Title: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: mikegiuliana on May 25, 2006, 11:22:49 AM Of course my mind is always in the gutter so porn it is..
Anyone older can appreciate this thread.. Years ago you wanted to buy a porn magazine or a video but had to bribe some drunk or homless guy to get it for you.. or you had that older brother who you stole from and hid mags under your bedroom matress.. You also had that one porn tape you might have shared with friends and you could never view it cause someone was always in the living room.. Then you had to wait to get it and the quality was shitty sometimes... It must be great to be a teen an be able to just click a button and find anything in the privacy of your own home.. Scary for the parent of course, just talking like a teen .. Vids everywhere all at the click of a button... To think years ago if you found amag on the street you would stuff it in your coat or pants and try to sneak it by your parents then guard it with your life in hiding spots. you lucky kids...At least now we are lucky adults.. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: godiva on May 25, 2006, 11:47:52 AM Now it's the other way around: hiding your porn from your kids :hihi: Oh boy, I do feel old now :crying:
Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: mikegiuliana on May 25, 2006, 11:57:42 AM Now it's the other way around: hiding your porn from your kids? :hihi: Oh boy, I do feel old now? :crying: ha I never thought of that.. :hihi: I remember the old porn tapes came in the biggest covers ever, like in styrafoam.. it was like jesus something I need to hide is huge :hihi: Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: misterID on May 25, 2006, 12:00:50 PM My internet porn as a kid?
The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel. "Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind" Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: jimb0 on May 25, 2006, 12:10:09 PM stuffing a mag under your shirt, looking in your dads draw. That sucked. Then you though, oh my god, my fucking dad beats off to this :-X
Thank god for the internet. Never a dull moment. I :love: Internet Porn. Beats looking out back by the old porn shop. Now I gotta hide it from my g/f. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Mandy. on May 25, 2006, 12:13:20 PM or you had that older brother who you stole from and hid mags under your bedroom matress.. I sooooooo remember that ;D Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: godiva on May 25, 2006, 01:13:59 PM Beats looking out back by the old porn shop. Now I gotta hide it from my g/f. Oh come on, gotta share the good stuff with your gf! Don't be selfish! :rant: Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Markus Asraelius on May 25, 2006, 01:17:21 PM In Salt Lake City, all you get is soft-core videos.
On magizines, you have to go to like a Barnes and Nobles. They hide them underneath the counters and you just have to ask for them but it's kind of embarrasing. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Walk on May 25, 2006, 01:23:42 PM The best place to hide porn is in the form of a burned CD, placed strategically behind a Gorguts CD. The only way it would be found is if someone in my family suddenly felt like listening to death metal, picked Gorguts out of chance, discovered the hidden CD, and bothered to check it out. It's labeled as a backup anyway. I don't have to worry about that because they all hate my beautiful music. :rofl:
Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: SLCPUNK on May 25, 2006, 01:44:16 PM My internet porn as a kid? The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel. "Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind" Sometimes the lingerie section to the JCPenny catalogue would have to do............ We made it work in our day. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Danny Top Hat on May 25, 2006, 02:13:34 PM Of course my mind is always in the gutter so porn it is.. Anyone older can appreciate this thread.. Years ago you wanted to buy a porn magazine or a video but had to bribe some drunk or homless guy to get it for you.. or you had that older brother who you stole from and hid mags under your bedroom matress.. You also had that one porn tape you might have shared with friends and you could never view it cause someone was always in the living room.. Then you had to wait to get it and the quality was shitty sometimes... It must be great to be a teen an be able to just click a button and find anything in the privacy of your own home.. Scary for the parent of course, just talking like a teen .. Vids everywhere all at the click of a button... To think years ago if you found amag on the street you would stuff it in your coat or pants and try to sneak it by your parents then guard it with your life in hiding spots. you lucky kids...At least now we are lucky adults.. Yeah dude I remember those days. Buying and selling porn mags at school, hiding them from your parents when you get home. They were precious - and now who gives a fuck about porn mags? Why look at pictures of ugly chicks when you can watch videos of hot chicks? :peace: Anyone remember when Eurotrash was like the Holy Grail of porn? Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: mikegiuliana on May 25, 2006, 03:18:48 PM My internet porn as a kid? The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel. "Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind" Sometimes the lingerie section to the JCPenny catalogue would have to do............ We made it work in our day. the victoria secret catalog still gets use.... I remember finding pics of kelly bundy in tv guide or alyssa milano. Elvira did well too back in the late 80's start of the 90's :hihi: The best had to be catching one of those soft core movie on HBO, or even getting something like revenge of the nerds, those 80's comedys with mild nudity.. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Neemo on May 25, 2006, 03:22:42 PM My internet porn as a kid? The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel. "Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind" :rofl: :rofl: Fuzzy Porn!!! :rofl: :rofl: Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: 2NaFish on May 25, 2006, 03:23:25 PM the ten minute free view at midnight was what i had to endure with.
glorious days my friends. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: anythinggoes on May 25, 2006, 03:26:50 PM My internet porn as a kid? The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel. "Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind" Sometimes the lingerie section to the JCPenny catalogue would have to do............ We made it work in our day. the victoria secret catalog still gets use.... I remember finding pics of kelly bundy in tv guide or alyssa milano. Elvira did well too back in the late 80's start of the 90's :hihi: The best had to be catching one of those soft core movie on HBO, or even getting something like revenge of the nerds, those 80's comedys with mild nudity.. i remember channel 4 in England about 12-13 ?years ago used to have a red light zone night after 12 and it was on till 4 normally a Saturday god i was a tired 14-15 year old on Sundays and looking back it was crap i always used to look out for the french movies as well my Favorite was Betty Blue i loved that film and it had a good story line too. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: EFISH on May 25, 2006, 03:29:27 PM carmen goes to college would be a good one these days..
check it out! Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: mikegiuliana on May 25, 2006, 03:35:20 PM My internet porn as a kid? The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel. "Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind" :rofl: :rofl: Fuzzy Porn!!! :rofl: :rofl: Yeah I remember if I would flick through the channels on cable sometimes the playboy would stay fuzzy for a while before going back to the ppv settings On the old tv I had as a kid u had the regular stations, then the other knob that was like 50 channels and only worked when the other dial was on Zero.. I forget the type of tv they were, all the old ones had two knobs, one that was the regular stations ,the other something different Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: pasnow on May 25, 2006, 03:37:03 PM VHF & UHF Mike..
Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: mikegiuliana on May 25, 2006, 03:38:43 PM VHF & UHF? ?Mike.. sounds right, had a big mutherfucking antena on it to, the fucking ears or double loop thingy :hihi: All the games had the tv game switch in the back with those U hooks that attached to those screws :rofl: Why couldn't there have been that red white yellow input in the front ;D Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: misterID on May 25, 2006, 03:40:13 PM My internet porn as a kid? The static, scrambled screen of the Playboy channel. "Oooh! Ooh! I saw a Vaj! I saw a Vaj! I saw... Oh, that was some dudes armpit. Nevermind" :rofl: :rofl: Fuzzy Porn!!! :rofl: :rofl: Yeah I remember if I would flick through the channels on cable sometimes the playboy would stay fuzzy for a while before going back to the ppv settings Haha! The good ole cable box would give that great 2 seconds of clear viewing. What was heaven? Revenge of the Nerds on late night HBO... That was before skinomax. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: pasnow on May 25, 2006, 06:39:19 PM Yeah it would be interesting to see how much the industry has changed over the last 15 years. I remember being about 14-15 and going to a local drugs store and stealing a porno rag after swim practice.. Stuck it in my towel bag.. Haha, looking back I think I did it more just for the sake of doing it than actually WANTING the porno. But that's another thing that has changed, at least in the suburbs, was having a "local" mom & pop drugs store.. Before the days of CVS & Taget which have strict policies against what mags they cover.. So my guess is there are less actual porno mags (brands) than before.
As for hiding it in your room, my brother got caught with a few pages he had torn out. We found a nearby shed where some older kids hung out, I suppose maybe they would sneak out some beers,, cigarettes & porno's.. Anyway, My Mom found them underneath his rug and absoluitely flipped. HAHA, my poor brother. This was probably 15 years ago. So about a year ago my Mom mentions they are replacing the carpets in our bedrooms now that we have all moved out.. I thought, 'Oh, ok nice.' Then it hit me, wait I better get over to check out underneath his carpet to make sure nothing is still hidden under there. I never made it over, but I don't think she saw anything.. As for the net, it is pretty f'ing amazing how much porn is on there... makes getting laid seem so easy and I think "Where did I go wrong in life." but I'm sure most of those girls are paid porn stars.. Seems that Amatuer porn took off with the net. I guess because it's so easy to make, as opposed to an actual Magazine or VHS tape. I don't know if it'd be better or worse to be a teen now with such easy access to porn. I dunno, I still kinda like my "stole a porn mag" story.. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: mikegiuliana on May 25, 2006, 06:49:58 PM Quote As for the net, it is pretty f'ing amazing how much porn is on there... makes getting laid seem so easy and I think "Where did I go wrong in life." but I'm sure most of those girls are paid porn stars.. Seems that Amatuer porn took off with the net. I guess because it's so easy to make, as opposed to an actual Magazine or VHS tape. I don't know if it'd be better or worse to be a teen now with such easy access to porn. I dunno, I still kinda like my "stole a porn mag" story.. yeah man, I liked your story ,.brings back memories... Pages torn out, god I had that shit too, millions of folds too :rofl: The net is amazing for hooking up, my single friends get laid all the time from myspace and chat rooms.. years ago you met some stranger in the bar, now you meet someone online and view pics and see if you're interested. SKip that akward step of going up to some stranger thinking of stupid pick up lines.. I know the net is dangerous cause you have those men posing as kids and shit. Some girl wasted in a bar going with some guy she just met isn't to safe either.. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Guns N RockMusic on May 25, 2006, 07:13:43 PM or you had that older brother who you stole from and hid mags under your bedroom matress.. I sooooooo remember that? ;D aren't u 14 or 15 Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Dr. Blutarsky on May 25, 2006, 10:47:42 PM remember finding porno mags stashed in the woods? all moldy & gross, but you'd still look at them. Guess you had to be a child of the`80s.....
Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Mandy. on May 26, 2006, 01:26:46 AM or you had that older brother who you stole from and hid mags under your bedroom matress.. I sooooooo remember that? ;D aren't u 14 or 15 16 in a couple of weeks. But still. I so remember that in my 12s or something? :hihi: Although internet was already popular back then. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: SLCPUNK on May 26, 2006, 04:12:43 AM 16 in a couple of weeks. But still. I so remember that in my 12s or something :hihi: "My 12's"? :hihi: :hihi: That is the quote of the week, maybe the month. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: SLCPUNK on May 26, 2006, 04:13:36 AM remember finding porno mags stashed in the woods? all moldy & gross, but you'd still look at them. Guess you had to be a child of the`80s..... We used to hide all our porno mags down by our tree fort in the woods. Ahhh...the memories......... Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Mandy. on May 26, 2006, 06:58:03 AM 16 in a couple of weeks. But still. I so remember that in my 12s or something? :hihi: "My 12's"? :hihi: :hihi: That is the quote of the week, maybe the month. LOL. It's not my fault though.? :hihi: No, but seriously, my bro was porn obsessed, more than normal. You entered his room and all you saw was porn all around. Posters and everything. But then my dad had a go at him because of me and my other sister. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Jim on May 26, 2006, 07:48:32 AM ... And at twelve, you were stealing his porn?.................... I think that it's you your dad should be worried about.
Broadband revoloutinised the whole thing, that was the major leap. I mean, my memories of back in the day are of waiting for about three days for what turned out to be a three minute clip from a shitty quality bumpkin movie to download........... Most of the time it wasn't even that. It would just involve sitting in front of a computer waiting five minutes for PICTURE to load. I usually had to end up relying on channel 5 to sort me out. They seem to have cleaned themselves up a bit now........ These days kids can open Limewire, go downstairs for dinner, come back up twenty minutes later and wham-bam-strawberry jam (thank you m'am) and we all say thankya. Well, they do at least. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Mandy. on May 26, 2006, 07:56:30 AM ... And at twelve, you were stealing his porn?.................... I think that it's you your dad should be worried about. I never said I stole them! It was impossible not to look at them though, his room was right next to mine and whenever the door was opened, all you could see was porn, porn, porn. And I was only 12, beginning to find out about all those things. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: anythinggoes on May 26, 2006, 07:56:53 AM ... And at twelve, you were stealing his porn?.................... I think that it's you your dad should be worried about. Broadband revoloutinised the whole thing, that was the major leap. I mean, my memories of back in the day are of waiting for about three days for what turned out to be a three minute clip from a shitty quality bumpkin movie to download........... Most of the time it wasn't even that. It would just involve sitting in front of a computer waiting five minutes for PICTURE to load. I usually had to end up relying on channel 5 to sort me out. They seem to have cleaned themselves up a bit now........ These days kids can open Limewire, go downstairs for dinner, come back up twenty minutes later and wham-bam-strawberry jam (thank you m'am) and we all say thankya. Well, they do at least. Channel 5 Ruled in the late nineties with their late night movies Confessions of a ...... and some cheap early 1990s adult thriller I must admit i do like the new Playboy one channel on Sky 912 lots of late nights with that Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: mikegiuliana on May 26, 2006, 08:00:10 AM I remember being at the beach at around 13-14 and laying on the blanket checking out some older girls around 18 in skimpy bikinis all together just laying face down I started drilling in the sand.... At that age you can't control yourself seeing older girls in bikinis..
Reminds me of a video I saw,.... There were these two hotties making out in a parking lot at ?abeach adn all these guys just standing around, then in the corner of the video you can see this kid who is like 13 slapping and grabbing at the front of his pants, hunching over, just going crazy... ?:hihi: At that age it's just to much for a kid going through puberty to handle.. It would be like kelly lebrock showing up at your house like weird science.... Quick question is there any porn on youtube or is it no nudity? "12's" how many years is that :rofl: best was the one friend you had that had parents with the illegal cable box, was when Spice was starting out... The best shit I have found is the adult message boards just like this but with uploaded porn, all you have to do is click the links and it either comes up wmv or real one... ?The adult websites with those pop ups and shit just suck with those teaser clicps.. Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Brody on May 26, 2006, 08:07:30 AM I remember when i was probly 12 or 13 me and my brother and a few other neighborhood kids were hanging out at another kids house and his parents were at work.. this was during the summer break.. and we were all sitting in his parents room watching his dads porn when no other then his grandmother came walking into the house and caught us all with most filthyist porn i have yet to see today.. It turned out to be such a horrible day.. my dad just laughed when he found out!
(how long til Skynard Girl comes and turns this into an Anal thread!) Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Walk on May 26, 2006, 09:42:54 AM Broadband revoloutinised the whole thing, that was the major leap. I mean, my memories of back in the day are of waiting for about three days for what turned out to be a three minute clip from a shitty quality bumpkin movie to download........... Most of the time it wasn't even that. It would just involve sitting in front of a computer waiting five minutes for PICTURE to load. I usually had to end up relying on channel 5 to sort me out. They seem to have cleaned themselves up a bit now........ A whole picture!? Hell, in the good old days, a whole picture would fill up a hard drive! So, to save space, we used ASCII, after walking in the snow for 5 miles, of course. http://www.spacebarcowboy.com/ascii/babes/veronica.html Yeah, we we REALLY horny back then. :rofl: Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: godiva on May 26, 2006, 10:08:34 AM Broadband revoloutinised the whole thing, that was the major leap. I mean, my memories of back in the day are of waiting for about three days for what turned out to be a three minute clip from a shitty quality bumpkin movie to download........... Most of the time it wasn't even that. It would just involve sitting in front of a computer waiting five minutes for PICTURE to load. I usually had to end up relying on channel 5 to sort me out. They seem to have cleaned themselves up a bit now........ A whole picture!? Hell, in the good old days, a whole picture would fill up a hard drive! So, to save space, we used ASCII, after walking in the snow for 5 miles, of course. http://www.spacebarcowboy.com/ascii/babes/veronica.html Yeah, we we REALLY horny back then. :rofl: OMG that's so funny. You jacked off to THAT??? Well, it's all in the eye of the beholder I suppose. Gives 'Use your illusion' a whole new meaning :rofl: Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Chelle on May 27, 2006, 02:11:17 AM What sucks is when you're a kid with internet access, downloading porn and shit onto your computer and getting away with it... and one day your mom happens to borrow your compo to check her mail and twenty naked porn stars make it past the pop-up blocker!!?
My poor brother... :hihi: These days kids can open Limewire, go downstairs for dinner, come back up twenty minutes later and wham-bam-strawberry jam Strawberry?? ???? Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: NickNasty on May 29, 2006, 12:12:56 AM good ole' scrambled Spice channel...*memories*--course' i was like 13 when the net was just starting to get accesible, and i found these things called "newsgroups"...suddenly, my computer literacy grew (as did other stuff) :rofl:
Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: mikegiuliana on May 30, 2006, 06:10:10 AM scrambled spice... The first pc I owned was a comador 64 and at school we had those giant apple computers.. I only remember blank pages and a super fat blinking curser :'( No porn, just crappy floppy discs.. I was out of HS by 94, they were still giving typing classes with typwriters.. paper typewriter and white out :hihi:
Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: Bill 213 on May 30, 2006, 06:07:34 PM Of course the porn thing is a given........but think about everything else. These kids today can just log online and do their entire homework assignments and shit right there. You can find everything. Remember back when we had to fucking actually research shit through a 5 lb per book, 26 volume encyclopedia. Man I know when I started college (late after I got out of the army), everything was so much easier. Shit the only thing you could use computers for back when I went to school was playing Oregon Trail or typing then printing it out on that giant continous box of paper with the the side things you had to pull off.
Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: jabba2 on May 30, 2006, 08:47:33 PM I think porn was better in the early days of the internet now its like everyone uses the same positions and not very many attractive amatuers are seen. Most girls on the internet have to be wearing lingeri just for me to be turned on but they usually wear something ugly lol. So my porn collection is very small and i rarely view it :'(
Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: SLCPUNK on May 30, 2006, 08:49:02 PM Remember back when we had to fucking actually research shit through a 5 lb per book, 26 volume encyclopedia. Man I know when I started college (late after I got out of the army), everything was so much easier. Hell yea, they got it made! Title: Re: to have been a kid with the internet- Post by: mikegiuliana on May 31, 2006, 03:09:44 AM Of course the porn thing is a given........but think about everything else.? These kids today can just log online and do their entire homework assignments and shit right there.? You can find everything.? Remember back when we had to fucking actually research shit through a 5 lb per book, 26 volume encyclopedia.? Man I know when I started college (late after I got out of the army), everything was so much easier.? ?Shit the only thing you could use computers for back when I went to school was playing Oregon Trail or typing then printing it out on that giant continous box of paper with the the side things you had to pull off. ha good times, you had to buy the britanica (forget the name really) and watch that nerd on tv with the mullet selling them :hihi: Yeah man doing a report on anyone thing or whatever sucked, lots of books It was good though it made you move, it made you get out of the house ,when you can write a paper about anyone, get a date view porn, or buy a car all while sitting in your house something is wrong, no wonder 2/3rds are fat |