Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Hey All,

Ok this is the lamest thread ever no doubt...but i just want to say..where are all the rock loving women....

I know theres some out there here in internet land...but damn you don't seem to exist in real life, are you all bots? LOL

Ok...so this is just a me bitching thread cos like every woman i've met in the last 10 years goes to me like "I love ALL music..except for that heavy metal and hard rock stuff...that's just noise".....and normally I get all under thumb and just like dose up on GNR and stuff in private like its a bad masturbation habbit or something like that...hahah...

But I can't take it anymore, I need to come out of the closet with my musical sexuality and find a girl thats going to stay up with me when theres a rumour of a new leak out...or like go see the local GNR coverband.....but thats not going to happen here in Melbourne Australia where all women seem to love pop only LMAO....

Anyway..feel free to post your "got damn looser monkeychow" venom at me, or a "here here we feel your pain and love you monkeychow" stories...or some positive experiences of meeting girls/women into good music to prove to me it happens...and to the ladies on this board - here's to you for signing up...now get your asses to Australia ;) LMAO (same goes for GNR!!! Enough with this europe stuff...come down to the ass end of the world!!)

Anyway - feel free to comment..or you know..ignore this thread like i would as a shamless cry for help and attention  ;D

Maybe you need another pick-up place. Ask yourself: am I going out in the right bars?  :hihi: Believe me, we're out there, we're just harder to find I suppose.

 :beer: Well thats good news that you do exist!!

LOL i suspect a lot of the problem is that when I meet someone that likes GNR like I do I start to look like this  :drool:

Hahah...yeah some rocky type places would be good actually...anyone from melbourne and show me the way? Sometimes i feel like the only veunes in this city are like pop haunts or like extreme hardcore biker bars where they'd kill me for walking in...hahah...I do anyway - but its like i'm too "rock" for the pop places but still too "nerd" for like the hardcore place....

In the Netherlands we have this place where all the Hells Angels gather. Now if you see me, long hair, bucked teeth, freckles, 5'6", I wouldn't be considered 'hard core' either. But I love that pub. So who cares if you're too nerd for the hardrock places? I think you should just check them out. People will be friendlier than you expect them to be. You might feel right at home.

Or come to the Netherlands  :beer:

Yeah i have tried a bit, but i'm getting old at 29 and my friends are all getting married and won't come out to party. Maybe i'm going to go sus out the travel agent...are there hoards of single GNR female fans there? LMAO.... :love: :hihi:

I am only 15... but there are no highscool girls into GNR. NONE

this is how i tested out my theory.

Those chain letters on myspace. i never do those, it is simply stupid, as is myspace.. but i use it to contact some friends via the email service.

Anyway there was a survery going around that said what kind of music you liked.
There was a pop section, rap, rock, country.

Each section had 5 bands/artists.

You simply put a check next to each band/artist you like.
In the rock category, there was GNR.

So i put this survery out to see what the people on my "friend list" would respond about GNR.

Alas, within' a few minutes i got about 10 girls responding to this.. AND NONE, i repeat not even one checkmarked GNR.

Bitches!!  >:(


 :D

In my memory, " pop" girls were usually more into sex... ;D

Yeah but only if you look like ricky martin or someone...LMAO.....

Anyway don't get me started on sex...thats a whole other stupid rant of mine...lets just say that now i'm 29 and i managed to waste 10 years dating two women (seperately) who were both comitted virgins until marrage but didn't wanna get married. Damn did that suck. Ahh the pain. Ahh well...thats not an issue anymore...but now I need to find a girl who likes to listen to decent music after a good shag  :rofl:

why dont u shag while listening to Silkworms.

ha  ;)

LMAO....I remember i saw this interview with duff and lenny kravitz and  Duff said Lenny's album was his favourate to shag to...lol...so off topic but i always thought it was a strange compliment!!

Nah i just need some women that listen to more than U2 and Robbie Williams. (not that i mind u2 - but when thats your heaviest band i get worried)

Maybe you need an older woman :rofl: Funny thing is, here at school, I see more and more teenagers wearing GRN shirts (well, my students aren't really teenagers anymore - ages 16 to 22) So they do exist....... just dunno where they're hiding. Hey, maybe a nice English girl on this forum???

Hey there! I totally understand. In my school there are 600 people and I'm the only female GN'R fan. The only one!
From what I've seen, there are three other guys who at least like them enough to wear their Jack Daniels-shirt, so we're not that many at all...

It seems to be like everyone either like pop, r&b, hiphop or they like death metal... There is nothing in between.

Thay's why this board is great.  :yes:

Do you live anywhere near Monkeychow, Em? I sense a solution to the problem..... :yes:

Haha, I live in Sweden, so that's pretty much as far away from Australia as you can get...  :hihi:

But I like the idea though.  ;)

Yes.

Godiva is right, maybe you should consider where you're meeting these women and avoid those locations.

Whole food stores are good places to find hard rock lovers for some reason. They like their food organic and raw and it turns out that they like their music that way too.

What's really nice, is to find someone with eclectic taste in music, someone who doesn't discriminate against any genre.

Or we can turn this into a dating thread. Not me though, I'm very married. But Monkeychow would be like this:

Monkeychow, age, lives where, likes (well, GNR obviously), wants to meet boy / girl (so that would be girl), ages etc..... and then somebody who fits that description can send you a PM. First couple that gets married, wins. Trophee: I will come and sing at your wedding (there's a nice incentive not to get married - can't even do karaoke without the bar doing a little exodus on me  :hihi:)

OMG!! You people are sooo deprived!! :o
Where I'm from the headbangin' girls were the "headbangin'" girls!! ;)
Sorry I'm here in the states and can't be with you guys to show ya that heavy metal biaches are the best!!

im here!!!! hahahaha :peace: :beer: :smoking:

Teenage girls you say? (Monkeychow looks nervously at the police van nearby) Oh its a typo in your post that says 18+ right? ahhah..Ok i'm just being dumb now...

So why an English girl? is that where your teaching and you know theres hundreds of rocked up GNR chixs desperately looking for men? (Monkeychow adds england as a stop over on route to Netherlands)

God damn!!! Stupid large world  :hihi:

Although the fact that you mentioned your in school does have me worried..given i'm 29 and all :smoking:

Oh sorry, thought you were in the UK, that's why. May be a bit more difficult to travel to the Netherlands all the way from Australia. Lots of girls here that like rock music. Just today one of my male students decided to wear a GNR shirt for his oral exam, thought it might help him ;) I told him I would definitely give him a bonus if he can mention all 8 members, he started with Slash  ::) Now, the funny thing is, he went outside and he was talking to his girlfriend and she told him off!  ;D So, lots of kids here that like GNR, and other rock music. And yes, most of my students are 18+. No worries.

Went to some GNR shows, saw quite a lot of women who are into the band. So we do exist, and we're not all married  ;) or teenagers, or really really old, and we're not all ugly either.  : ok:

So, any australian women here looking for a guy? No worries, MC, we'll get you a nice girl  : ok:

Ok...you talked me into it (let the "how sad" flames commence)....ok so you were joking..but i'm desperate enough to try!!  :beer:

I mean y'all will mock me now, but when i'm married to a GNR fan, and axl plays the wedding I'll be deemed cool :rofl:

So here goes...

Monkeychow, 29, Melbourne Australia, likes GNR (old and new), VR, Snakepit, all the new leaks, Axl, Slash, Robin, LOL, wait - have I come up with anything non GNR yet? Ok so i like  talking, romance (except with non-gnr fans hahahahah)  philosophy, filmmaking, guitar, pop culture, sex, politics, the concept of a paradox, and cinema. See i'm like a rocker but a huge nerd if that makes sence. Way to rock and roll for the nerds, way to nerdy for the rockers! Did i mention I love guitar and attemting to form my own bands? Anyway...Wants to meet girls (women) who must be over 18+ (i'm scared of jail) and like GNR - its ok if you like other music too (i like a lot of stuff) - but has to be someone who won't tell me that Mr Brownstone is "noise", that coma is "some guy ranting and screaming" and so forth, basicly u have to understand how GNR are talented as hell, which i think most everyone of this site does in one way or another. Other than that - well it helps if we like each other right? hahah....

Bring on the single women Private Messages!  :peace:

(Monkeychow waits and listens to the silence LOL)

Hahahah...thats just evil!!!


Excellent!!! See i just don't see anyone like that around these parts. Its like i go to a club - Sweet Child O Mine will come on and theres a chick dancing - so like i'll talk to her and be like "awesome song" and she'd go like "yeah..if only they had a better singer" or soemthing that makes me  :crying:

Or its like they're 65 and look like me! (No offence to the older GNR ladies out there!)


Yeah bring it on!! I know its lame...but I need some HTGTH help on this one, i'm so over trying to find a girl that understands....and i'm not even all that obsessive, although I do like every song on every album I think, but i'm sure i could be worse...

Now Em,I'm going to qoute your post again,likes your posts :hihi:

It's the same here,I haven't met another GNR fan (except for my cousin) :nervous:
One rocker goes at my school, dresses in leatherjacket and stuff, but I have no idea if he likes GNR,think he's more into Metallica... We don't even have any Jack Daniels-shirt wearers here! :nervous:

My boyfriends must be rockers and love GNR :yes: :hihi:

Oh man poor you MonkeyChow!!

I'm sorry Australia seems to have so few young ladies who love Guns N' Roses!!

Here in England there are so few non-emo rockers.... seems everyone just LOVES A7X and BFMV and Green Day. ::)

Why are so few people sleazy blues rockers!!? And why do so few guys have long flowing beautiful hair that I can bury my hands in!?

So MC... I feel your pain!!!

R.I.P. 80s Los Angeles. :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

Haha I live in Melbourne, and I loooooove GNR, and so do a lot of my friends. I wouldn't really call them rock-lovers, but they do like GNR.

Hell yeah....where has the rock gone I ask? Closest thing around this hole is like Jet and at first I liked them because in days of techno its nice to see someone using a marshall amp etc...but I soon felt that they sound very generic. Its like where is the rock!!!

Can't speak for the long hair...i'm growing mine back at the moment...but there is a way to go yet ;)

EXCELLENT!! We have a winner...now your going to go on to say that your all married with kids right?  :rofl:

Haha oh hell no, I'm only 21! ;)

But yeah I am kinda seeing someone... he hates GNR  :rant:

I was in HS from 90-94 and even finding the rocker chicks was difficult,.,.. Where I live it was old school rap then the fucking gansta shit of the early 90's... There were plenty of gnr fans motley crue vh metallica fans, but once 92 came it seemed to shift to pj nirvana stp and sp...

The male to female ratio was like 10-1 in rock... I remember once friend loved man o war :hihi:

Coolest shit though was back then many people wore leather denim jackets, patches long hair even teh spiked bracelets.. Not much around these days... My old doc martins too :hihi:

Ick...those partners that hate GNR....gulp..the memories  :rant:

Well at least I know theres one rock chick out there in melb! And sounds like your friends are on the right path...women that like GNR thats what this city needs more of. Take me down...to that city. :peace:  :hihi:

hhahah...yeah i hear ya man....and the ratio is so bad these days...like I go see a band and its like 20 guys for every girl and she is there with her 8 foot biker dude boyfriend  :peace:

I like a lot of different things in music as well as GNR, but it does drive me nuts when people love PJ then bash GNR..and don't get me startred on Greenday...(sorry to all you greenday fans out there) - i like 1 or 2 of their songs...but the way people seem to think they own rock and roll when their just punk punks..(wow...that was my most  illiteratre wording ever!) :rofl:

your looking in the wrong places thats all there are plenty of rock chicks out there i just need to find one for myself as well  ;D

Yeah your prob right....I just don't know where the right places are. But from now on i'm screening all potential women for music taste first...i'm so over non GNR loving girls ;)

hey, guys, don't panic...we're here!  :peace:   :-*

 :hihi:

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

The particular problem in Melbourne is that everybody is obsessed with house music. I love all types of music, and I have such a broad range, but rock is kinda considered 'uncool'. It's sad :(

yah

doing the happy dance

doing the happy dance

 ;D

Hey kaybee, don't you have a nice single friend who likes rock and is 18 +?

so, anythinggoes, where is your contact add?

AnythingGoes would know about that.... he didn't come say hi to me at the Hammersmith gig last week because he thought my BF looked too "big and nasty"... :rofl:
Shame on you AGoes!! :hihi:


But ya...

WHERE HAS ALL THE ROCK N' ROLL GONE? Why is everyone a fucking emo fagass!?

DEATH TO EMO!!! LONG LIVE ROCK N' ROLL!!! :beer:

Ahh is good to know you all exist....now move to Australia ;) :beer:

Exactly...you should see the amount of crap I cop from people when i tell them GNR is my favourate band!! It really sucks here!!

Oh and don't forget desperate so that she likes me  :rofl:

on all the singles sites :hihi: :rofl: ;)

Dude if u want to meet a rocker chick, first thing I suggest is:


Stop going to Gay Bars :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Girl, i wanna take you to a gay bar, i'm gonna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Lets start a war, start a nuclear war at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Do ya, do ya have any money, i wanna spend all your money at a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
I've got something to put in you, i've got something to put in you at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Your a superstar, at the gaybar
Superstar

i suuppose you are right i just thought the men were really friendly  :hihi:

its all ok till you wake up in the morning not knowing where you are not remembering the night before and feeling like you had a really bad curry*  :rofl:






*thankfully not an experience i have encountered

honestly :P

 :hihi: You know i've actually had guys come onto me at normal bars....I must look gay or something. No disrespect to any homosexual gnr fans out there, but when your straight, and struggling to find the kind of girls your into, it really doesn't do much for the confidence  :hihi: :rofl: :peace:

Maybe you should shift your focus to butch girls  : ok:

Now thats just unkind! :crying:

[sings] where do we go, where do we go now.....

Take me down to the PC maybe?

LOL...still no rock chicks in melbourne...I'm so moving  :hihi:

Ok i'm not done whining and bitching yet...i went out last weekend to see a very cool band...and I swear the only girl there was like 45....sigh!

What band was it? Was it O-Zone?

Nah the band is called Smother - u know them?

But your on vacation down here soon right? :rofl:

What, you look like a biker, have a big mustache, wear one of those leather caps and chaps? :)
It always struck me that the line between "a rock 'n roll appearance" and "gay" was very thin for some people. You can take Axl in the nineties and Scott now as prime examples...

I know them... they're OKish (nothing special IMO), and they've changed their name to The Bella Rosa Connection... which is a bit gay, but its only cuz they got fucked over by their record company who did NOTHING to promote them under the name Smother. ::)

My BF's best friend does photoshoots for them sometimes...

I don't like a whole lot of "Heavy Metal" but I love GNR. They are my fave band. O'yeah I also like sex too!!

 one thing i find is ur g/f doesn't have 2 like everything u do, my last ex proper loved pop, i mean like blue n westlife, i didn't hide the fact i was a rock fan(think my posters of GNR might have given it away) but we still got on n it was a good time!

I might be a bit late joining and posting n such.  But I am a female rock/metal fan...

Nah sorry thats actually a different band with the same name I think :)

http://www.smotheronline.com/

This is like a local melbourne band, that also has some members who put on a very good GNR show (see the link for pics) - but smother is like their originals stuff.

That's what I like to hear!! Now you just need to move to australia, then pm me for my details, and we can be married before page 5 of the thread  : ok:  :rofl:

HEhe its great to know theres some rocking girls out there!

Yeah i hear ya...its true. The problem ive had is that the girls I've dated want to change me...like either convince me that axl can't sing  :confused: or make me quit GNR. I mean like i have a wide taste so I don't mind if she also listens to pop, rap whatever....but I don't want to have to smuggle an mp3 player into the bathroom just to be able to hear some rock from time to time!

Oh reeeeeally!! :o Lol its always funny when there's another band of the same name round the other side of the world... :hihi:

on topic, she's right there ^
;D

Hehe yes Hillel! I'm right there! But poor MonkeyChow wants a Gn'R fan girl who lives in AUSTRALIA... I live in England... :hihi:

Plus don't you have an Axl Rose lookalike boyfriend or something?  : :hihi:

But yeah..its like great to see all these female fans posting, but they're always like england, poland, LA, heheh..my fault for living in Australia...its a nice place..but damn far away from the rest of the world!!

come join the rest of the world then! ;) ;D
I don't think there are any girls from Norway here either, not that I care that much, haha.

the thing to do is don't change, don't make exceptions for her, if she likes u she will understand u need a GNR fix everyday, if she tries to change u, boot her to the curb, u r what u r, she either likes it or lumps it!

Well...i'm only complaing about this in like 3 threads so far  :nervous: so i thought it was time to drag it back to where it belongs...this the official....where are the rock girls thread!! I see them at the shows...but I can't meet any...its a crime against humanity...oh yeah and also against my penis  :rofl:  :crying:

 ;D

so rock guys really are interested in rock girls? that's nice to hear.. :yes:

Oh yeah for sure!! :beer:

As they say in the tv ads - did your results vary?

they exsist, but you just dont notice them, like, im a HUGE gnr fan (obv), but i dont wear my gnr shirts that much. people are always surprised at my music taste and obsesion for gnr.

Hmm...that's interesting...maybe i should just walk along whistling the tune to better and see if anyone notices!! Hey are you from Australia ??? :drool:  :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Walk up to them at the shows, then! If they turn you down, just disappear in the crowd and you will probably never see them again. What do you have to lose? ;D

Otherwise, you could always try your walking-around-whistling-Better-plan. ;)

Well the real problem is that they seem to always be with like some 7 foot biker dude who looks like mikegiuliana from this board (no disrespect intended!) who could like kick my ass in about 15 nanoseconds....

See i'm like a rock god stuck in a nerd body...too nerdy for the biker boys, but when i go hang with the nerds they dont undertstand my need to crank metal and rock out!  :peace:

Maybe i should get a t-shirt that says "I love GNR and I'm DESPERATE" ? LOL

Just wear a shirt that says "I'm Monkeychow" the rest will be implied.

Then I show up at the show looking like this:

(http://i9.tinypic.com/2w2lg0o.jpg)

 :hihi:

 :rofl:  You wicked man you!!!!!! :rofl:

go to a motley crue concert.

you'll be in heaven.

or a band of similar style.

Seriously Monkey dude, if I see you at a gig ever, I'll just walk over to you and get on my knees. That's how much I think you need a BJ!

hey keep a look out for me if thats the reward il be the one in a long mack following you :hihi: :rofl:

Make sure you squeeze one off first. Don't give her the easy one :hihi:

Hahahaha nice try AnythingGoes! But you can get a BJ anytime. Monkeychow has really bad luck when it comes to women... poor dude. Too bad he lives in Aussie... I'd go help him out otherwise!

I can get one anytime ?? hows that work then am i missing something the last 2-3 months

Aww! Hey 2 to 3 months ain't THAT bad! Call me when it gets to 2 to 3 YEARS... :hihi:

any advance on 2-3 years female Gunners :rofl:

I'm only sayin' that because 2 to 3 years is just... SUCH a long time to have not got any. I think when it gets to that time... ya need desperate measures!

AG, I ain't sayin' no though... so nerr! :P

ahh thanks :-[  :rofl:

it really is hard to get a nice rock chick, i mean it's either emo or indie girls, never rock n roll girls!

*le sigh* I just don't understand the way of the world today.... chav, emo, indie, or trendy....

Whatever happened to rock n' rollers eh!?  Fuck all the bullshit, gimme ROCK N' FUCKIN' ROLL any day!

you must be 1 of a kind skynyrd girl : ok:

Heh, it ain't easy bein' one of a kind.... it means I go crazy when I meet someone who's the least bit like me... and then they get scared and either try to get away, or they warm to me and become really good friends... so its both bad AND good. :)

 :hihi: Your a legend :peace: Can i return the favor after? :drool:

Most definitely!!! I fucking love that!! (and thanks!)

hey I'm rock n roll girl !!!!!!!

R.I.P. 80s Los Angeles.     :crying: :crying: :crying: I share your opinion ,if I had opportunity
to travel in time , this was the time I would chose  :hihi:

I think in my school I'm the only one die hard GNR fan , there is some people that like GNR but not more  :'( and in my cshool more than 1200 people ,    kinda sucks  :rant:

........Is here someone from Israel  who love GNR as I do  :hihi:

This is turning into a dating site ;D
So...where are the GNR fans from Sweden?  :hihi:

Jarmo's from Sweden ;) ;D

And the rest...i'm 29 you know...its more like 20 years LOL  :hihi: :hihi:

EXCELLENT!! Ok...SG...get your ass over here!!  :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: ;D ;D

i'm not trying to pull nighteyes just, when it comes 2 girl rock fans it's got to be one or the other never in-between,
if it's not emo than it's indie.

^
i saw my name in there,and figured that you maybe was saying something to me,but i'm tired and english isn't my mother tongue,so i didn't understand anything of what you were saying :-[
if you said something to me,please explain again,and if you didn't,just ignore this post :) :beer:

^ I think Mr. Rage meant the girls who wear black around their eyes. 

not that garry it's when girls ask want ur into and u tell them GNR etc, and they look at u as if u asked them if u could fuck there mum!

^
they do? :o
Guys who are into GNR are the BEST guys :beer:

Cool im really into Gnr  :hihi:

^
really? could never guess ;)
too bad you live in the UK  :hihi:

it's a shame these girls only grace message boards

like another poster said,just go to a motley crue concert or something :).I saw alot of sleazerockers at the guns show here :)

oh shit is it that obvious  :nervous:

Really? Lots of sleazerockers? Fuck yea! I want a sleazerocker man with big sprayed wild WTTJ-style 80s hair, skintight leather pants which would look SO good on my bedroom floor...

He'd have to fuck me in his cowboy boots though... :drool: :drool: :drool:

oh yeah ;D 
same,either a sleazerocker or a hardrocker  :drool: :drool:
haha ;D yeah,it's kinda hot with cowboy boots :hihi:

we have a hardrocker in Idol here this year..he lost a bet so he had to audition,and now he's in the top 20 ;D

Oh yea sleazerockers or hardrockers... either's good.

Is this Idol hardrocker hot as fuck? Can you imagine the clinkage of his big studded metal belt as his hips go back and forth? Can you imagine him sweatin', makin' his make-up run down his face? Can you imagine him grabbing a big bottle of whiskey and takin' a swig from it while he's goin' at it?

I shoulda just asked for a pic shouldn't I? :rofl: :smoking:

 :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

I think he's hot ;D

http://www.tv4.se/  if you scroll down a little bit you can see this nights performance,in the big blue square,click on  'Jonas- One'

he had tight leatherpants and a black...shirt(can't think of a better word) love his body :drool:

he said that "It's against my principles to be in Idol,I'm a hardrocker!" ;D

SakayanaradaGaiarala asks and SakayanaradaGaiarala gets

Just waitin' fer it to load now...

And Kujo... it shoulda been "SakayanayaradaGaiarala" not "SakayanaradaGaiarala". :smoking:

Hmmm... he's alright... but I was really hoping he was gunna look something like this guy... :beer: :drool: :love: :smoking:

(http://www.tattoos-by-design.co.uk/Celebrities/images/axl2.jpg)

Come on,you know that that guy really is one-of-a-kind :beer: :drool: :drool: ;)





Jonas is top ten now :smoking:
you can chat with the winner tomorrow,too bad he only got second place :hihi:

Yea you're right... he is definitely one-of-a-kind... :love:

Jonas IS hot... I just built him up in my head to be more sleazy lookin'... with the leathers goin' on... with the big studded belts and lots of spray in his hair... and make up... and cowboy boots... more like a filthy stinkin' BADASS!!
He looks a bit like a nice-friendly-happy-non-conman version of Sawyer from Lost... :hihi:

Hope he does well though! :)

Haha,I wonder what he'd say if he knew that someone imagined him sleazylookin :hihi:
but not too much makeup!never liked Axl's purple eyeshadow :hihi:
Hope he does well too..but I don't want him to win :P

ok,i know we are off topic now :)