Here Today... Gone To Hell!

I'd estimate that I have an erection for most of the day. When I am in motion it's usually not erect but sitting or lying down, it's always erect. I am also very sensitive. Simply the words "lesbian," "ass," or "butt" will make me pitch a tent.

As I get older I doubt ED will ever be a problem.?

i have an erection right now.

man, that could be akward on a date... :p

sitting there talking about music and/or, say, axl rose... then suddenly she notice's your boner.. hehe...


im not like that at all... i need something more than words... fantasy works!  : ok:

whats ED? the problem with erection getting older?

most of your threads are stupid, but this one deffinetly takes the cake.

Thanks for sharing.

ED is erectile disfunction.

As for being on a date...unless someone stares at your crotch, it'd be hard to spot a boner.

That kinda depends...   :hihi:

I need to wear jeans. Kakis or formal wear doesn't work for me. You can see right through it and spot 'lil Axl at full attention.

'lil Axl?.... tmi   :no:

Yeah..what's tmi?

Too much info....   :-X

:rofl: I don't think I've laughed so hard at a thread in my life before! Even the Ass thread didn't make me laugh as much as this one!

But seriously... dude... "li'l Axl"? :rofl: TMI TO THE MAX!!!

I call my peepee Big Axl cuz hes a big one? :hihi:

Wait no, i call it Fortus.

I used to call it spike but renamed it "lil Axl" in the early 90s when I became a huge GN'R fan.

Why "li'l" though? IS there somethin' you ain't tellin' us? :hihi:

As humongo as "lil Axl" may be, he still is far smaller than the real one.

I wish I wasn't so immature, because I'm cracking up at the concept of naming 'it' "l'il Axl."

I dunno about you guys but if a girl here sees an erection you are bound to get lucky.  ;)

same here !!  :rofl: :rofl:

Blimey this thread still open i thought it would have turned really crude but its remained quite sensible in a way well done. ED is something i have never suffered with (yet) its normally the other way round but thats as far as im going with this

Funny how in ED commercials the couple are always in their 30s--and thery're not old geezers...

Thats an um.....amazing fact R.N.  Thanks for enlightening us : ok:

Is he calling Axl a dick?? Oh wait it's the other way round. Well, it's different......

now if i said something like this it would be deleted right away.
WHO CARE'S !
an im one to bitch huh.how cum this gats play then an not deleted? :rant: !


do you really need me telling you guys everytime i get wet ?
exactly my piont !

It would be sort of weird if a woman said she had an erection......

Use Your Erection II.

Niiiiiiice Richard... :hihi:

Im gonna go take care of "Little Richard" now. See you fuckers later.

Don't leave the crusty socks lying around the house for your mom to pick up.

You use socks?!  That's just nasty, dude.  You must get through so many - unless you've used the same sock twice.. :nervous:


This thread's funny, leave it alone.

You know that you have crusty socks all over your room dude... : ok: :no:

U may not have ED but from the sound of that last line u suffer from LDS..........


Little Dick Syndrome : ok: :hihi:

cant you describe Axl's face if he will see this topic  :rofl: :rofl: :hihi:

Hmmm... Axl, being the cool mofo he is would probably just chuckle a li'l bit and smirk... ALTHOUGH in his head he's probably thinking "good fucking god what fuckin' weirdos!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

'Lil Axl's face? It's pink, bald and has a 'lil hole, covered in red pubes. 

hi hi :rofl:

Oh well, so much for that....

this is why i hate ED !
my b/f has it and doesn't do anything about it.no pills nothing just accepts it.well i don't accept it at all.that's why im going out an haven all kinds of sex without him.he is a boring old fuck that doesn't fuck.

I hope he reads that. :hihi:

You spoke too soon, I think the partys just getting started.

Wise words from disco stu. 8)


No way dude, it's gotta be bogroll.  There's something seriously creepy about using socks, imo.

 I use tee shirts,.lol, then throw them out .Sock arent how should I say , they dont have enough coverage?

yew, fuck, shit, crap, beurk, i have gave birth to a boy, does it mean i'll have to clean spermed out socks/T's ? :confused:

jesus havnt you guys learnt use your bed quilt give it two months and it will be like a rubix cube? :hihi:

dont you guys have tissues :no:


bit of topic but here we go.

one of my friends told me a story of one sunday afternoon he was in his bedroom under the duvet having a wank and when he finished he lited the duvet of his head and on his bedside cabinet was a cup of hot tea that wasnt here when he started  :rofl:

So fu_nny and so embarassing !!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Tissues and bogroll are the same thing. :P

That story was class!

THat was  a funny story , , but at the same time I could imagine the embaresment of it .lol

omg were 's the world cuming too.crusty spermed socks omg !
useing them twice lol.ssswwweeeeewww that's to much to take in right now.my stoumach is upset now.the story was funny about the tea not being there lol.but it's kinna freaked out useing sockz for spem catchers lol.what happened to tissues lol.

WTF!? Do people not knock the door nowadays!!? :rofl:

12 years from now...let the countdown begin!  : ok: :beer:

well, i have to teach him how to do his own laundry, FAST :hihi:

 :rofl:  My oldest son is 11 so I better move faster!

I can cut a diamond, that's all that's need to be said

Does he spend a long time in the bathroom? Does he take your Cosmopolitan magazines in with him? May be too late...

never heard that saying before whats it mean

Well, a diamond is the only thing hard enough to cut another diamond, get it?  ;)

Caught furiously masturbating, eh?

Are you Ricky Gervais?

motherfucker is that a Ricky Jervais joke he told me it as if it had happened to him

You never know, it may well have done.

It's a bit that Ricky Gervais does on one of his standup shows, Animals I think, about some guy he knows.

I heard a version of it with headphones instead.

omg the visuals im getting.my eyes my eyes lol.i can never look at a sock the same way now.

could be messing if you accidently put the sock on after :o

Yeah, the Gervais version. And I'm pretty sure that it was milk and cookies.

thats annoyed me i hate it when people copy comedians like that to make out its their own experience :rant:

I think it's a bit of an urban myth or something.

aaawww puutin the sock on oooohhhh noooo grooossssSSSS '

a bit like the one of the boy wanking in his bedroom realised at moment of climax he didnt have any tissue (or socks) ran to the bathroom opened the door and shot his load over his mum sitting on the toilet??

 :no: :nervous: :confused: not a good urban myth

No, but certainly my new favourite!

I think in general Americans use "socks" and the British use "toilet role" (You can tell which is the smarter nationality ?:hihi:) because I've never heard of anyone using a sock before.

its is known in England as a Cock Sock

 :rofl: Oh fucks sake!

 :hihi:  No, he doesn't.  I'll have to pay attention to that though!  ;)

Seems abit messy to me doing it in a sock.

Now a "Posh Wank" now that's..... interesting ?:hihi:

... Only if it's been bought in a pub toilet, why waste a perfectly good condom that was earnt through good honest embarrasment over the counter.

yeah ur threads are always stupid.. (for example the richard nixon appreciatoin thread, that u were the only person who posted something on it  :hihi:) but this rocks! lol

lmfao  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

now thats a classic line

classic ''cock sock''
omg again with the omg !
laughing so hard i fell off my computer chair !

socks make excellent make shift jizz rags, plus they slide over so well.. No startch needed..

Just make sure you dont have a flog under the covers and then fall asleep, You could wake up stuck to the sheets. cos this one time....  :hihi:    just kidding

HAHAHA -- This should almost be merged with the masturbation thread, man I want to re-birth that one.? :)


P.S... Little Axl:

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woweee i like that stuff !
nice an big huh.if they were all that big i get more dick lol. :love:lol.

Horsey, you're a shit lesbian.

hey i like a big dick sorry.specially one's bent upwards lol. ;)

I'm really sorry... but I think this is the one time when smileys say it all: :o :drool: :drool: :love:

were's the beef lol.

I dont think a guy should be wearing spandex with that package but thats just me.

you know i didn't know it could strech like dat lol.spandax that is lol.i know what you thought lol.

I can't actually stop staring at that pic.... :hihi: :drool:

wouldnt it make you eyes water having something that size in you i mean fuck it would be nearly out you mouth by the time you got all the way on :nervous:

God, I just spilled my coffee!  Thats hillarious ;D

Mmmmmmmmm.... ;)

Death by the cock.. :nervous:

The scary thing is it doesnt even look erect. Might as well practice with squashes if your gonna use that thing.

Yeh so true. So funny

"I have a FAT BONER right now"

HAHA -- I just put that picture there to be almost ignored.  It has to be fake?!  .... I hope.   :nervous:

ha ha i thought steroids made you smaller lol. :nervous:

*cough*ithastobefakeithastobe*cough*

Seriously though.  Its in a "funny picture" section... it HAS to be fakkkeeeeeeeee

OMG!!!!!!!!  Ouch :o

I didnt think you'd mind, They would find out about your huge package soon...
Just remember, dont give you your address, and evrything will be O.K

No thank you!...   :nervous: