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I was thinking about this a lot.  We all work and have stressful jobs. 

What though would be the career choice that is unstressful?

I would have to say pornstar.

Seriously, what stress would they have?  Unless they fuck up the scene (pun intended) and the director says, "take 7"

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Can anyone name a job that is unstressful?

a pornstar has to be stressfull i mean if you're fucking all day, it will be hard to keep and arection all day without medical help, then if you have a relationship at home, the GF/BF wife/husband will want some lovin, its gotta pretty stressfull

Beech side Bartender in the Bahamas, preferably at an upscale resort.

Good money (both hourly and tips), room and board usually taken care of by the hotel, and...shit...you're mixing drinks in a fucking tropical paradise.  How much less stressful a job are you gonna get?

win the lottery :hihi:

every job has it's moments

Personally, I am a swimming teacher in a public swimming pool. It's a cool job.

A good friend of mine is a mountain guide in the Alps. He has a lot of fun.

I hope that helps.

If you have a job that is unstressful, then it offers you no challenges, so what's the point?

No stress.............

Hmmmmm - if my blood pressure keeps rising, I may need to quit my current job and now I know what job to look for!  ;D

I met a retired dentist who bartended at a ski resort during the season. He liked to chill and talk to people.............

tv commercial director.

If you enjoy your job then there's your answer.

There isn't one position that will suite everyone, it just depends what you enjoy, and if you enjoy your job regardless of what it is then it won't be stressful.

Used car salesman.  No, bank manager!  Yeah that's it. :yes:

I want the crocidile hunters job, i love animals, and then get paid to travel around the world, sure, it may be stressful at times with being so busy, but it'd be a hell of a lot of fun!

Attendant at a Jet Ski rental shop in a vacation resort (Carribean, Mediteranean, etc). ? : ok:

gnronline webmaster

you get paid to do no updates for 4 years :hihi:

I always wondered about this and to me, the job that's got to be the most relaxing job EVER is :

matress/ bed tester

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Paid to sleep !!!!!

Massage Therapy seems like a relaxing job.

here's a link on the healthiest/relaxing jobs: http://wlb.monster.com/articles/tenhealthiest/

"Medical help" my ass. Those guys use bootleg viagra and cocaine to keep hard. Even then, it's hard to keep it up when there are 20+ people watching and filming you, and you have to deal with the extreme looseness of the women. There is very little money in porn, especially to straight guys. There's also the risk of disease. Not AIDS much so, since that's tested for heavily, but "old school" diseases like gonorrea or syphilis.

Not that I would know, my buddy, uh, Fred told me all this.   ;D

Travel Channel workers........my god they go around all over the world and film and get to enjoy the areas.  Samantha Brown is my favorite if any of you have ever watched her.  Her Passport to Europe series rocks all! And that Great Hotels show she does...they pay for her to stay in an awesome ass hotel for night.  Very very stressfree.

Have you seen the woman that goes around to different restaurants and samples cuisine?

That'd be fun ;D

Being a Blue Peter presenter would be pretty badass as well.

Nah, you'd have to go to far too many fetes. Plus children are just horrible, and they would make up 80% of your human interaction!

I'll go for Tom Hanks' job,

in Big.

I always thought being a fishing guide would not be stressful, boring thou.

The person who does all the moves for special effects in movies and games while wearing that suit with points on it that are picked up on a computer screen... that'd be pretty cool, your actions get put into games and movies! ;D

Hmm... album cover designer/artist would be a pretty cool job too!

Or Food Critic!! :hihi: You get paid to eat at fancy restaurants!

tons of factors to consider.

but a career as an actuary is a great choice.

remember, some key factors for low stress are job security, pay, job demands (hours, deadlines, etc.), and work environment. 

Yea that's why I said the jobs I said....

The special effects suit job... well I'm pretty sure that ain't a 9-5 thing, I'm also pretty sure you get paid a decent amount, if you're good at it, you keep it, and the hours can't be that bad except for maybe a couple days when they want you in at 5AM or somethin' like that... and then you can go home and chill! The environment probably ain't that bad either!

Album cover designer/artist is actually probably more stressful... because you have to take into account that the band might want several changes, and stuff like that (artist's block... etc), but its a pretty cushy job aside from that... you can work at home, take breaks whenever you want, have a cuppa whenever you want... all the commissioner wants is for you to finish it by a certain deadline!

Food critic... can't be that hard. You go to a fancy restaurant most nights to eat, you go home, you write about whether or not you liked the food, the service, everything, and you hand it into the editors and they stick it in the paper/magazine/website that you work for... only stressful thing about it is if you notice your waist expanding!! :rofl: And that's easily remedied... just go to the gym/do 500 sit ups a night! ;D

I forgot!, moderator. Hands down. The pay rules and you don't have to do fucking anything.

As far as the green suit job goes, I would hazzard a guess that the people that do that aren't full time, as with movies they will probably just hire actors or, you know, mimes or the sort to play different parts.

Coroner.

What the hell would be considered a bad day? Someone comes back to life?

September 12th?

It seems depressing. You'd always be reminded of your mortality. But if you don't have a problem with death and sadness, then it'd probably be a very stressless job. ?:beer:

and if you are nekrofile....

unstressfull job? are there really? unless you make a living of ebay...

As one who majored in it, do NOT pick journalism.  It helped cause my premature balding.

sperm donor ?

Corpse.