Here Today... Gone To Hell!

I would like to say yes, but that would just be too, too hard. No way I could. Maybe I could go two days, but that would be asking a lot.

Haha, funny thread.


I'd say yes... but it depends, if I said no, when would we get CD?!

No chance whatsoever!  Couldnt do it sorry.... I'll never get the CD :'(

ah so thats why we haven't got CD yet, cause every's been having sex all these years!!!  :rofl:

No fucking way dude! ?It'd still take a year to get your hands on the album when you could be getting your hands on something else entirely (and I do mean boobs!). :yes:

No way, i am already without sex, what do you want me to do ? fuck the CD, i'll keep my hand :hihi:

I hear you Jessica! :rofl:

I would also LIKE to say yes. But probably no.  :hihi:

best thing :

Have sex on the CD once it's out ? one can dream ( for both )...
( feel like being a virgin again lol !!)

Am I only the only one that would be willing to sacrifice a year of suffering for a life time of happiness?

You guys are all sluts ;D ;D

I don't think I could. I have constant morning wood. I'd wake up one day to find my hands on "Lil Axl."

Sorry but.......... yes you are all alone on that one I think! :yes:

Here's the rule. No sex/masterbation for one year and you get Chinese Democracy right now. But if you have sex within that year, CD will vanish, for 1000 years.

If you don't agree at all, CD comes out, whenever it would have, which is...

By sex I mean oral, anal, vaginal, no loop holes.

It also fades out of memory when it vanishes - and if you were to write a review about it the words would disappear and fade from memory as well.

B**tard!!! :hihi:

I cannot live without sex, sex creates music into my mind, so my answer would still be....NO

I'll come back bext life ( in a 1000 years) to hear CD.. :hihi:

Character newt from the flm Aliens has quote that feels pretty appropriate.


We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly

You made me spill my coffee.... that was funny!

Hell fucking no!  Are you crazy?!  At my age I would go nuts without those two things in my life.

Nothing would be worth that.

I'd say yes, get the CD, make a copy, then I'd have some amazing sex, then they'd get my cd back but I'd have a copy so...

SEX AND THE CD.

Nope, that doesn't count because the copy would disappear too!

Well, at least I'd have some amazing sex...  :P

Are you fucking kidding me!!!?

This has got to be the CRUELLEST thread to ever exist! How can you ask such a thing!?

Are you sayin' that if a reeeeeeeally hot guy was talking dirty in my ear and me getting hornier and hornier, I would have to say "Sorry, you can't fuck me... I'm "fasting" for Chinese Democracy..."!!!?

Well... I would do it, but there would be a LOT of people sporting multiple bruises from where I hit them out of frustration...
And then at least at the end of that year I could fuck and fuck and fuck and it'd be the BEST sex ever!

I'd take the best sex ever repeatedly over 1 year of no sex!

The leaks and bootlegs will have to do!  :hihi:

as im drunk a bit i could say ssomething to this bnut im not going to..... :-X

Well there'd be rather a lot of leaks if you abstain fer a year!! :hihi:

great minds think alike!!!! but i didnt say it........ :rofl:

Yesss!! :hihi:

I thought of something else... what IF the sex was with Axl? Would CD disappear for another 1000 years then? Is THAT a loophole?

I could do without the nagging G/F for a year! :hihi:

Nice to see old Dick Nixon is back under a new name but still the same great threads!  :hihi:

No way, I can barely abstain for a day lol

worst
you break the challenge, CD comes out, everybody enjoys it, but you CANNOT hear it

everytime someones plays it somewhere, you're the only one NOT hearing !!!! and everybody talks about how great it is and all. :)

Good call!!  ;D

Yes it would be way too HARD after a year without sex.

No way!

I love MILF porn way too much!! :hihi:

And I love Literotica way too much!! :hihi:

But I want ChiDem more than I love Literotica...

Buttfucking though... yowch that'd be a tough choice...

:crying: THIS IS TOO DIFFICULT!! I REFUSE TO MAKE THIS CHOICE!!! :crying: *tantrum*

Your boyfriend would be thankful if you turned down CD too. :hihi: ;D

MILFS have gotten me through the driest of droughts.

So have lesbians.

And college girls.

Gah!  Axl can keep his CD!

Fuck no

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

HELLO GARRY!!!! :peace:

Masturbation.

Yea he would, if he was still my boyfriend...  ::) *le sigh*

I meant "any" boyfriend of yours, sweetie. :hihi: ;)

Thanks Drew... but at the moment I don't have any boyfriends at all...

Heh... I still wouldn't turn down Chinese Democracy though...

Now this topic is the nastiest choice ever!!

I mean on one hand...chinese democracy...on the other...well we know I'm still single....so we know whats in that hand!

 :hihi:

this is ridiculous, no album/dvd/anything could ever be worth that sacrifice

I was thinking about it again today..and i've decided..given how much i've had to abstain from sex over the years...i'm already owed that motherfucker...someone call axl and ask him to send the CD! :hihi:

What if u rubbed it on CD's case without actually touching it with your hand? Would that count?

I think that's called cheating babe!

Cheating on Appetite for Destruction maybe.

To the original question.

NO WAY IN HELL.

Hey i love Gnr but i'm happy to be patient

Just leave the protective covering on the CD so you dont catch anything.

Jeez, talk about a music lover.