........ ;D Erm...I don't know how to say this, but your number two might already have passed on? And Six Strings, suicide is NOT the answer! No way??? hope not? Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Brody on September 20, 2006, 04:40:24 AM 1 - Jacque Chirac
2 - Nancy Pelosi 3 - Harry Reid All would be better off.. Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Alina on September 20, 2006, 01:17:05 PM 1. school director
2.my neigbhoor ( fuckin bitch she hate my cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!) :rant: 3.paris hilton :hihi: :rofl: Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Layne Staley's Sunglasses on September 20, 2006, 02:47:22 PM 1)Jarmo 2) Darknemus 3) Miz Just for a laugh like........ ;D Erm...I don't know how to say this, but your number two might already have passed on? And Six Strings, suicide is NOT the answer! No way??? hope not? That's the word on the street. He hasn't been online for months. Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Mr Rage on September 21, 2006, 02:31:31 PM 1. Robbie Williams
2. My Boss 3. My Supervisor Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Rockin' Rose on September 21, 2006, 03:42:38 PM 1. Bin Laden (For the holy war..)
2. G.W. Bush Jr. (For the holy war..) 3. Some studio executive (For ruining movies that were going to be great (this is actually multiple persons across different studios)) Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Izzy on September 21, 2006, 04:37:08 PM You lot sound like certain people from a a certain religion
and thats a sure sign what ur saying is fucking atrocious Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Kujo on September 21, 2006, 04:41:35 PM No need to bring the Republicans into this :no:
Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Elrothiel on September 21, 2006, 05:00:23 PM Hooooold on a sec... lemme get this straight... y'all think Darknemus is DEAD!!?? No fucking way!! He may just have lost his internet connection... he may have decided he spent too much time online so he chose to see if he could stay away for a year... he may be in hospital for some reason (in which case we should all find out where and send him our best wishes)...
I don't think he's dead... Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: MCT on September 21, 2006, 06:00:17 PM He's dead.
Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: journey on September 21, 2006, 07:31:01 PM He's dead. Erm...I don't know how to say this, but your number two might already have passed on? Are you being serious? I didn't hear anything about it until now. Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: MCT on September 21, 2006, 07:37:16 PM I shouldn't be joking about something like that. Especially when it's a pillar of our community.
I know of nothing regarding Dark shuffling off the mortal coil. Sorry to have lead you on, jo. Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: Jim on September 21, 2006, 07:39:30 PM Darknemus lived around computers. He was almost a computer himself. 'Time off' was never very likely.
... Though I did hear that a certain number of people did pay him money for something that never fully materialized to the extent of their imaginings. But, I'm not that cynical. Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: the dirt on September 21, 2006, 07:48:55 PM Darknemus was almost a computer himself. 'Time off' was never very likely. Are you saying he crashed? Title: Re: if u could............ Post by: fieldsy on September 22, 2006, 10:45:59 AM Guys I will say this now. Despite what a lot of people now think about darknemus, he is not dead, hasnt been taken by aliens etc. I understand he is stupidly busy and his job takes him all over the US. It is literally a time thing.
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