Here Today... Gone To Hell!

So, I was going to go out on a date with a guy yesterday. (Please don't be disappointed. LOL)

Anyways, we started talking online through emails, text messages and Yahoo! Messenger.

In the evening around 6 P.M. he text messages me and says: "Do You Wear Panties?"
So, I said no and I was actually pretty offended (Right now, I'm laughing my ass off about it, though.)
So, he says "Do you want to come over and play around?"
And, I reply: "Only if you're not wearing panties."
So, basically, he got offended and didn't give me a reply back so we didn't go out.

But, I was actually kind of hurt because here, I wanted to go and hang out with a cool guy and he ends up being this big pervert. Ugh.

Anyways, there's more out there I can find, but isn't that just strange as hell?

Disappointed that you wanna date guys?

More girls for the rest of us.

I for one am crushed.

Hey, I'm still young, still not sure what I want.

It's like that song that says some people even at 40 still don't know what they want.

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But, the bottom line is, if I wanted someone who wore panties, I would've gone out with a woman last night. That's just grose, to me.

men are pigs. get used to the idea? : ok:

 :hihi:? :rofl:

Take that back Moonchild :rant: :rant:  We just like our women to wear as little as possible.  : ok:

It appears he still wanted to play with you even if you didn't wear panties. So he very well may wear them. Big deal. I think you blew the panty situation out of preportion.

just kiddin', chill out ?: ok: ? :hihi:

I like pigs...er...I mean men...;D

 :rofl:

oink  :-*

Perhaps, it wasn't like I was rude to him or anything. I mean the last line I said to him, I was actually joking, some-what. But, some people don't really know when I'm joking.

well, it's kinda hard to realise when someone's joking on messenger...especially if you don't know that person very well...
anyway... have you talked to the guy since then?

No. After I sent my last message via text message last night, I sent him another one asking what's up and all that and I haven't heard back from him, so I'm just not sure...

fuck him, then!

 :nervous:? um...I mean forget it... ;D

Why do u post this stuff?

Cause I'm special...

nuh-uh, special people wear panties.

its a fact, look it up.

No. Special people talk to cars and hug strangers.

If this is the case ^, how do you know he doesn't do that?

Maybe he got the impression that you wanted him to not have any sort of underwear on when you got there.  He probably wanted to take things slow.  : ok:

This thread just gets wierder and wierder.. Pasnow, out!!

I think I'd leave this one well alone Marcus.  Sounds a bit of a weirdo to me.

Oh trust me, I'm staying far away from him... :hihi:

what sort of guy are you looking for ?

One of my best friends is single  :hihi: :hihi:

So that the quota of shit threads is at its required level......

I don't get it, I'm not laughing. Maybe you had to be there.

(Oh, and yes, I am gutted)

This is an awkward subject on a gnr board!  :peace:

Your gay then?

I think hes bi.. Cause I thought i read somewhere else about a chick.. or maybe he's just exploring! IDK..

I don't mean to offend anyone, but a man dating another man is way weirder for me than a man wearing panties...

Sorry the love match was so fucked up... :hihi:

usually wearing panties is something I look for, but in women

something very common in the world today it used to bother me but it doesnt now just part of life and not something i want to do but its there deal with it ?:hihi: and the panties issue well what can i say you gotta do what you gotta do to get it going no harm done in the end

Actually special people are what we called "Special Olympians"

That whole convo went right over my head.  I didn't see anything funny or annoying about it.  :-\

I believe he thinks you're the perv for asking him to take off his panties on the first date.

 :rofl:

That's what I got out of the whole conversation too... :hihi:

Well done Markus, well done..

Yes, Brody's right. I'm bi.

But anyways, I don't know why I'm regretting it now, but, I should have never created this thread.

But, as long as nobody's too offended...

come man, you know you love it ...  it turns you on  ?____?

Hey Marcus, there's nothing wrong with being bi.  Its very bohemian and you double your chances at finding love!  Seriously though, it was brave of you to post this thread in the first place, don't be embarrassed about it.  I don't think there are many of us who haven't at least had some very confusing thoughts about someone of our own sex before.  When I was 17 I moved over to Los Angeles, I was there to attend the UCLA (that's a whole new story), I met a girl over there who was sharing the house with four of us.  She was great and we really got on well.  I could say well I was confused but I wasnt, I fancied her and that's the sum of it!  We practically lived together (we did actually end up sharing a room in the house) until I was 19.  There's not a problem with you.  Nothing needs fixin love!  Try and be at peace with who you are, you'll be a lot happier a lot quicker that way.

 

mmmmm .... details ....


ps: sorry markus, we switch to prettytiedup story now :)








pps : i kid i kid !!!

No dont kid i agree this story sounds a lot more interesting please continue or if any other of the female board members wishes to post their story im sure there will be a lot of interest out there :drool:


 :hihi:

me, me!!  :hihi:

well, I've never actually fell in love witha  girl, but I sure liked many...I haven't had relationships or stuff like that, but I've been with ~10 girls.. :-[ well, just kisses and maybe a little more, but not sex...I'm not bi, so I don't think I could...not sure I wanna try...but there's nothing wrong with exploring this side of your personality/instincts/whatever-you-wanna-call-it...and I see nothing wrong in kissing a girl or two at a party... : ok:

and seeing your picture on myspace makes that story so much better

sorry i must behave? :peace: : ok:

Girls know what girls want, trust me on that!  I've had a couple of relationships with girls.  I even had one girlfriend and one boyfriend on the go once!  (Hey I was young and adventurous!)  I have to say that the relationships with girls were much easier and you don't have to draw a map around your body for them to understand what to do with it.

ah shit i aint interested in the Axl Arrested thread anymore please carry on ladies :drool:


(it might be in my best interest to stop posting here now might get a bad rep :nervous:) :rofl:

nah...as far as I am concerned..get it out of your chest!   : ok:
I know you're reading this thread, anyway!  :hihi:

ill have you know im not reading this thread





shit busted


ah come on there must be some more bi curious girls here that want to tell their story :hihi:

how about guys?  ;D

well im not id be alright if i was because some one gay who works with me keeps making very suggestive remarks to me and i know if i said yes he would but i wont and thats as far as my conversation goes on this subject  :-X


ill never go out drinking with him just in case

What are some of the remarks he's made?

Did he ask you about your panties?  :hihi:

nah just double entendres and shit like that basically the type of shit you do with a female friend or work mate when your flirting with them


or is that just me

I let a gay dude buy me a drink once, but he didn't get any.

I'm such a tease :-[

And I know exactly how to please a woman. Come over here Dirt and I'll prove it.

I'm no woman homes; although I suppose I could pretend to be one if you buy me a few drinks.

So eventually did you buy some panties?

Better safe than sorry.

Now I understand what you meant in the california thread that you didn't want to go there to fuck girls, or that wasn't your business, I knew there was a dog buried somewhere  : ok:

But seriously I never thought a gay-man would use a hitting line "Do you wear panties?"  :hihi:

(Usually they use "Do ya wanna beer? BEWARE!)

I'm sure you guys don't want to be bored with all the details, we girls however, LOVE details!  Any fellas out there wanna tell us your story.  BTW just posted a pic of myself on the introduce yourself section.  One of my hubby's arty shot photo's (no it's not porn!!!). 

fucking tease :hihi:

This thread has progressed rather interestingly.

well it would of done if the girls would tell some more  ;D

C'mon, I know you're a dude... dude.

See ladies, two guys just had a totally gay moment here. Bring on the lezzie stories!

......and pictures!

No shit, this dude needs to keep this stuff to himself.

But doesn't that defeat the purpose of a forum? What would people talk about if they kept everything to themselves?

I don't see anything offensive about his post. It's amusing, if anything. No need in making someone feel bad for sharing an experience.

Did someone say bi stories?? ? ;D

This was a very innocent one... but once I went out with a girlfriend to see her ex-boyfriend's band play, and we all ended up at the same party after the show. ?I kinda lost track of her somewhere during the night, and when I finally found her, she was in tears over this guy.. ?I tried to comfort her and held her and kissed her forehead till she'd regained her composure. ?And somewhere in that, she started to cling to me and kiss me. ?First just on my forhead, and then on my cheek, then on my neck. ?Finally I held her face in my hands and kissed her mouth. ?Crazy night. ?She had the softest fullest lips, too... Fill in the rest... ? ;)

nice story, Chelle!

now that's what anythinggoes was looking for  :hihi:

Rock on MArcus, I agree, though about the whole panty thing.lol, not what I look for when dating a guy.lol

Hey Chelle.  I tell you what, most girls kiss better than guys.  It's the truth before all you guys protest.  Girls dont ram their tongue down your throat as soon as your getting started.  Girls appreciate that taking your time is sexy and you dont get your face scratched to shit because of the non-shaving thing.  One of my past girlfriends was THE best kisser I've ever got it on with.  She was older than me and I learned then that age and experience had it's benefits.

yes, I agree, girls do kiss better than guys.
...but then again, my worst kiss ever was from a girl, too... :-\

Girls are better kissers than guys, women are better than men in bed, men "can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em?!?!?!" yadayadayada.

If a thing like that is innate then is it alright for me to say that women are shit drivers ("safer," yes, but they're shit drivers) and are completely useless at football and the majority of other sports that people care about.

Of course, I'm not being serious..........

But firstly you're not getting a rise because none of us care (surely it stands to reason that a woman can please a woman better, because they ARE a woman!), and secondly your tone seems so indignant recently that maybe you should sort things out with your husband..........

 :drool:

No need to fill in the blanks, we can leave that story just the way it is... :hihi:


Girls dont like ANY facial hair anymore?.. :-\

I get why a girl wouldn't like alot of facial hair, but isn't it true a guy cant go wrong with a little bit of peachfuzz? :D

markus, thank you for starting this thread ...

all we need now is a catfight .......


mmmmmm catfight ......






ps: i am NOT interested in these kinda of stuff, i'm just kidding around.






pps: i mean, you can still go on with the stories, none of my business, really

yep  :drool:

makes the days go by that much nicer




yes please do more female stories though if possible less of the males

Some guys are lousy kissers, yes, but that doesn't mean that there aren't any girls that are lousy kissers.

I myself, have been told that I'm a good kisser.

Does anybody in the room wanna see?  :hihi:

eeer well err um im ... busy tonight....... im ummm .... washing my hair :hihi: some other time maybe :no:

Slow down there, keep your panties on.

I do!   ;D

btw...didn't you see how good looking Axl is nowadays?   :drool:

this subject kinda reminds me of Seinfeld :hihi:

Im VERY disappointed in you Markus!....you don't wear panties!! :(

wahahhaha, now that's comedy ;D

structured facial hair are LAME
i will never put any thought in my facial hair :)

Some facial hair is nice as long as it's not too long and its kept nice and neatly maintained.? It's the scratchy week long, I can't be bothered to shave it or maintain it properly kind that bothers me.  And Jim, just for the record, trying hard to sort things out with my hubby, who is btw, an excellent kisser.

I love alittle facial hair!? It's nice when it's grown out just enough to be soft but not too much.? Tickles too...? ?;)


I would totally agree with that.? Girls usually seem more concerned about making the person they're kissing comfortable and, I think, usually read the moment alittle better than most guys do.? I've never had a girl stick her tongue down my throat when I didn't want her to... can't say the same for the guys? ?:hihi:

But then again, my ex is the best kisser I've ever kissed. Ever!? And he was an older guy.?? :yes:

Oh shut up, Jim...?

And stop bitching at me!? I'm an excellent driver and, as you know damn well, I can kick your ass in football!!? Where the hell are my flowers anyway??? ? >:(

While I agree that girls are better kissers, I have to say, I love facial hair - ANY facial hair - on guys.  There was an article last month in the NY Times about the resurgence in popularity of beards, & I was so excited!!!

I definately agree that there probably is a resurgence in the popularity of facial hair, but i would never go as far as too grow an all out beard.. :-X

Anyone would feel bad kissing a girl with a nasty ass beard that contains the remains of you're lunch in it... :hihi:

Just because you have a beard does not necessarily make you the type of disgusting person who doesn't groom it...or are trying to tell us something...?   ;)

I don't shave all the time. Maybe once or twice a week. Not because I think its sexy, I'm just a slacker : ok:

And you kiss a girl the way she kisses you. :-*

I was out with some friends tonight, and one of my girlfriends kept drunk dialing me over and over, billions of times, telling me to come see her at some bar downtown.? When I finally got there she was totally shitfaced and fucking thrilled to see me, poor thing.? So I just sat down at the bar talk to someone else, and she fucking climbed up in my lap facing me and wrapped her legs around me and just kissed me hard all of a sudden.? We started kissing at the bar, and she tasted just like Jager.? Drunkass...? hah? ?;)

We went out dancing after that and had a crazy ass night.? I pretty much collapsed into a chair outside the club at one point and started talking to a friend I'd randomly run into there.? I must've passed out for a second or something, but I woke up to my same girlfriend giving me a lapdance with her ass in my face.? I licked her up her back and then on her stomach (belly button jewelry feels pretty cool against your tongue, by the way...), and she in turn ran her tongue down my chest, then raised up and we kissed again.?

Maybe it was just because she was so drunk... I don't know, but she kept asking me to do weird shit to her.? Not really weird, I guess, but just kind of um, unusual... Ah well, I was so shitty.? ?


I don't know how I have bi stories... I'm straight.? ? ;D? ?:beer:

Chelle, of course you're straight, so am I, I just have a little kink in my armour!!!  Seriously though, there is nothing wrong with appreciating a good body whether it belongs to a male or a female.  There's nothing wrong with showing that appreciation either.

BTW, I am an excellent driver Jim!  All women are excellent drivers.  Just the same as we are always right (a lesson my hubby learned a long time ago bless him).  Mind you he's quite happy for me to put him straight when he's in the wrong, it usually involves an hour or so with a whip and a pair of fluffy handcuffs!

you girls are awful !!! god.
 i can't believe that !!


you're giving a bad name to women !!! geeeezzz !!





alright, more stories !

Hehe...

No, actually I think I'll try to keep my ass in line for awhile...? ?: ok:

DAMN!

Any hot Canadian girls out there? On this board haha!

What good would that do for you if they're all making out with each other?

why when what the fuck i'm outta here

I'd totally make out with that chelle girl.

 :o

oh didn't see the word hair.. ::)

there's a greek saying that goes like this: when u hear about a lot of cherries u better carry a small basket

from my experience the girls that are the best in bed are the ones who dont talk a lot about it. the others just talk the talk but they dont walk the walk : ok:

and theres an English saying too

"Its good to talk"

Aww... I'm the one on the left, by the way.? That's my girlfriend on the right? ?: ok:   M?nage ? trois, anyone??

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/northamptonshire/christmas/2003/images/fat_women_270.jpg)




Well I wasn't talking about that, but now that you mention it... yes, I'm terrible in bed.

Fuck, I knew I looked fat in that red cossie!

u cant be worse than me :P

dont take it personally

i'm just sayin that usually girls who wanna come out as "sexually experienced " just feel insecure about their sexuality.its the most common phychological defense mechanism the human brain posseses

its just like some guys who self proclaim that they have heart or toughness; they are usually the ones who are weak and soft : ok:

Hmm. Chelle's right.

She's rubbish.

Hey, I still believe in Chivalry.

Yeah right.

She's so hot, she makes my PM inbox melt... ;)

Jim, look I'm sorry things didn't exactly work out between us.?


The whole "Hidden Penis" thing kinda scared me...

Chelle, I love reading your posts they crack me up!!

It puts the lotion in the basket............

(http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/1927/itputsthelotioninthebasket1gl.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Gorgeous!  What a stunner!!!

I wear em when i wanna dance around to music late at night with the blinds open. But im not gay

Perhaps so... For your information though I actually don't consider myself to be all that "sexually experienced".?

I just happen to have some stories that I don't mind sharing from playing around with girlfriends.? There's nothing deep about it.? No psychological "defense mechanisms" that I'm aware of...??? ::)

Well, you and I have at least one thing in common.  : ok:

he needs to hear the pantie song by smiley jonez lol.

mine are so huge you would just laugh LOL '



but really i  have     ,          special panties
depends
oh yeah im that old
lol.