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Title: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: Is he struggling? on May 31, 2006, 01:44:25 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48931


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: kockstar999 on May 31, 2006, 01:46:56 PM
wierd they would put that on that site.


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: Bostonrose on May 31, 2006, 01:48:27 PM
Hey,  that thing mentioned all you NU-GNR fans...  check the last one again!   : ok: :peace: :rofl:


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: GypsySoul on May 31, 2006, 01:49:34 PM
"Incident involving spaghetti that he'd rather not discuss"

That one made me LOL ?:hihi:


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: jaknudsen on May 31, 2006, 02:35:35 PM
wierd they would put that on that site.

What do you mean? The Onion is a satirical site, if you didn't know.


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: RichardNixon on May 31, 2006, 11:47:37 PM
Funny stuff! ;D


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: Tomorrows on May 31, 2006, 11:50:31 PM
Hahahah, thats pretty good  :rofl:


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: Gargh! on June 01, 2006, 09:05:14 AM
Has been holding the last note of Don't Cry for ten years  :rofl:


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: oldgunsfan on June 01, 2006, 09:22:12 AM
those reasons sound similar to the April Fools day "news" articles for the real reason for the delay of CD


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: Oh My Choking Soul on June 01, 2006, 09:32:46 AM
This is awesome! Thanks, love the Onion!!! ;D


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: CAFC Nick on June 01, 2006, 09:48:19 AM
Thats really good! I like it. Funny stuff.
 : ok:


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: Lord Kayoss on June 01, 2006, 10:52:57 AM
Been holding the last note of Don't Cry Tonight for 10 years.  Stupid fucks.  If you're gonna hate, at least do it correctly.  ::)


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: TheMole on June 01, 2006, 11:05:15 AM
Been holding the last note of Don't Cry Tonight for 10 years.  Stupid fucks.  If you're gonna hate, at least do it correctly.  ::)

Lighten up, they probably meant the actual words he sings, not the song title...

Don't you cryhyhy toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyiiiiiiiiyiyiyiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: Bostonrose on June 01, 2006, 01:31:03 PM
Been holding the last note of Don't Cry Tonight for 10 years.? Stupid fucks.? If you're gonna hate, at least do it correctly.? ::)

It's called a sense of humor,   look into it :yes:


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: daubs on June 01, 2006, 03:34:54 PM
hahahaha the 'last note of dont cry' had me laughing out loud. i also liked the comeback bandana one too.


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: Lord Kayoss on June 02, 2006, 11:41:36 AM
Been holding the last note of Don't Cry Tonight for 10 years.? Stupid fucks.? If you're gonna hate, at least do it correctly.? ::)

Lighten up, they probably meant the actual words he sings, not the song title...

Don't you cryhyhy toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyiiiiiiiiyiyiyiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight


I know what they're referencing, but if they don't even know the correct song title it makes them look even dumber.


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: gilld1 on June 02, 2006, 01:52:23 PM
So what does that make you?  Everyone else seems to get the joke.  Get the fuck over it.


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: makane on June 02, 2006, 01:54:15 PM
I know someone whos making him look even dumber  :no:


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: Lord Kayoss on June 02, 2006, 02:07:07 PM
So what does that make you?


It makes me a prophet and a scholar.  :P


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: Oh My Choking Soul on June 02, 2006, 02:28:46 PM
Been holding the last note of Don't Cry Tonight for 10 years.? Stupid fucks.? If you're gonna hate, at least do it correctly.? ::)

Lighten up, they probably meant the actual words he sings, not the song title...

Don't you cryhyhy toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyiiiiiiiiyiyiyiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight


I know what they're referencing, but if they don't even know the correct song title it makes them look even dumber.

Ummmm... you are missing the point. The point was that they were quoting the lyric not the song title. So someone may be a dumb fuck but it isn't them.


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: ShotgunBlues1978 on June 02, 2006, 02:39:37 PM
Funny list


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: Lord Kayoss on June 02, 2006, 03:52:39 PM
So someone may be a dumb fuck but it isn't them.


I agree.? There's a good chance he spoke right above.

I pointed out their mistake and am being called stupid?? I'll say it again, I got the cheap joke but that's not my point.? I just said if you're gonna hate at least do it correctly.? For me, the fact that the author doesn't even know the title of the song he's making fun of diffuses the humor attempt in his lame joke.? Is that so hard to comprehend?


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: pasnow on June 02, 2006, 04:42:42 PM
Lighten up.. Who said anything about "hating" ?? It's The Onion, a joke site.


Maybe Kayoss can re-write 'Get in the Ring' for Axl:


And that goes for all you punks in the press
That want to start shit by printin' lies
Instead of the things we said
That means you
Oh My Choking Soul at Here Today Gone To Hell...
Makane
Sean Mills at The Onion
What you pissed off cuz your dad gets more
pussy than you?
Fuck you
Suck my fuckin' dick
 :rant: :rant: :rant:


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: Lord Kayoss on June 02, 2006, 04:55:37 PM
Maybe Kayoss can re-write 'Get in the Ring' for Axl:


And that goes for all you punks in the press
That want to start shit by printin' lies
Instead of the things we said
That means you
Oh My Choking Soul at Here Today Gone To Hell...
Makane
Sean Mills at The Onion
What you pissed off cuz your dad gets more
pussy than you?
Fuck you
Suck my fuckin' dick
 :rant: :rant: :rant:


Now that's funny.

Thank you.? : ok:


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: gnrbr on June 02, 2006, 10:21:55 PM
Thats really good! I like it. Funny stuff.
 : ok:

yeah but its bullshit :P


Title: Re: Axl's reasons for the holdup (from 'The Onion')
Post by: Disco Volante on June 03, 2006, 12:22:16 AM
I actually enjoyed this spoof. ;D  Most articles that rip on GNR are stupid.