Here Today... Gone To Hell!

The thread says it. I danced in the entrance of a hotel ballroom entrance (a wedding was waiting to partake). I also practiced martial arts in the shower.

I got married  :hihi:

I got locked out of my house so I piled a whole bunch of stuff on top of each other and tried to climb into a window. The pile of stuff ended up falling over including me. I didn't get hurt thanks to the soft grass. I wonder what the neighbors thought???

I scored a chick on the hood of my car in the middle of a football field with people watching.

Okay, there were three or four guys watching, I didn't know them.

My friend hi-jacked a train once, and he rented this 1-room shithole in some junkie house where he have a sofa, a dead flower and 15 inches tv (20 years old) 'cos he didn't want to listen his gf's bitching all the time.

striping in hyde park, london! strange to me coz i haven't got a great figure and i'm no brad pitt! : ok:

thank god i did not witness that.

I think I need pictures anyway..... :)

there is pictures but strangley i'm not in them! :hihi:

how did that happen?

we have talent shows at our school and for a laugh we came up with stripping, so me n the lads knocked together some routine, I wasn't worried coz i wasn't the only fat lad in the line-up,
they stopped us doing it at school for some reason? ;D

at the end of the year we had our trip to london, and in hyde park all the girls egged the lads on to do it, my 1st reaction was to run a mile, but when they started cheering for me i couldn't really be a party pooper! : ok:

I was shitty out with some girlfriends once.? And this one chick who had come along with us was this sober angelic little virgin, and she thought I was a crazy ass drunk.? When I got really shitty, I sat down in her lap, took her face in my hands, and stuck my tongue down her throat.? Then, I'm told, I stood up and flashed her...


Bless her heart...? ?:-[

That wasn't a sober angelic little virgin, it was a priest. That's why you're banned from the church, remember?

I don't like the word random any more. For me it has connotations of too much effort, it's almost as if you're trying to be, I don't know, different, wacky or whatever. I would rather do things on impulse that make on sense. Maybe it's because I've met so many people that are like 'lolz im so random me, yesterday i wore odd shoes!!!!' I don't know, maybe it's just where I live. I just don't like the emphasis that is placed on something that somebody is not used to. "God, this is so random!" I hate all that. It's like... Get over it love, we're only eating pizza on the rain.

i had sex with a lamb

did u eat it after!

Plenty! Theres more but I'll just give you a handful.

1. stripped in a bar when I got plastered........ They ended up offereing me a strip job.? ::)

2. Got drunk, went to shoot pool, a girl picked a fight I did some damage to her and I ended up in jail and she ended?up in the hospital.

3. had a same sex experience.

4. Gave back 100 dollars I found

5. got married for health insurance.

Well, the strangest/most random things I've done were all bad, but that's ancient history.

Let's see, stealing a car, B and E, got run over by a car, sex in school, there's more, but I plead the fifth.

didnt happen to me.. but to my friend

he brought a girl back from some club and were doing it on his friends couch

she was very drunk and started shouting for him to put a knife to her throat..

he didnt respond to it but she was demanding it.. so he went into the kitchen..grabbed a spoon from a cereal bowl and put it to her neck. then they did some stuff... ;D LOL

its funnier when he tells it! :yes:

The strangest thing I've ever done in my life was reading this thread.  :o

The one who saw Axl and started whistling Better?  :hihi:

i love you  :hihi: :D :smoking:

my most random thing was trying to surfboard dowm a flight of metal framed stairs about 20 steps on a metal shelf all was fine till halfway down the shelf went ahead of me causing me to slam into the stairs quite hard (im not the lightess of people either) apart from some stiffness and sevre bruising i was ok strangely enough i havnt done it again