Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Sorry if this has been asked, I can't find it. How do you get positive karma points?

buy a ticket for a moderator!

But no one will ever have the distinct honour of being the very first to ever have a positive Karma total.

Well, you can't..........

That is inaccurate Jim. Because someone has a positive Karma point.

Speaking of...

Where has speed_stone been these days?  :hihi:

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Good one.  :hihi: :rofl:

who  ??? what did he do to get it  ???

Well, I don't know what he did to get it but he's the only one I've seen with a positive karma point...so far.

Yes i've seen one.

If only I could be confident that you were joking.  :-\

i must admit im not sure either :confused:

I am joking Jim and I am playing pool at the same time.

The two can be a lethal combination.

Sorry Joking Jim, I don't get it.  :-\

"... Playing pool," that is.


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... And I thought that my humour was dry.

 ;D ( :confused:)

Oh, and with the edit comes a true answer: There is nothing that you can "do" to get positive karma. It doesn't exist and plausible denial is in effect.........

its like HOB pro shot people know it exists but noone can get there hands on it  :hihi:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Could this thread get any funnier?  :hihi:

Yes, it could. I could tell a joke.  ;)

oh shit no  :no: quick lock the thread  :nervous:

Let's hear it them  ;D

I meant, read.........


  :D

Okay,  ...

Here's a joke I think is funny...

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

?Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."

That is actually pretty funny.............

That's worth some positive karma...almost. ;)

whats the point of all this karma stuff ?

http://www.heretodaygonetohell.com/board/index.php?topic=29482.0

Bad jokes get negative Karma.

Good jokes get positive Karma.

Pretty simple really.......

why did i get a negative karma point?

I never got a reason why my one turned to 0.

Maybe you're just a bad guy.

I'm going to guess it was this:

"your pathetic attitude gives reason for people to look east for inspiration and culture rather than west...and the only dick to be seen, is up your arse"

i get a negative because i insulted a guy who insulted just about everyone (including me) with his comments on numerous occasions? shouldnt the other guy have -6 then ? maybe the moderators should spend your time moderating the people who consistently "chat" on threads ...

You're right. I didnt see anything else in your thread history that looked offensive, so I'm guessing thats what got you dinged.

Good point, but you have to realize that you contribute to it as well. I finally learned that lesson in dealing with my forum stalkers. They would insult,flame,troll,etc., and they are hoping for a response. When you give it to them, it feeds the trolls and they continue doing it. I realized that by ignoring it, it immediately cuts down on being insulted by them, because they can see you are no longer responding to it. They either stop insulting, or move on to the next person to troll.

I think Jarmo and the mods are doing a good job. They have to spend alot of time locking, merging, and deleting threads. They cant watch for every single insult. Look at last night's noob spamming the board with useless threads. Some mod cleaned that shit up quick.  I posted a thread about it,went back to the GNR section, and the threads were already gone. If they had been busy reading every post looking for insults, there would have been 2 or 3 pages of lame threads before it got under control.

i have no doubt some of the moderators are good at what they do, but the one who gave me that point has a serious lack of judgement regarding the rules of this forum

what im complaining about is that there are quite a few that get away with insults but nothing happens, over and over i see it and nothing happens to their karma...and then i post a single insult because i was insulted , and i get a negative...and there is me thinking that these negative karma points were for persistent fouling of the rules...obviously i am mistaken...i dont post in topics i dont know about, i dont start stupid threads, i help people out if i can and sometimes i go out of my way to do it, i dont go out to insult others just for the hell of it, i dont chat in threads, i dont post smiley only posts...whatever...and then kockstar can come along and post about 10 insulting posts and get away with just about every one...does this mean i can insult people another 9 times without being deducted? this karma thing is a waste of time

I gave it to you... It was from the post mentioned. You even replied to my post which I posted after giving you the 1 minus.. It's not the end of the world.

OK, so if I tell a joke maybe I can have the bad karma point removed?

Ok, here goes:

There were three nuns in a desert. All three were dying of starvation and thirst. After a couple of days of walking they came to a castle in the middle of nowhere. Too their dismay there was no food or running water in the castle, all that was there was a bag of flour. The head nun said "I know what we will have to do, because we have no running water we will have to try and pee on the flour so we can make some bread and survive". She asked one of the nuns to try first. She squatted over the flour and tried to pee, but after half an our she gave up. The head nun screamed " What a waste of space you are, we cud die because of you!!", so she asked upon the other nun to try. The nun squatted over the flour and tried her hardest but after forty five minutes she gave up without any success. The head nun screamed once again, "Both of you are useless, I will have to try myself!". So she squatted over the flour and tried her very hardest to push out a pee. She tried so hard that at the end she farted, and blew all of the flour away, and all the nuns pissed them selves laughing.

A priest, a rabbi and a penguin walk into a bar...........

U guys should stick to politics........... :hihi: