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Title: Fun story about life colliding once with a single mom Post by: Sin Cut on July 27, 2006, 08:45:02 AM So this is supposed to be fun, at least that's how I see it.
Anyway I went out once with a 31-year old single mom, a blond, she looked ok I guess, but seemed a bit of loose in that end that's over her shoulders. I think this story comfirms it. Anyway she was calling me and once I was asleep and the second time I was listening to my friend when he was telling me about his break up (been together 8 years so sometimes he felt bad, but no second thoughts tho). The third time the s/m (single-mom) called me when I was at the party and told her that I was having a good time with some friends. I think that hit a screw loose. and went she went totally, bizarry, haywire she sms'd me mostly calling me a dickhead (and giving a good laugh to all of my friends) finally she called me. BC: "Hey there!" S/M: "U fucking lying cunt, ALL MEN ARE THE SAME!!! You're just after pussy! But guess what, you ain't gonna get it here!!!" BC (me): "What, ok..." S/M "I respect myself more than that you idiot! And you just want pussy, but I ain't gonna give, call someone else! I know you guys don't think with your brain but with your penis!" (yup that's the word she used) BC: "*laugh* first of all stop being such a hypocrite, it takes two to go down in action anyway and I'm not gay" :hihi: S/M: "I know your kind, you just abuse young girls 'cos your self-esteem is shit!!" BC: "Hey really cool down, I think you should, like, lay down and maybe get some diapam or two, and for you anyway it's good idea to sign in a mental institute. Oh and what's this about abuse? It's not like sex is about some higher purpose or bonding together, you should actually try some once in a while and guess what, I won't volunteer!" S/M: "All you men are idiots you, dickhead, I'm older than you, I know things!!" (this was the best I" KNOW THINGS") BC: "Really, why then are you calling me a dickhead cos you happen to feel bad? it's a bit childish really, and hey don't make things this complicated, cos we both know you lack the capasity to sort it out anyway." S/M: "You're so idiot, never call me again!" *she hang up" Really it was her who called me. And sms'd me five time telling I'm a jerk and how much she values herself. It's a shortened version since really she was on the speaker and we listened her steam off for an hour Title: Re: Fun story about life colliding once with a single mom Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on July 27, 2006, 09:45:54 AM is it like a funny story of hotliners talking to customers ? i read some on the internet, they're funny. i didnt get yours tho :(
Title: Re: Fun story about life colliding once with a single mom Post by: Sin Cut on July 27, 2006, 10:12:18 AM no, it's about a person I've met once going crazy 'cos I didn't invite her along to a party and/or spending the evening with her.
Title: Re: Fun story about life colliding once with a single mom Post by: kaasupoltin on July 27, 2006, 10:39:46 AM S/M: "All you men are idiots you, dickhead, I'm older than you, I know things!!" (this was the best I" KNOW THINGS") Hhahhahahhaa that's fucking hilarious :hihi: Title: Re: Fun story about life colliding once with a single mom Post by: Elrothiel on July 27, 2006, 10:53:46 AM What a psycho! :rofl: "I KNOW THINGS".... yeeeeees ... :rofl:
Title: Re: Fun story about life colliding once with a single mom Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on July 27, 2006, 12:04:58 PM Ron Burgundy - "People know me"
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