Here Today... Gone To Hell!

God I am so f***ked off!  I've been on a friggin photo shoot all f***kin afternoon with a f**kin pervy photographer.  He spent the whole f**kin time trying to get into my pants and boring me senseless with his sleazy f**kin double entendre, "I want you on your back babe" he fuckin said.  Dipshit, I'm friggin professional and trying to do my job, its hard enough to stand (or lie) there with next to nothin on without some piss ant sleaze ball subjecting you to their disgusting diatribe.  BTW if anyone has an Uzi I'd like to borrow it to shoot the bastard.  I should have bitch slapped the friggin jerk off!  Whoops.......sorry for all the swearing and shit (oops sorry :no:)

Sounds like a shit day at the office :(

Try enjoy the rest of the day and forget about that perv.

That guy's an asshole.

Listen Melrose, I'm sorry I pissed you off today! ?Oh yeah, about that facial I recommended you get...it was makeup I tell you, makeup!! ?Listen, let's have a better day tomorrow! ?:peace: ? ?;D

How the f**k did you know I had a facial this morning (seriously!)  Tommorrow can only get better, this afternoon has been the pits.

i met some like him, i sympathise hun..

groupug  :-*

... He says, at half ten at night.

PrettyTiedUp, you should have just acted like you were comming on to him. You know. Bit o' drooling. And then chip him off. It would have been better.

Melrose ain't in our time zone ;)

That guy was a complete pervert.  I dont think giving him any idea that I was interested in any way (other than kicking his balls in) was a good idea.  He would have only been encouraged to more sleaziness.  I think I'm an hour on the clock from you btw its 11.22pm here

Err... Yeah she is, you fool!

You're not an hour on TiedUp, we share mean time, but the dude posted at half ten.

What fools you both are!

Ah well her profile is wrong, currently says : 16-08-2006, 18:32:31

Read her profile fool. I don't know the girl so can only go with what I read. ;)

Unless he had a gun to you head you could of left anytime. And you don't have to get photographed by one pacific person.

(Shh, that's because she can't tell the time.

And I don't know her. I just pay attention in class.)

I'm not in class that often but I'll take your word for it.

Aww hun that sucks... fuckin' pervy photographer. You shoulda kicked him in the nuts!! Its what I woulda done!
I woulda been like "Hey! Quit with the fuckin double entendres and do your fucking job properly!!"

well it depends on the mood I was in at the time... if I was in a calmer mood than that, I woulda been like this: "Excuse me, I'm not very comfortable with all of your double entendres and I would appreciate it if you would stop so that we can both do our jobs properly. Are you a professional or just some sleazy guy with a camera who calls himself a photographer in an underhanded way to attempt to get laid? If its the latter, you can bet your bottom dollar that its not working, nor will it ever work, so just shut up, get your camera, and lets take some fuckin' decent professional photographs!"

If I was in a really shit-but-calm mood, I'd get up, get dressed, and walk out.

If I was in an insanely happy mood, I'd just get on with it.

If I was in a really angry mood anyway, I'd be like: "Hey! Wouldja shut the FUCK UP with your ASSHOLE double entendres, because if you DON'T, then I'm gunna fucking report you to your fucking company because you are OUT OF FUCKING ORDER and I'm not gunna fucking take it!! You deserve to have your nuts ripped from your body with a pair of pliers and then stomped on! ... Actually, ya know what, FUCK this! You're a complete fucking asshole, so I'm gunna go home, and tomorrow, I'll have a photoshoot with a photographer who doesn't make cuntish double entendres! *flips bird, gets dressed, flips bird again and stomps out*"

If I was in a really sad and depressed mood, I'd be like: "Please can you stop that, I'm really not in the mood... I'm finding this difficult enough as it is, and I would really appreciate it if you'd just get on with it and be professional... *tear*"


... and there be every scenario I can think of...

well models get the photographer they deserve :)

our models have no trouble with our studio.

Actually I dont think I got the photographer I deserved!? :no:? He's the first one Ive had problems with for a long time.? And the one I was supposed to have didnt make it so this guy was a stand in.? Maybe Ive taken this the wrong way but you seem to be implying that maybe Im a slut who deserves a sleazeball?? In which case you know what you can do with yourself dont you!

Everyone else, thanks a lot.? I normally dont let shit get to me but, I was feeling a bit sicky all day and was a little extra sensitive to crap you know.? SkynrdGirl, Im taking you to the next photoshoot I have with a sleazeball!!! :yes:
All those responses bypassed my brain!? I should have walked out really but, I'd been paid to do the job so I carried it through.? That's what a professional does (I think).? Anyway, I've only got another couple of jobs lined up and then I'm taking a pregnancy break.? I hate being photographed while I'm showing.? Thanks for the shoulder :'(

I didn't realize you had already gotten paid for the gig...otherwise my first thought was just leave...just try an learn something from the situation...instead of putting all your energy into being offended...he probably sensed that he was getting you wound up at the shoot, hence he kept it up allll day long...realize that he isn't the first photographer that you will meet like that and he won't be the last.
I'm not saying it's easy but you gotta try to appear unaffected by his remarks, learn to "go to a happy place" in your mind,  keep your ipod on\nose in a book, whatever-- during down time so no communication can take place...more than likely he won't be getting any payoff and \or getoff if he sees no reaction...If he was a stand in for someone else, I would mention it to the original photographer assigned to the shoot...maybe he uses this guy regularly as a stand in and he treats other models with the same lack of professionalism... it is better you tell the person who is paying him to stand -- you get enough complains and this guy will stop getting jobs...

i dont understand .... if your job is such a pain in the ass that you have to " learn to go to a happy place in your mind" when you work >> change job.

photographers are always nice
there are like 20 people around during a studio shoot, nothing happens, with the amount of money studio rent and film cost people don't fool around during shoot.
models are usually happy about their jobs. they're certainly not the center of attention there, money is.

ps: i didnt mean anything mean, melroseplace, PEACE

I'd be happy to go with you to the next photoshoot ya have with a sleazeball. Good to give moral support, and to kick the nuts of those who deserve!

How comes you hate being photographed while you're showing? Just a curious question... IMO if I was pregnant and a model, I would do just a couple of photoshoots while showing... just for the sake of portfolio diversity. And probably also because I'm a raging attention whore and I love professional photoshoots... :hihi: So... on a second thought if you brought me along to a photoshoot, I'd probably end up demanding my own photoshoot... :rofl:

I have a couple of pics from last pregnancy and believe me seeing my ass that huge I dont need t relive :crying:? I just feel very self conscious when pregnant you know.? Most of the time it doesnt bother me being naked its part of the job. I just dont like the big round tum and fat ass part of pregnancy.? Usually I get real good photographers and assistants who are very professional and really help you through the shoot, I just drew unlucky last time.? Ive over it now (though I'd still like to kick his balls in).? I did complain to the agency who have assured me that he wont be working with me again.? And yeah, you're a good lookin girl you should have your own photoshoot, every girl should have one.? Its an experience and a half!