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Title: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: dolphin on July 03, 2006, 04:38:04 PM
For example (and Jarmo can attest to this)

I really suck at geography.

I thought Sweden was near Antartica.

Seriously, I really do suck at Geography.  When I travel...I plan everything out and map it out before hand so I don't look like an idiot tourist when I arrive at my destination :hihi:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Rocksteady on July 03, 2006, 04:41:20 PM
I suck at skiing.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Timothy on July 03, 2006, 04:47:31 PM
Spelling and Grammer.Well basically writing in general.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: axlrosegnr on July 03, 2006, 04:49:57 PM
anything math related.....mostly Algebra....i am a complete idiot when it comes to that


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: ClintroN on July 03, 2006, 04:50:55 PM
sex :-X :-X


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Shirell on July 03, 2006, 04:51:21 PM
Navigating. ?I get lost if I have to go past the end of my street.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: ClintroN on July 03, 2006, 04:52:29 PM
sex :-X :-X


na fuck that, i suck at finding a girlfriend


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Jessica on July 03, 2006, 05:05:39 PM
I have to answer geo too, at school, i tried to find china and the headmistress said

" jessica, you will never find it on a map of europe"

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: journey on July 03, 2006, 05:13:55 PM
I'm lousy at locker combinations. I can't get them open for anything.

Some people have shouted, "learn how to drive!". So I guess I'm lousy at that too.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Mandy. on July 03, 2006, 05:20:17 PM
Art: Ceramics, painting, drawing, etc...

I just... CAN'T! I suck at it big time! I took Art lessons a while ago, but it was a disaster.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Captain P?l on July 03, 2006, 05:23:45 PM
oh god, thats a long list...

writing, drawing, talking (hell, i even come up with the english words for things before the norwegian comes up, if it ever comes to mind) spelling (kinda falls into the talking catagory) and picking up girls! HATE IT!

 : ok:

oh, assholes shouts at mee to Learn To Drive, asshole! those suckers


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: axl_rose_700 on July 03, 2006, 05:23:57 PM
I can't think of anything I particularly suck at, then again I don't excel at anything, I'm just average at everything


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: nycangel on July 03, 2006, 05:40:19 PM
math and drawing


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Evolution on July 03, 2006, 06:48:23 PM
Whistling and remembering important things.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: R4tfink on July 03, 2006, 07:04:26 PM
Burning through wood with my laser beam eyes. In fact, they dont work at all so non functional as opposed to Lousy...so why the fuck am i posting in this thread? :-\

Ok ill answer the question properly....





...Posting why stoned!  :smoking:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: 2NaFish on July 03, 2006, 07:58:45 PM
posting why stoned? (it strikes again)


errm, what am i bad at? i can't strike a ball with my left foot to save myself. tonight i had three fresh air shots. laughable they were. outside that, not much.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Captain P?l on July 03, 2006, 08:05:45 PM
oh, i forgot the nr. 1 thing P?l is lousy at... beeing on time and i have a memory like a goldfish...


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: J-Studham on July 03, 2006, 08:35:33 PM
geography :o


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Butch Français on July 03, 2006, 08:38:18 PM
remembering important stuff. unimportant stuff stick like glue though :hihi:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: mrlee on July 03, 2006, 08:39:56 PM
errr maths and most sports.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Jim on July 03, 2006, 08:45:42 PM
Spelling and Grammer.

Brilliant.

I can't remember names. I'm no good at listening to people when they're talking if I don't know them and if they're giving me instructions. Drawing. Kind of. I've been told that my writing is awful, but I like it, sometimes.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Kaybee on July 03, 2006, 08:46:41 PM
Reading maps. I. Just. Can't. Do. It.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: lald04 on July 03, 2006, 08:50:08 PM
I suck at taking things seriously.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: J-Studham on July 03, 2006, 08:50:36 PM
oh yeah, when ppl phone my house and i'm supposed to remember somethin to tell someone, I almost always forget :drool:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: lald04 on July 03, 2006, 10:50:12 PM
I also have trouble making eye contact with people, and sitting still in class.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Chelle on July 04, 2006, 12:50:07 AM
Remembering names...   :-[


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Verse Chorus Verse on July 04, 2006, 12:53:48 AM
Life.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: anythinggoes on July 04, 2006, 03:54:22 AM
My job ive been doing for ten years :hihi:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Brody on July 04, 2006, 04:14:43 AM
typing on the computer.. give me a pen and paper and my grammar is awesome but when I sit in front of a computer I lose all sense of it.. and use lots of !!! and ??? and ...


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Megaguns on July 04, 2006, 04:57:23 AM
typinmg


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Sin Cut on July 04, 2006, 06:16:47 AM
of letting people see the real me


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on July 04, 2006, 06:53:27 AM
erm. hard question

i suck at remembering things.

i suck at caring and understanding when something is serious.

i suck at getting all i needed at the grocery store


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: illusionone on July 04, 2006, 07:32:56 AM
Playing the guitar


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: MadmanDan on July 04, 2006, 09:53:28 AM
maths and non-competitive sports, like skiing or running


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Sakib on July 04, 2006, 10:00:25 AM
following instructions and everything thats apparently "common sense"


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on July 04, 2006, 10:05:24 AM
maths and non-competitive sports, like skiing or running

how are these sport non-competitive ?
running is like the essence of competition ....


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: jarmo on July 04, 2006, 10:27:14 AM
Finding a job, pretending to work, keeping my mouth shut, German, lying, acting, speaking in front of crowds....


Among other things.  ;D



/jarmo


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Mal Brossard on July 04, 2006, 10:35:11 AM
My problem is I'd say (and many of my friends agree) that I'm average to slightly above average in anything and everything.  There's nothing I really shine at, but also nothing I totally suck at either.

However, I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Neemo on July 04, 2006, 10:39:14 AM
i'm lousy at public speaking, saving money and sports

I have lots more too but those are things i can think of right now :hihi:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Danny Top Hat on July 04, 2006, 01:36:23 PM
Remembering names and dancing.  Really I suck at a lot of things but those are the first to spring to mind.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on July 04, 2006, 01:49:59 PM
My problem is I'd say (and many of my friends agree) that I'm average to slightly above average in anything and everything.  There's nothing I really shine at, but also nothing I totally suck at either.

However, I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse.

so in terms of making love to a man you're slightly above average?


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: the dirt on July 04, 2006, 01:53:59 PM
Math. I'm terrible.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on July 04, 2006, 03:09:35 PM
multi-tasking.  I can only concentrate deeply on one thing until I finish it.  And that means ignoring things like thirst, hunger, phone calls to the point where I'm dehydrated and really need to take a leak.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: R4tfink on July 04, 2006, 05:43:17 PM
posting why stoned? (it strikes again)


Intentional.  :-[


 :smoking:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Mal Brossard on July 05, 2006, 12:39:39 AM
My problem is I'd say (and many of my friends agree) that I'm average to slightly above average in anything and everything.  There's nothing I really shine at, but also nothing I totally suck at either.

However, I'm not sure if this is a blessing or a curse.

so in terms of making love to a man you're slightly above average?

Alright, alright.  I'm average in everything I've tried so far  :P.  I haven't tried that.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Aava on July 05, 2006, 01:11:07 AM
I?m lousy at admitting I?m wrong (?cause usually I?m not..  ;)), fixing cars and thinking positive about cats.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: jarmo on July 05, 2006, 07:14:02 AM
I?m lousy at admitting I?m wrong (?cause usually I?m not..? ;)),

I did not build your car! Stop blaming me for that!  >:(

 ;)


Remembering names and dancing. Really I suck at a lot of things but those are the first to spring to mind.

Oh yeah, might as well add dancing to my list too!  :hihi:




/jarmo


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Danny Top Hat on July 05, 2006, 07:18:09 AM
Were you also raised on air guitar and headbanging? :-\


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Where is Hassan Nasrallah ? on July 05, 2006, 07:33:08 AM
everybody dance now !


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: jarmo on July 05, 2006, 11:24:15 AM
Were you also raised on air guitar and headbanging? :-\


No, coffee and ABBA.

 :hihi:



/jarmo


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Elrothiel on July 05, 2006, 12:23:14 PM
I gotta say dancing too... :hihi:

And not talking in a half-British-half-American accent even though I am British... :rofl: Can't do it... sorry! :hihi:

And ironing... I HATE it! First time I ever ironed anything I burnt my finger! Fucking wankering iron! >:(


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: anythinggoes on July 05, 2006, 12:30:24 PM
wankering

ah i new word to add to my dictionary i like that it goes well with "cunting" used very frequently by me at work do portray my anger at certain items such as computers printer phones that dont stop ringing etc

another thing im useless at customer relations 


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Markus Asraelius on July 05, 2006, 12:39:52 PM
I'm bad at shopping. I'll spend 2 hours looking in wal-mart and realize there's nothing I want to buy.  :hihi:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Jim on July 05, 2006, 12:40:40 PM
Oh, and asking for help. I just struggle along.


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: D on July 05, 2006, 07:44:03 PM
dancing and Shoot em up video games. Im also lousy at keeping a job :hihi:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: mikegiuliana on July 05, 2006, 07:52:43 PM
math and drawing

sounds right to me... spelling too :hihi:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Elrothiel on July 06, 2006, 10:01:20 AM
dancing and Shoot em up video games. Im also lousy at keeping a job :hihi:

I'm lousy at GETTING a job in the first place! I like doing my own thing too much to want to work for anyone else... with those FUCKING STUPID HEALTH AND SAFETY RULES!! :rant:

... and obeying Health and Safety rules! :hihi:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Danny Top Hat on July 06, 2006, 10:32:43 AM
Health and safety is the new PC brigade.  Last year I was fined at my halls of residence for leaving a door propped open, leaving empty beer cans on the windowsill and having a grimey bathroom sink - all because of 'heath and safety' reasons.  They don't even tell you what the hell it has to do with health and safety (except for the door, which stops fires spreading when shut properly).  For the most part they just wanna drain as much money out of me as they can!


On Topic:  I enjoy drawing, but I am LOUSY at it. : ok:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: badapple81 on July 06, 2006, 11:45:47 AM
Dancing  :hihi:

Keeping my willpower for stuff like going to the gym etc

Golf - I cant make contact with the ball despite the fact that I can play other sports even like tennis just fine!

DIY stuff.. im gonna be a bad bad husband lol


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Elrothiel on July 06, 2006, 01:59:03 PM
Health and safety is the new PC brigade. Last year I was fined at my halls of residence for leaving a door propped open, leaving empty beer cans on the windowsill and having a grimey bathroom sink - all because of 'heath and safety' reasons. They don't even tell you what the hell it has to do with health and safety (except for the door, which stops fires spreading when shut properly). For the most part they just wanna drain as much money out of me as they can!


On Topic: I enjoy drawing, but I am LOUSY at it. : ok:

Get this... at some faggish Gateway to Work shit thing ages ago, we had to get a member of staff to open the window if we wanted it open. Like the lousy health and safety obeyer I am... I thought "Fuck this! I want the fucking window open!". It was lunchtime, so I strolled over to the window, unlocked the window, lifted up the bottom half (sash window), secured it properly, and casually sat on the windowsill with one leg propped up on the side, and the other resting on the floor inside. I was leaning against the side, and I ate my lunch.
Five minutes later... I'm still sitting there, quite safely, not falling out, not in any danger of falling out AT ALL... just eating my lunch, and a staffmember walks in, sees me, and in a panicked voice says "GET OFF THAT AND SHUT THE WINDOW!!!"

Now... this isn't in school time, I'm not getting paid for this, and I really couldn't give a shit. So I continue to sit there, only I take my left leg, which was casually resting on the floor, and I put it up on the sill to join my right leg, and I continue to eat my lunch.

They couldn't do anything about it... they uh... didn't have a leg to stand on figuratively! :hihi:

... so yes... I'm one hundred percent LOUSY at obeying rules that are one hundred percent stupid! ;D


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Sakib on July 06, 2006, 03:39:30 PM
Health and safety is the new PC brigade. Last year I was fined at my halls of residence for leaving a door propped open, leaving empty beer cans on the windowsill and having a grimey bathroom sink - all because of 'heath and safety' reasons. They don't even tell you what the hell it has to do with health and safety (except for the door, which stops fires spreading when shut properly). For the most part they just wanna drain as much money out of me as they can!


On Topic: I enjoy drawing, but I am LOUSY at it. : ok:

Get this... at some faggish Gateway to Work shit thing ages ago, we had to get a member of staff to open the window if we wanted it open. Like the lousy health and safety obeyer I am... I thought "Fuck this! I want the fucking window open!". It was lunchtime, so I strolled over to the window, unlocked the window, lifted up the bottom half (sash window), secured it properly, and casually sat on the windowsill with one leg propped up on the side, and the other resting on the floor inside. I was leaning against the side, and I ate my lunch.
Five minutes later... I'm still sitting there, quite safely, not falling out, not in any danger of falling out AT ALL... just eating my lunch, and a staffmember walks in, sees me, and in a panicked voice says "GET OFF THAT AND SHUT THE WINDOW!!!"

Now... this isn't in school time, I'm not getting paid for this, and I really couldn't give a shit. So I continue to sit there, only I take my left leg, which was casually resting on the floor, and I put it up on the sill to join my right leg, and I continue to eat my lunch.

They couldn't do anything about it... they uh... didn't have a leg to stand on figuratively! :hihi:

... so yes... I'm one hundred percent LOUSY at obeying rules that are one hundred percent stupid! ;D

you were lousy at keeping your legs shut? cool  :hihi:


Title: Re: Name something you are lousy at
Post by: Elrothiel on July 06, 2006, 05:28:58 PM
... actually no Sakib. I was leaning against the window pane, my right leg in front of me, my left leg also in front of me, just on the floor instead of on the sill. You could say that I was in a running position rotated anticlockwise by about 70 degrees...

although what you said is probably true as well... but only for one guy! :) :love: