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Title: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: RichardNixon on July 02, 2006, 08:36:45 PM
EDIT!

The crazy shit I post when I'm shit faced.

Spend time w/my dog...the perfect day!


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: SuperMike on July 02, 2006, 08:40:57 PM
I guess being rich and living in a big house with like a pool and a great big yard. It would be somewhere always warm.


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: RichardNixon on July 02, 2006, 11:46:46 PM
As for my first post, I think I'd like to add an Irish girl in there somewhere!  : ok:


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: journey on July 03, 2006, 01:18:52 AM
I find heaven in the simple things, like spending time with my loved ones, playing with my dogs, listening to music, etc... These things are routine, but they won't last forever. Knowing that makes it much more precious.


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: Sin Cut on July 03, 2006, 03:38:44 AM
It's hard to tell, I just broke up with my gf, or she broke up with me and now I feel I got my heaven on earth while cuddling on the couch, or being at the spa, just enjoying eachothers presence.

Sure I'd love to have some wild orgy and driving with a limo and getting girls but wait, I've done that. And eventually it wasn't even so special, all the other girls haven't helped me much of getting through the pain I feel. And for some twisted reason I like the pain, 'cos I'm still feeling.


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: -Jack- on July 03, 2006, 03:48:04 AM
I find heaven in the simple things, like spending time with my loved ones, playing with my dogs, listening to music, etc... These things are routine, but they won't last forever. Knowing that makes it much more precious.

I agree. Deep post


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: Lucky on July 03, 2006, 08:43:41 AM
I'd like to be the last man on earth.
nobody around. all alone.



Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: Sakib on July 03, 2006, 11:28:14 AM
The idea of heaven and the concept is far beyond anyones imagination.

My depiction of heaven will be a constant cricket match with aloo ghosht and pilau with peas.


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: makane on July 03, 2006, 11:46:53 AM
I'd like to be the last man on earth.
nobody around. all alone.


Me too. Seems like I have to... kill you.


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: Danny Top Hat on July 03, 2006, 01:33:50 PM
Isn't heaven a place full of fluffy clouds and naked chicks?  I wanna go there now! :crying:


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: axl_rose_700 on July 03, 2006, 04:19:39 PM
Isn't heaven a place full of fluffy clouds and naked chicks?? I wanna go there now! :crying:

I think you just added the naked chicks!


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: axlrosegnr on July 03, 2006, 04:51:44 PM
All I wanna do is have a place on a beach...I dont care how big, as ling as I can walk out my front door and be able to look at the ocean...preferably Florida


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: mrlee on July 03, 2006, 08:13:29 PM
lol well

mine is a huge festival full of every act i love.

also a reunited gnr performance 8)

also all the stars get a remake and magically turn young again and turn back into 25 year olds.


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: Kaybee on July 04, 2006, 07:48:42 AM
Heaven for me is spending time with the person I am in love with... but in heaven I would know for sure that he feels the same way about me.


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: Lucky on July 04, 2006, 08:10:32 AM
if everybody felt the same way about me as I feel about them, then everybody would hate me...


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: pebbles on July 11, 2006, 05:43:34 PM
lets say im the only girl left on earth and Axl Rose is the only man and i overdose him on viagra :yes:


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on July 11, 2006, 06:20:10 PM
Heaven on earth would be the ability to see all and know all (and I'm not talking about x-ray eyes to look through chicks' clothing...which I'd probably do for a while :) )

Seriously, being able to witness the formation of the universe, from every conceivable angle...to see the life cycles of stars, distant planets, the evolution of the universe, our world, plants, and man...how fucking cool would that be?  Being able to watch any and every human being's life from conception to death...the ultimate reality show.  You'd be sitting there, or standing watching from a few feet away saying (as nobody hears you) "O.J. you son of a bitch!  How could you?" 

I love information...and this would be my heaven.   :love:

PS:  "Axl!  Watch out!  It's Pebbles, and those blue pills she's giving you aint Flinstone Chewables!"


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: pebbles on July 11, 2006, 06:32:44 PM
cool axl4prez but I think that would be soo scary to be able to do that. :nervous:


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: Axl4Prez2004 on July 11, 2006, 06:41:06 PM
cool axl4prez but I think that would be soo scary to be able to do that. :nervous:

Yes...it's always scary at first to see what's behind the Wizard's curtain.  ;)
I just love observing people and their actions.  Finding out all the whys and hows would eventually lead to the what ifs,
Just think of all the fallacies you'd be crushing.  Just think of all the injustices and hypocricies you'd witness...not only in others...but yourself as well.  In fact, after witnessing so much of everyone and everything else...you may not even know who the hell you are!    :beer:


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: Jessica on July 11, 2006, 07:14:43 PM
heaven on earth =

nothing to do, son taken care of for the day, time for massage in some institute, and fantastic sex for the rest of the day ?


Title: Re: What heaven on Earth would be for you...do tell
Post by: Shirell on July 12, 2006, 03:18:45 AM
Heaven on earth for me would be to stay fit and toned without having to exercise - to be able to afford to treat my boys to everything they want - to understand my husband - to not have my mother saying "oh you've remembered my number" just because I havent phoned her for a couple of days - to go to the Seychelles for a holiday for a year or two - to have strawberry Thorntons chocolates on call 24/7 - to have Travis Fimmel as my personal 'on call' bitch any time day or night - to never have a bad hair day - to have every customer who comes into my salon to be happy and not have the ones who bitch even though we've done a good job - to be able to go 'grunge' and not have to dress up and look respectable - to be able to have my music on as loud as I like without my old man shouting "turn that racket off" (yes he actually says that about GNR!)  Not much to ask for is it!!! :)