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Off Topic => The Jungle => Topic started by: RichardNixon on August 09, 2006, 02:26:12 PM



Title: I've just been fired...
Post by: RichardNixon on August 09, 2006, 02:26:12 PM
For sleeping on the job, working nights...

Oh well, job sucked anyway...


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Markus Asraelius on August 09, 2006, 02:29:52 PM
That's too bad. I'm sure my work has an opening available.


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: MCT on August 09, 2006, 02:30:19 PM
Way to go... : ok:


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: miss bomb on August 09, 2006, 02:36:55 PM
congrats! ive been fired 3 times now. its so liberating  ;D


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Evolution on August 09, 2006, 02:42:07 PM
At least you got some snooze out of it.


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: pasnow on August 09, 2006, 02:48:14 PM
Keep your head up.. Maybe it'll work out better for you in the end.  : ok:


Good Luck,


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Lara on August 09, 2006, 03:06:12 PM
Don't worry! Try to think possitive  :)
Every end is a new beginning.


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on August 09, 2006, 03:27:48 PM
oh man !

was it a funny moment when your boss came and woke you up ? ;)


ok i know it's not funny, sorry.


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: SuperMike on August 09, 2006, 04:04:57 PM
damn, sorry to hear about that.


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Brody on August 09, 2006, 04:12:32 PM
shitty.. what kind of job was it?


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Neemo on August 09, 2006, 04:18:05 PM
Nixon fucked up again...go figure...some president :hihi:


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Chelle on August 09, 2006, 04:28:48 PM
I quit my last job, and didn't show up the last day of work because I had a really bad family situation to take care of... and, to be honest, my little part-time summer job was the last thing on my mind.? So anyway, when I called my manager to apologize for not coming in, she yelled at me and then hung up? ?:'(


Sorry, Nixon   :-*


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Elrothiel on August 09, 2006, 04:46:58 PM
Aww hey, no worries! Keep your chin up, and take a break! Yea you don't have as much cash as before, but hey, you got enough to take a couple weeks break and then look for another job... a better job! One that isn't night-shift! Night shift jobs SUCK ASS and fuck up your sleeping patterns...

Hope your next job is better! : ok:


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Mom on August 09, 2006, 04:55:40 PM
Did at least you go out with a bang after they gave you the boot? What Would Axl Do?


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Chelle on August 09, 2006, 04:57:02 PM
What Would Axl Do?


 :rofl:


I want that on a T-shirt...


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Elrothiel on August 09, 2006, 05:01:59 PM
What Would Axl Do?


 :rofl:


I want that on a T-shirt...

Oy! *I* want that on a t-shirt!! : ok:


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: MCT on August 09, 2006, 05:29:40 PM
Did at least you go out with a bang after they gave you the boot?

You gotta be careful though, you go out with too big a bang and you're liable to get banged back...


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: anythinggoes on August 09, 2006, 05:33:46 PM
i wish my work place would fire me as it would give me the kick up the arse i need to take a different route but they wont plus what other job would let you be on a GNR website most of the day when your not busy (except Jarmos)


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: jarmo on August 09, 2006, 05:42:38 PM
i wish my work place would fire me as it would give me the kick up the arse i need to take a different route but they wont plus what other job would let you be on a GNR website most of the day when your not busy (except Jarmos)

I don't have a job because I was fired too....

 :nervous:


/jarmo


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: anythinggoes on August 09, 2006, 05:44:08 PM
i wish my work place would fire me as it would give me the kick up the arse i need to take a different route but they wont plus what other job would let you be on a GNR website most of the day when your not busy (except Jarmos)

I don't have a job because I was fired too....

 :nervous:


/jarmo

and the punchline is


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: RichardNixon on August 09, 2006, 09:02:27 PM
I worked with the mentally ill, overnight residential counselor. It's not just the lack of income, it's a real blow to your ego. I wish I could just be like Clint Eastwood and ride around in the dessert and shoot bad guys all day.


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: BLS-Pride on August 09, 2006, 09:39:54 PM
I worked with the mentally ill, overnight residential counselor. It's not just the lack of income, it's a real blow to your ego. I wish I could just be like Clint Eastwood and ride around in the dessert and shoot bad guys all day.

Who says you cant? Rent a horse and a gun and have fun. You owe it to yourself.


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: the dirt on August 09, 2006, 10:38:32 PM
I worked with the mentally ill, overnight residential counselor. It's not just the lack of income, it's a real blow to your ego. I wish I could just be like Clint Eastwood and ride around in the dessert and shoot bad guys all day.

Who says you cant? Rent a horse and a gun and have fun. You owe it to yourself.

Or just buy the gun and steal the horse at gunpoint and have fun. yeehaa!


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Mom on August 09, 2006, 10:40:17 PM
Grand Theft Thoroughbred


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: the dirt on August 09, 2006, 10:46:17 PM
Get a lasso while you're at it for some kicks  :D

(http://www.uwgb.edu/univcomm/photoblog/images/05competition/lasso.jpg)


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: SLCPUNK on August 09, 2006, 11:57:51 PM
My boss is a complete slave driver, egomaniac, nutcase who is always looking at my wife's ass............




Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: AUSTRALIAN_TSUNAMI on August 10, 2006, 01:56:31 AM
My boss is a complete slave driver, egomaniac, nutcase who is always looking at my wife's ass............




dude i wouldn't take that, does your wife work there too? there always other jobs! you only got one wife!, stupid laws lol.


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Shirell on August 10, 2006, 03:16:37 AM
Something else will turn up, but sleeping on the job is not the best idea.  Best of luck


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: SLCPUNK on August 10, 2006, 04:03:14 PM
My boss is a complete slave driver, egomaniac, nutcase who is always looking at my wife's ass............




dude i wouldn't take that, does your wife work there too? there always other jobs! you only got one wife!, stupid laws lol.

I am self employed...........


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Timothy on August 10, 2006, 04:05:44 PM
My boss is a complete slave driver, egomaniac, nutcase who is always looking at my wife's ass............




dude i wouldn't take that, does your wife work there too? there always other jobs! you only got one wife!, stupid laws lol.

I meet Slc boss once . The guy grabed my ass like ten times in five minutes.


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: pasnow on August 10, 2006, 05:05:32 PM
It's not just the lack of income, it's a real blow to your ego.

Yeah, I understand what you mean.. I was laid off in May of '04 & it took a while to find work. I'd send out about 5 resumes a week (only to jobs I wanted & was qualified for) and would get about 1 interview a month.

It took me about 7 months to find work, and in talking to former co-workers, that seemed about the norm. So be? prepared. We collected unemployement, but because I wouldn't drive to work (gas$) and eat out for lunch ($$) I really didn';t miss the money that much. Just started to question myself & the choices I made in life. So yeah, it can bring you down. There were days I didn't want to get out of bed.. You really kinda need to find your own motivation, and myb realize there are some things about yourself you could change for the better (work ethic, positive attitude). I came across an ad in the newspaper want ads which read "You're the brain they'll brag about a year from now".

I still have the ad hanging in my bedroom.

My advice, take a road trip one day, just get away early on while you can... Next thing you know you may be working again..


Good Luck, : ok:


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Lord Kayoss on August 10, 2006, 05:09:07 PM
My boss is a complete slave driver, egomaniac, nutcase who is always looking at my wife's ass............




dude i wouldn't take that, does your wife work there too? there always other jobs! you only got one wife!, stupid laws lol.


I am self employeed...........

 :rofl:


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: D on August 10, 2006, 05:18:46 PM
That's too bad. I'm sure my work has an opening available.

I dont think Richard wants to manually masturbate Zoo animals though.... :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: The Hinge on August 10, 2006, 05:25:02 PM

Turn up to your old work with a gun and mow everyone down with it.  :smoking:


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Timothy on August 10, 2006, 05:28:12 PM
That's too bad. I'm sure my work has an opening available.

I dont think Richard wants to manually masturbate Zoo animals though.... :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:



And why the hell not ?


There is good money in that Plus you get to jack off zoo animals and your at the zoo.


hell sound like paradise to me.


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: AUSTRALIAN_TSUNAMI on August 10, 2006, 09:04:45 PM
My boss is a complete slave driver, egomaniac, nutcase who is always looking at my wife's ass............




dude i wouldn't take that, does your wife work there too? there always other jobs! you only got one wife!, stupid laws lol.

I am self employed...........

 :hihi:, i'll give you that one.


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Elrothiel on August 10, 2006, 10:10:29 PM

Turn up to your old work with a gun and mow everyone down with it. :smoking:

I used to have dreams about doing that during my school days... *le sigh de nostalgia* only it was a flamethrower... :hihi:


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Kujo on August 14, 2006, 03:37:21 PM

I meet Slc boss once . The guy grabed my ass like ten times in five minutes.

Me too. The S.O.B. had just eaten so I smelled like Calamari the rest of the day :no:


Title: Re: I've just been fired...
Post by: Jim on August 14, 2006, 08:12:23 PM
Thursday you sit in your room with the lights turned out. And you don't answer the door. Friday morning looks sunny and bright, like it's going to be a good day. And it would be if only you had a job.

Time is on your side, you're young,
Don't waste your time today.


... Err. Better?

 ;D