Here Today... Gone To Hell!

I saw a thread like this on another board.

I'll start:

Caption:? "OH FUCK.? I SAID WELCOME TO LISBON AND WE ARE IN HUNGARY"
 :rofl:

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lol, good one....


"my nose!!!  I knew I shouldn't of snorted that 8-ball 5 minutes ago"

"Damn that Tommy Hilfiger and his fists of fury"

"Fucking Stylist made me look like the Undertaker Again!!!"

OWWWWWWW my fucking eye! Who threw that top hat!

LOL

Someone add another recent tour picture and keep the captions coming :peace:

"Tommy Stinson was right about, we were gonna tour til our eyes bleed"

How about 'aarrgghh, some little fuckhead just through a stone at my eye!' ;D

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Look Robin.. There`s Slash... !

"Whats the intro to Patience again?"

"Robin, did you see the size of that woman's tits?"

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"Axl: I would like to introduce you to our new guitarist stubblefoot the one legged guitarist"

I'm gonna kill that fucking sound tech!!!!!!

" I guess I shouldnt have pissed off Robin"

The first one

"Oh SHIT! My SHADES!! My SHADES!!! You! Whoever threw that bit of Kentucky Fried Chicken!! You, you fuckhead, just broke my fucking sunglasses!! Did you realize that by doing that you COULD have just caused a serious fucking injury? No of course you didn't you ignorant fuck, you're too fucking dumb to realize that!.... *continues a long and drawn out rant at the idiot who broke his shades*"

:hihi:

This is how tha Fish swims..

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"Axl: Hello fans Guess what? I can't belive i've failed at my comback! well Yes I can because im a overweight midde adged wigger  with silly braids to look cool to the young youth of today  all the  insturment players in the new guns n  roses suck why did I hire them? I should just bring slash  duff adler and izzy back for good but would it matter I  suck at singing now guns n roses are dead matter of fact ive always sucked at singing I announce to you all I am going to join a reuinted b2k on tour as the new member of b2k    rock music sucks!"

is that izzy?

Holy crap where!

To the first pic:

"FUCK! ?MY BOTOX IS WEARING OFF!"

Axl , you know the capital of thailand?

BANGKOK!
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YES TURN ME UP!!!!

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Did you lose your guide dog too?

Lmao... that was funny :rofl:

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"I hope no one knows it was me who just farted."

Axl: Hey Robin! See that guy over there with all the KFC? Go crowdsurf on him!! He broke my shades!! See!! Look!!! Quick! Finish that solo already and GO THROW YOUR WEIGHT ON HIM!!

Haha good stuff ;D :beer:

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"Noooo, Not agaiiiiiiiiiiiin... Get the fuck out of here, bastard ETs"

Axl:"WooooooooW !!!! Its the same light as in the end of the Dont Cry Video!! Time to say a pray!!"

"Beam me up Captain Kirk"

If U guys are gonna keep kidnap me before the shows. .im gonna be 2 hours late to every fucking show in Europe..

David fucking blain!!! i will show u a magic trick.
first im gonna appear on stage(its true i can do it), then watch as i stick my thumb in my eye, and it will fall out my mouth and land on my hand again. Not only that, but to prove im using no illusion. my thumb will be attached to a different jacket, to save a costume change. See i fucking told you.

Blain you can suck my ass.

"Red Rover Red Rover.............Send Velvet Revolver over" :hihi:

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Tommy " now my fuckin leg has fallen off"

Everytime I see you makes me wish I had a gun

"Yes, I know I have a tour to do.  I read it on the internet"


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To the above pic:

Well, I ditched the jerseys, may as well make my hand motions look wigger enough.

"Oh snap! I forgot to release the album."

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holy shit! i just lost the only copy of Chinese Democracy!

knock knock Knocking on heavens door..eye eye eye eye

Actually, Axl's always done the two finger pointing thingy...

Damn,  i just can't seem to get the words to Patience right after all these years.

axl:

"robin...by back just gave out....can i just lean on you for the rest of the show?"


robin:

"you'll have to pay me extra for that shit"


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"Hey Robin, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!"

"Wow! I could have had a V-8!"

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AAAHHHHHHHH!! The light!! IT BURNS!!!!!

"Group hug, everyone!"

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Did I remember to turn the oven off?

in out in out you shake it all about

you do the hokey kokey and u turn around thats what its all about

ohh, hokey kokey kokeeey

wake up donnie

Hey, if I turn my head like this, that guy over there kinda looks like.... oh no... AAAAH!!! *bolts offstage*

Wow.  When did the entire writting staff of Saturday Night Live start posting here?

"I wonder if a stylist is included with this gig?"

"Fo shizzle hizzle"

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Yip, more AFD rehash is coming up!

AXL: "Hey Steve what's the next line?"
ROBIN: "Uhhh, it's Robin Axl"
AXL: "You will respond to whatever i call you!! I'm Axl Fucking Rose!"

haha good stuff we got here.. im lookign for some pics that would be good for captions on google and stuff..

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Axl to Robin: "Those house lights sure are bright aren't they? Lucky we both have our sunglasses on"

Axl: Robin, see that guy in the third row, filming the show.. i think im gunna go beat him up..

(I apologise. My only one, I promise)

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Wait! I just realised Im missing the Lakers game!

Now I know ya know bett..........wtf, why is Sophie dancing naked in front of Pittman?  ::)

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"FUCK YOU MIKE PIAZZA!"

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Walk like an Egyptian... :hihi:

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These glasses are great. Nobody can tell that I'm taking a Nap.

Axl thinking to himself, Well I'm glad we pulled this show off, I hope we remembered everything. Hired new guitarist, got the time and date for everyshow, packed my favorite black leather shirt, Plugged in Pittmans keys, FUCK I knew we forgot to plug in Pittmans keys!!!

LOL

this one is great. ;D

holy shit , my right earpiece is fucking heavy.

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THE SHOW WAS GOING SO WELL UNTIL TOMMY STINSON LET OUT AN UNTIMELY FART

(tommy cooper)........"just like that".

"Ha ha....these people are waiting for me to release Chinese Democracy.  Wait until they find out I am really Darth Vader's son"

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Axl decided to take security into his own hands........ "Is there a Mr. Slash here, Mr. Weiland maybe??"

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"...it's fun to stay at the Y - M - C- A!"

Slash... I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

Damn that fat chick in the third row needs to put her shirt back on!

haha...classic.

"If I make a shadow bunny with a clown nose, maybe they'll forgive me for being 3 hours late?"

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if your happy and you know it raise your hands!

if your happy and you know it raise your hands!

if your happy and you know it and you really wanna show,if ye happy and ye know it raise your hands!

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"Oh my god...why did i agree to this shit....that's it after this song I'm gettin' the fuck outta here"

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"Gigida, gigida....ahhhwwwwlllll riiigghhttt"

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Hey, dude. See SLC in the Mezzanine? Whats that picture he's waving around?

Wait! I just realized we came on stage two hours earlier, i mean, as programmed, what the fuck?

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"excuse me can we keep it down a bit? I need all you people to keep the volume to about here"

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Tommy: "Uh Oh Axl, I just found the Brown Note!!"
Axl: "Clean up, stage right!!!!"

I posted this thread in 2004:

http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=13772.0

but now the pics are gone  :P

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"Yes, Chinese Democracy will have rap on it and this is how you scratch"

You're fired!

Heh, I look like Bruce Springsteen

'Born in the USA!"

LOVE that one!!! :rofl:

"last time I put out an album, you were all THIS tall"

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 :rofl: Good one!

"The scary monster under my bed last night was this tall."

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This is actually video of axl demonstrating how still he can hold after quitting caffeine

Here's one I saw over at mygnr, made me laugh


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AXL: Thank you, MTV, for pimpin' my ride

LMAO

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Oh my god.  That is so fucking funny!!! :hihi: :rofl: :peace:

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Axl doing his William Hung impression:

"she bangs, she bangs.....ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"

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"Wait, what's this I'm hearing about our shows with Rolling Stones being canceled?"

:rofl: That's fuckin' awesome!! :rofl:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thats fucking great.

Hey Ron! I bet YOU can't balance on the monitors!!

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"Sup.  Axl Rose in da houze, motherfuckas....fo shizzle..hizzle"

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Bumblefoot:  "Axl..I have to fart."

Axl:  "Bumblefoot, that wasn't a new guitar note I just heard was it?"

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"What was that?  I don't have to release Chinese Democracy afterall?"

"Beam me up Buckethead!"

"For the.... God, can't you leave me alone for like, five seconds?!"

Ya put your left leg in, your left leg out!

Come on you all know the words to this one singalong "hava nagila"

Did Hillfiger try to pick a fight with anyone else here tonight? Raise your hand..

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Axl...."Damn, I gotta fart."

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Axl: "Thanks god that it's so loud that nobody heard me let one rip"
Tommy: "Dang!! Who farted!!!? Axl you bastard!!"

damn, i want to see those pics  :'( :hihi:

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"Why this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's grease lightning (Grease lightning)

We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money)
With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no shit we'll be getting lots of tit
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

Purple french tail lights and thirty inch fins
oh yeah
A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins
oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy wagon
Grease lightning

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the hit lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning "

Fook......I can't get up!!!!!!

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"Me, myself and Beta - we used to be in the same band"

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Axl Rose in the most anticipated sequel of the 21st century: MI:4

Axl decides to scrap the three-guitarists idea and try the three-Axl-clones instead.


Thanks to Christos AG (and blueheart) for this pic.? AG originally posted it in the Italy show thread.

stephine seymour is holding a sign saying "lets give it another go"

Axl       :Im sorry jesus.after all this years I make alot of mistake.
Robin   :Very funny Axl,Its me Robin.
Axl       :WTF?

jesus, whats with all the fart captions?

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Axl:  "For this next number, I will do my Ray Charles impression"

Axl's new fashion trend can be accredited to none other than Mr. Potato Head

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Where will I be in ten years...? 

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"Black with white writing doesn't make me look pale does it?"

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"see that security guard over there in Mezz?... I'm going to bring him back to the hotel and bite his leg off."   :hihi:

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Ron Thal has good reason to look worried about the safety of his leg.

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Axl: Security! Get this guy outta here!
BBF: Cool it, Ax, I'm your new guitar player!
Axl: Whoops! Sorry about that, mac!

'Ive just bought a new car that I can fit all of my friends into'

Hope they like my stevie wonder

"This is what happens when there isn't enough food at the party."

'uh oh, Im weraing old GNR merch - I hope none of the old band got any royalties from this, better think of a new way to fuck them over'

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Gypsy:? HEY!? Look at the dead bird!
Axl:? Where?


It's an old joke but I'm old so it always makes me laugh.? :hihi:

Thanks to 'Skippy' for the pic.

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Izzy whispers to Axl: i think you've forgotten something... does braids ring any bells?..

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i'm not who you think i am. i'm just a regular guy, just blending in, relaxed and all that...

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Hilfiger: *snaps finger* Oh no you di'n't!!
Axl: The hell I did, bitch!

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"Glad I took my medicine, no need to punch that fucker!"

I'm sure the fan who took this picture wet his/her pants right after :-*

Ron: "How do you think I got into GnR?"

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Axl:? ....(thinks to himself)........."Sooooo... should I give this crowd the release date of CD and give them all a heart attack?"

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Only the truly brave wears sunglasses at night.

Are those baseball pants robin?

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WTF, Buckethead! He just killed our audience!!! Err... He isn't coming this way...is he?

FUUUUCCCCKKKKK stop yelling wheres slash!

heh heh heh...my mic stand is red....i like ice cream...taffy is delicious..

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Axl - Fuck Dude, I think we are INDOORS, think we could take off the sunglasses now.

Robin - Ohhh Really?!! Fuck yeah you are right.

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My bad humour :) These guys rocks!!!!

Haha, that one made me laugh!! awesome!! Thats why we didnt see hem in 10 years :)

Very funny thread!!

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Ok, now, how do I tell them I have to record Chinese Democracy all over again...?

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Axl whispers to Izzy....."when this song is over, give me back my shades."

haha, best one yet!  :hihi:
u just can imagine him saying like "my cat's name is mittens"

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"I wonder if everyone knows I use cigarettes to keep my hair trimmed"

DEDEDEEEEE

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" Just two more years to go, and? Chinese Democracy will be released....and two more years after that, the album of the same name will drop"

Axl: *short of breath* so you didn't really mean all those things you said?"
Robin: "sorry Axl, we're over"

"Yeah, that's right TWO sugars"

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Ron: "you dissin my hat biatch? fuck you you're going down homeboy"

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"nobody makes cookies like grandma does"

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"and i have the most exsquisite victorian furniture, oh it is delightful and marvelous, won't you come for tea sometime"

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Axl: "Ron, i won't tell you again, let's lose the ridiculous red hat, i don't want to see it, are we clear"

AXL: Where the fuck is Pittman with those latte's, Ill just lean here till till i get my caffeine fix.
Useless fucking keyboardists.

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I just got a PS3... The remainder of the tour is cancelled, Im going home.?

Someone pegged me with a snowball and its' ruining my nosejob..Where the hell is Izzy?

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lmao owned at that crowd!

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Look! I have got the worlds longest middle finger! Where's Guiness when you need em?

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MMMMMMM DONUTS

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Shiny Lights... Hypnotizing... Losing Control... 

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" Sorry folks, been flying about since 2001 but only just found the factory that's producing Chinese Democracy" " I hope you haven't been sticking it to Axl for being late, Beta wrote down the wrong zip code for the Sat Nav"

I'll use your pic and say : " Goddamn that meth burns!" or " Oh Fuck- Ice Cream Headache!"

ROTFF!!!

Classic caption :rofl:

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"Yes, I know there are only 5 Tuesday's left." :hihi:

how come half the captions on here are fart jokes!?! talk about originality and maturity people! ::) :no:

Okay this pic is photoshopped and I think the credit goes to gunsguy.  He did a thread at another forum once and did a lot of GNR photoshop pics and it was creative and funny.


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"My fellow fans, the next piece of news you will receive from the GNR camp won't be the release date of Chinese Democracy.  Rather, you will hear that I am running for oval office.  Do you know where you are?  You're in the White House baby!!"

I cant believe they dont know I know "dorothy"......keekee :o

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Doctor : So Mr Rose, can you read the third line from the bottom please?
Axl : ... Mmm ... Let's try ... 'S' ... 'L' ... 'A' ... 'S' ...'H' ... What?!?! Asshole!!

I farted

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"Gigida, gigida....ahhhwwwwlllll riiigghhttt"

gee his skin is smoother than mine

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......"Pigeons of shit metal......"


 :hihi:

hahahaha

Uuuuh... why was the picture I posted deleted?

Pole Vault Crowd Surfing - A Guide

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"Who, me?!"

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"Cocaine. That is all."