Here Today... Gone To Hell!

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TOKYO (Reuters) - More sex.

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That's what one expert says is needed to solve Japan's baby shortage.

"Japanese people simply aren't having sex," Dr. Kunio Kitamura, director of the Japan Family Planning Association, was quoted as saying by the Japan Times, an English language daily.

An association survey of 936 people between the ages of 16 and 49 showed 31 percent had not had sex for more than a month "for no particular reason" -- a condition known as "sexless."

"As much as subsidies and welfare programmes are important, sexlessness is also a critical issue in this problem."

Japan's fertility rate -- the average number of children a woman bears in her lifetime -- fell to an all-time low of 1.25 last year. Demographers say a rate of 2.1 is needed to keep a population from declining.

Japan came last among 41 nations in a poll last year by condom manufacturer Durex, with lovers there having sex just 45 times a year compared to a global average of 103 times a year.

Kitamura said that while many men in workaholic Japan are simply too "stressed out" from their jobs to have enough energy for sex, many other couples simply do not have sex regularly.

In the association's survey, 44 percent of the people who said they weren't having much sex felt that having a relationship with the opposite sex was "very tiresome" or "tiresome."

Kitamura's advice? Couples should talk to each other.

"Ultimately, it's these interactions with the opposite sex that bring out the inevitable animal instinct in us -- to reproduce," he said.

* packs bags and books flight for Japan.......lack of sex  :o

Isn't it true that Japanese males have the smallest dick size out of anyone else? :-\

Might explain things a bit... :hihi:

On average they do.

I read in a book that it's
African Americans with the largest
with Cacausions 2nd
And Asians last.

^ lol, good to know

was that "International Penis Review - The Nineties" markus?

Cos if it is we've got the same book. My favourite is Mr February. Wow!

No. It was just a book I took a quick look at.

I don't even like Penises that much.

This may be the best line I have read in months............

Don't sell yourself short.

I am not surprised.

There is also a problem in china because of their " male only" politics.

There are now 3 men for 1 woman and men can't find women to marry, so by year 2015, they expect millions and millions of single men and a huge fall in natality.

That kind of shit happens in India too. I wish people would grow up  :no:

Well, the male fantasy of a world dominated by men was tried in china and it doesn't work.
One day and probably soon, women won't be needed, thanks to sperm banks and cloning.

But these people do not realise that society is already on some form of decline and cannot see the consequences of ruling women out of the game.

Talk to your schlong, nourish him, tell him you love him, dont let him wither away in neglect...alternatively talk to the hand :yes:

Also, you should urge him to make freinds with other penises  :)

LOL

I'll do my best.

...at the penis complex...

Oh my god, next thing you know you guys will be sharing nicknames for your penises!  :rofl: Okay then, lemme hear them. Any of those called 'Shorty'?  :hihi:

I've actually never created a nickname for my penis. I've never really thought about it.

Me more interested in anyone calling it " biggie"  ;D

Mine is named Larry, has been for years.

Or Big Mac.   :hihi:

Big anything.. ;D

big, big, big...

need air air air  :hihi:

Mine is nicknamed Al Bundy out of honor.

the little engine that could :-X

Al Bundy !!!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

My tits are called " milking" and " factory" at the mo' :hihi:

HA! You sure have one positive little bugger, though. 

I think I can, I think I can, I think

 :rofl:

Yeah, but once I call out: Shazam! All hell breaks loose.

(http://www.antoniogenna.net/doppiaggio/anim/shazam.jpg)

8 out of 10 cats eh?

What type of person discusses their sex lives to the Durex corporation? I'm always amused (or maybe bemused) that they come up with all these facts and figures - as if the people who feel the need to tell such details to a heartless multi national are in any way representative of the population!

The Japanese dudes obviously haven't watched Jessica Alba dancing in Sin City 

Andt the Nip Women obviously haven't seen Fat Bastard eating Chicken legs in bed

Caucasians are second?  I got gypped!   :rant:

I seriously worry for some of the guys in this forum!!!

Why is that Pretty?

Does this answer your question!

Ok, you've got a point

Come on, a lot of us guys goof around like that. We don't really think like that...

At least I think.

Dont think their women are that large either  :hihi: they kind of deserve eachother :P