Here Today... Gone To Hell!

before she left there was this heatwave.and this guy was oding and she saved his life.then she left for cali on her trip.only to see this guy jump out of a thirty  story building.going splat right in front of her !
omg she has so many strange things happen to her.well she brought me home a t-shirt from cali with a wild story behind it.wierd world we are in huh.

omg what the fuck r u talking bout this is sum crazy shit u r talkin i have no idea of what you mean.  :-\

Was the guy that jumped wearing the shirt she gave you???  :nervous:

that is some weird shit.

no  it wasn't that hard to read come on now.i was comparing that she had some strange things happen all in one week.how often does a guy jump out a window ?
does that seem like the norm im thinkin not.and if no one can understand my post's it's not worth it.i mean this friend really has some stories behind her all the time.just plain wierd im saying.that someone jumps out of a building right in front of you.is all im saying.not much to read into there.i think sometimes you people would like to read way to much into what i post.like there's some real reason i posted it or something.not much more then conversation remember that conversation.geeezzzee what to become of this then.

So he like hit the ground within feet of her? that must be a little nauseating to say the least. :-\

What did it sound like when he hit the ground? Splat? Crack? Pop?

I speak many languages, let me attempt to translate her message into a few and see if it makes sense:

Lets try "Redneck First":
befo'e she lef' thar was this hyar heatwave.an' this hyar guy was odin' an' she saved his life.then she lef' fo' cali on her trip.only t'see this hyar guy jump outta thirty sto'y buildin'.gwine splat right in front of her ! Fry mah hide! omg she has so menny peekoolyar thin's happen t'her.fine she brought me home a t-shirt fum cali wif a wild sto'y behind it.wierd wo'ld we is in huh.

If that still doesn't work for you, lets try "Jive":
befo'e she left dere wuz dis heatwave.and dis dude wuz odin' and she saved his life.den she left fo' cali on ha' trip. Jes hang loose, brud.only t'see dis dude jump out uh a dirty sto'y buildin'.goin' splat right in front uh ha' ! Right on! omg she gots so many funky din's happen t'her. Ah be baaad...well she brought me crib some t-shirt fum cali wid some wild sto'y behind it. Man!wierd wo'ld we is in huh. Lop some boogie.

Still nothing? How about "Cockney":
before she left there were this 'eatwave.and this lad were odin' and she Chas'n'Daved 'is life.ffen she left for cali on 'er trip.only ter see this lad jump out of a firty story buildin'.gahn splat right in front of 'er ! omg she 'as so many strange fings 'appen ter her.well she brought me 'ome a t-shirt from cali wiv a wild story behind it.wierd world we are in 'uh.

We're about out, but I'm not giving up. Lets try Elmer Fudd:
befowe she weft thewe was this heatwave.and this guy was oding and she saved his wife.then she weft fow cawi on hew twip.onwy to see this guy jump out of a thiwty stowy buiwding.going spwat wight in fwont of hew ! omg she has so many stwange things happen to hew.weww she bwought me home a t-shiwt fwom cawi wif a wiwd stowy behind it.wiewd wowwd we awe in huh

Down to 2, one has to it. "Swedish Chef":
beffure-a she-a lefft zeere-a ves thees heetvefe-a.und thees gooy ves oodeeng und she-a sefed hees leeffe-a.zeen she-a lefft fur celee oon her treep.oonly tu see-a thees gooy joomp oooot ooff a thurty stury booeelding.gueeng splet reeght in frunt ooff her ! oomg she-a hes su muny strunge-a theengs heppee tu her. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!vell she-a bruooght me-a hume-a a t-shurt frum celee veet a veeld stury beheend it. Um de hur de hur de hur.veeerd vurld ve-a ere-a in hooh.

OK last one, this has to work:
bef'e she left dehe was dis heatwabe.and dis guy was odigg 'n she sabid his life.den she left f' cali on heh trip.on to see dis guy dgump out of a dirty fayree tale buildigg.goigg splat rite in front of heh ! Doihh, COOL! omg she has so many strange diggs happen t' heh.webuhll she brought me home a t-shirt from cali wid a wild fayree tale behind it.wiehd world webuh are in huh.

Thats it, the ever popular "Moron"

gee thankz i couldn't have said it better.looks like you summed it up some huh.asshole !
she said he was twitching an shit on the ground,not something you want to see happen.

so the guy jumped because she stole his t-shirt ? that's unusual.

Are you saying Odin saved his life? That's quite a story you've got there! : ok:

no i was getting at.you know when someone goes away and you say all i got was this t-shirt.thats what that was hirt thing.had nothing to do with him jumping out the window.but prolly cause of this web site lol.people not understand killz me (laughing loud ) !



no OD  ing like dieing aaahhh drat im giving up this for another hobby i think lol.people people just read the damm thing not very hard.i don't use big words ok.like hooked on phonics lol.pretty simple.god damm i understand this fine an don't think i can go on like this much longer lol.maybe i should tape my fingers up so i can't type lol.or better just shut the frig up then i think i will lol.before i get carried away with myself geezzzeee !

In related news, massive amounts of tape are being purchased by the HTGTH community world wide and being overnited to the Philadelphia, PA region of the U.S.A.

my *home* town of Aix en Provence is twin-citywith Philly ! crazaye !

Go with that one.

I always wondered what Yoda would sound like if he was really fucked up.

 :rofl:


Poor horsey. I thought she only sounded like that when she was drunk...  :no: bt geez, she cnt b drunk all da time.

ah but yes a can be drunk as mant times as i want lol.this is my own doing so that i can't forgive myself (yeah allright nigga whatever lol).keep the faith im drunk alot more then you know little children '

They would have to implement a 28 hour day for you to be drunk more often than we think.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Anyways...

That is some messed up shit. If some guy landed in front of me after jumping out of a window, I'd be traumatized.

nothing surprize's this girl.her life is one big crazy soap opera lol.

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