Here Today... Gone To Hell!

This is what i found sort of interesting from wikipedia.org


"Pitman was born in Independence, Missouri. He currently writes and records privately with Axl Rose, as they have collaborated on many songs for the upcoming Guns N' Roses album Chinese Democracy. He is a multi-instrumentalist on the album, contributing keyboards, guitar, bass, vocals, and programming. He has not been announced as an official band member, however, and mostly does orchestration, synthesizers, and sound effects when they play live. He compliments keyboardist Dizzy Reed on the more complex material that Guns N' Roses plays."


So, he plays some guitar and bass on the album too? anyone heard that before?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Pittman

Anyone can edit the wikpedia. That doesn't sound right at all. Always thought he was an offical member.

yeah, but its almost always the facts.


i editied something once a couple weeks back which was the right info... but i guess whoever check the info didnt think so.. and he deleted it.. so im pretty sure they keep it nice and factual.

look at it lol it says chris pitman is gnr

The Chris Pittman wikipedia page was last modified only 2 days ago.. so whether or not its facts is up in the air, but if its true.. it is up to date.



EDIT: haha, you should add.. "He likes to go on stage wearing sailor costumes.
(i was gunna say something else but i dont want to get in trouble  ;) )

it says it was just updated

Probably Pittman himself trying to gain some cred with all the people at the concerts who were like "who the fuck was the ghoul massaging that upright slinky behind Axl?"

(Seriously, I suspect he has played a big part in developing the music for CD but not that big)

Edit: added a few facts to his page.

Tomorrow.

you just made me litterally laugh out loud! ha          :rofl:

lol look at the fun facts!

LOL, thanks. Wikipedia vandalism rules  :hihi:

One thing you do have to watch out for with Wikipedia is that all the musician profiles are made by either massive fans or bigtime haters. Anyone moved to create those pages is going to be biased.

whoaaaaaa

pitmann still exist...awesome...i guess

One Time Chris Cried Before A Show And Axl Sang Him Don't Cry, Chris Stopped Crying And Saved The Day. The Show Was in Philly In The Year 2002

srry that was harsh

Dude, try to insert the fun facts throughout the article so it looks believable.

alright guys im off to bed now..

i saved what was inserted as of now..

but if you guys add funny shit .. save it to your computer because it will prob. be deleted by wikipedia within 24 hours.



P.S.. this thread wasnt made to make jokes, i just found some cool info id thought id share..

but if anyone gets mad for everyone making this thread a joke, dont blame me!

haha ok im out, ive had a busy day. peace out you pitman fans.

cya lol  i lost my pants can i take your off

"In June 2006, Chris confirmed he will be starring in an upcoming episode of Desperate Housewives as a mentally deficient mechanic who causes havock on Wysteria Lane with his set of loose tools. Pittman said in his press release that he is "looking forward to the new challenge and a break from the gruelling tour".

 ??? ??? ???

someone put that there as a joke.

that is not a true fact richard :-\

At anyrate, I'm pretty sure he is an official member.

Who is Chris Pittman???????  :rofl: just kidding, does the website say anything about his keyboards never being plugged in

"Pittman is known by fans as someone who stands still at the back of the stage and occassionally pretends to play his ludicrous keyboard."

"Among Chris Pittman's duties in the band are doing the bands laundry, cooking them food, driving their bus and fellating the members on request. Axl has stated to many fans that Pittman is not an official member of the band because he "is an embarassment to fans, new and old"."


"Chris Pitman once ran real fast the felded down."

Oh, my.........  :rofl:

People who ruin Wikipedia are sad.

What's the point in ruining one of the few useful sites that exist on the Internet?




/jarmo

Bullshit.

some people are really stupid (not reffering to you scarlett). do we really need this kind of thread around. throwing a joke here and there is fun but that shit is fucked up. and we don't really know his contribution to cd.

just so you all know..

when i first started this thread, pitman's wikipedia page was not full of jokes yet. It got ruined with jokes before mos tof you got to see it, but i'm sure soon they'll edit it back.. and then you can view it you want to.

lmao, this is amazing. so you all know everytime a page is edited wikipedia looks it over, normally takes like an hour. you can look at all the old versions though.

Absolutely!